Shit Planning
@planningshit.bsky.social
A celebration of all the Shit Stuff imposed on our environment. Perpetrated by Architects, Planners, Surveyors, Engineers & other environmental ne’er do wells.
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@planningshit.bsky.social
· Jun 25
Big thank you to all my lovely new Bluesky followers. Welcome to the absolute bollocks that passes for new houses and places in the UK. This should make you smile!
Resilience via Serendipity!
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Resilience via Serendipity!
When you’ve ordered windows in lower case!
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
When you’ve ordered windows in lower case!
Not looking like this car dominated detached cack they won’t!
October 31, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Not looking like this car dominated detached cack they won’t!
The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
October 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
Speed is always a factor! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Nearly 900 fewer people injured since 20mph introduction in Wales
Figures show a 25% reduction in the number of injuries on Wales' roads in the past 18 months.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Speed is always a factor! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Try explaining to someone outside the UK that this road, shared with walkers, cyclists and horse riders, legally has a 60mph speed limit. Madness, really.
August 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Try explaining to someone outside the UK that this road, shared with walkers, cyclists and horse riders, legally has a 60mph speed limit. Madness, really.
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Remember, whenever you hear that “speed wasn’t a factor” in a deadly crash, what they mean is that the car involved wasn’t technically speeding. At least “not by much.” It presumes that the speed limit wasn’t too high to begin with.
When it comes to death from collisions, SPEED IS ALWAYS a factor.
When it comes to death from collisions, SPEED IS ALWAYS a factor.
August 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Remember, whenever you hear that “speed wasn’t a factor” in a deadly crash, what they mean is that the car involved wasn’t technically speeding. At least “not by much.” It presumes that the speed limit wasn’t too high to begin with.
When it comes to death from collisions, SPEED IS ALWAYS a factor.
When it comes to death from collisions, SPEED IS ALWAYS a factor.
Taco-Tits Deco-Shits!
August 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Taco-Tits Deco-Shits!
UK: We’re not building enough housing at the right density!
Also UK:
Also UK:
August 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
UK: We’re not building enough housing at the right density!
Also UK:
Also UK:
Playground of desolation!
someone posted a picture of the park on their newbuild housing estate and what on earth are we doing
August 6, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Playground of desolation!
Advertise your account with a gif.
August 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Advertise your account with a gif.
I want the porch!
You cant handle the porch!
Son we live in a world that has walls, and those have to be guarded by pillars with a fuck off roof!
You cant handle the porch!
Son we live in a world that has walls, and those have to be guarded by pillars with a fuck off roof!
August 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I want the porch!
You cant handle the porch!
Son we live in a world that has walls, and those have to be guarded by pillars with a fuck off roof!
You cant handle the porch!
Son we live in a world that has walls, and those have to be guarded by pillars with a fuck off roof!
‘We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.’
George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw
July 26, 2025 at 7:49 AM
‘We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.’
George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw
Meanwhile in Salisbury!
July 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Meanwhile in Salisbury!
Some people just want to see the world burn!
July 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Some people just want to see the world burn!
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Artificial grass: the gift that keeps on giving.
Artificial grass catches fire at Derbyshire farm in heatwave
A plume of black smoke is rising from a farm in Stanton, near Swadlincote.
www.bbc.co.uk
July 12, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Artificial grass: the gift that keeps on giving.
@mancitycouncil.bsky.social not really in line with your Play Manifesto - sort it out!
July 10, 2025 at 8:46 AM
@mancitycouncil.bsky.social not really in line with your Play Manifesto - sort it out!
18 years since Manual for Streets came out - no space for pedestrians and no dedicated space for cyclists. But hey here’s 4 fuck off wide lanes for cars!
July 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
18 years since Manual for Streets came out - no space for pedestrians and no dedicated space for cyclists. But hey here’s 4 fuck off wide lanes for cars!
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Real photo of the week
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
June 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Real photo of the week
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
You will go in and you WILL have fun!
June 27, 2025 at 10:56 AM
You will go in and you WILL have fun!