Shit Planning
@planningshit.bsky.social
A celebration of all the Shit Stuff imposed on our environment. Perpetrated by Architects, Planners, Surveyors, Engineers & other environmental ne’er do wells.
Resilience via Serendipity!
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Resilience via Serendipity!
When you’ve ordered windows in lower case!
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
When you’ve ordered windows in lower case!
Not looking like this car dominated detached cack they won’t!
October 31, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Not looking like this car dominated detached cack they won’t!
The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
October 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
Taco-Tits Deco-Shits!
August 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Taco-Tits Deco-Shits!
UK: We’re not building enough housing at the right density!
Also UK:
Also UK:
August 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
UK: We’re not building enough housing at the right density!
Also UK:
Also UK:
I want the porch!
You cant handle the porch!
Son we live in a world that has walls, and those have to be guarded by pillars with a fuck off roof!
You cant handle the porch!
Son we live in a world that has walls, and those have to be guarded by pillars with a fuck off roof!
August 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I want the porch!
You cant handle the porch!
Son we live in a world that has walls, and those have to be guarded by pillars with a fuck off roof!
You cant handle the porch!
Son we live in a world that has walls, and those have to be guarded by pillars with a fuck off roof!
‘We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.’
George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw
July 26, 2025 at 7:49 AM
‘We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.’
George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw
Meanwhile in Salisbury!
July 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Meanwhile in Salisbury!
Some people just want to see the world burn!
July 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Some people just want to see the world burn!
18 years since Manual for Streets came out - no space for pedestrians and no dedicated space for cyclists. But hey here’s 4 fuck off wide lanes for cars!
July 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
18 years since Manual for Streets came out - no space for pedestrians and no dedicated space for cyclists. But hey here’s 4 fuck off wide lanes for cars!
You will go in and you WILL have fun!
June 27, 2025 at 10:56 AM
You will go in and you WILL have fun!
Big thank you to all my lovely new Bluesky followers. Welcome to the absolute bollocks that passes for new houses and places in the UK. This should make you smile!
June 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Big thank you to all my lovely new Bluesky followers. Welcome to the absolute bollocks that passes for new houses and places in the UK. This should make you smile!
A poignant film about gentrification depicting powerful themes of belonging and displacement. On BBC IPlayer now.
June 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
A poignant film about gentrification depicting powerful themes of belonging and displacement. On BBC IPlayer now.
What the actual fuck!
June 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
What the actual fuck!
Ramsgate Marina Art Deco, Seawater Pool, opened in 1935 and closed in 1975. It is now a car park!
May 24, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Ramsgate Marina Art Deco, Seawater Pool, opened in 1935 and closed in 1975. It is now a car park!
Popping this image in your design statement allows you to then ignore it & submit this sort of janky cack!
April 17, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Popping this image in your design statement allows you to then ignore it & submit this sort of janky cack!
The RTPI do some truly outstanding work across the planning profession. However it would be great if, when choosing housing images, they didn’t keep perpetuating the poorly designed crap that guidance and best practice suggests we don’t keep building!
April 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The RTPI do some truly outstanding work across the planning profession. However it would be great if, when choosing housing images, they didn’t keep perpetuating the poorly designed crap that guidance and best practice suggests we don’t keep building!