Robert O.
@pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price
Someone put me on their close friends and posted a video of a bunch of country singers saying "cold beer". Bitch you better show my degenerate ass some flesh or at least say something horny!
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Someone put me on their close friends and posted a video of a bunch of country singers saying "cold beer". Bitch you better show my degenerate ass some flesh or at least say something horny!
Not the Roopal AI video...
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Not the Roopal AI video...
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Dopamine is a banger, I fear
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Dopamine is a banger, I fear
Good morning. I had a dream last night that I was positioned near a nuclear explosion in a way where I would survive the initial blast but was confronted with the fact that I definitely was going to die of radiation exposure!
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Good morning. I had a dream last night that I was positioned near a nuclear explosion in a way where I would survive the initial blast but was confronted with the fact that I definitely was going to die of radiation exposure!
Grindr has starting pushing ads for Marvel Snap to me, a game I have played daily for over 2 years. I love effective advertising.
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Grindr has starting pushing ads for Marvel Snap to me, a game I have played daily for over 2 years. I love effective advertising.
I love that I can't watch a whole movie without falling asleep unless I am multitasking! Feels good and normal!
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I love that I can't watch a whole movie without falling asleep unless I am multitasking! Feels good and normal!
GAMBIT IS A STRATEGIST
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
GAMBIT IS A STRATEGIST
Everything is so fucking stupid
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Everything is so fucking stupid
Well, well, well...if it seems like it is almost "Democrats will never learn a single fucking lesson" o' clock
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Well, well, well...if it seems like it is almost "Democrats will never learn a single fucking lesson" o' clock
I don't think my tiddies will fit within that Blastoise filter. I am built different.
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I don't think my tiddies will fit within that Blastoise filter. I am built different.
Making these groceries stretchhhhhhhh, bitch
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Making these groceries stretchhhhhhhh, bitch
Don't know how I hadn't heard 'House Tour' until yesterday but good lord, I want to know what witch transported that little woman back to 1987 to record that track. Truly a song to clean your house to on Saturday morning if there ever was one.
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Don't know how I hadn't heard 'House Tour' until yesterday but good lord, I want to know what witch transported that little woman back to 1987 to record that track. Truly a song to clean your house to on Saturday morning if there ever was one.
Meatball is so real for continually flirting with this chef on Gastronauts because he is FINE
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Meatball is so real for continually flirting with this chef on Gastronauts because he is FINE
The people above me have been jumping up and down in different spots for the last 15 minutes so intensely that I was seeing my ceiling flex? Is that good?
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The people above me have been jumping up and down in different spots for the last 15 minutes so intensely that I was seeing my ceiling flex? Is that good?
Imagine having that much money yet somehow being so deeply unlikeable that you still can't buy an election at THIS POINT in American history
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Imagine having that much money yet somehow being so deeply unlikeable that you still can't buy an election at THIS POINT in American history
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Don’t want “belly rubs” or “cuddles” i want men to send me $50-$100.
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Don’t want “belly rubs” or “cuddles” i want men to send me $50-$100.
I've watched enough horror movies to know that this first death is a fake out and Cheney is going to pop up again to take one more victim
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I've watched enough horror movies to know that this first death is a fake out and Cheney is going to pop up again to take one more victim
I've been watching the Naked Gun movies today and I forgot that 33 1/3 1/3 came out in 1994. What a huge year for OJ fans!
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I've been watching the Naked Gun movies today and I forgot that 33 1/3 1/3 came out in 1994. What a huge year for OJ fans!
Old roommate is sending me AI generated WWF promos featuring dead celebrities
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Old roommate is sending me AI generated WWF promos featuring dead celebrities
Just got an ad on Instagram about the best items to buy at 7-11 in Japan. Bitch, I'm can't afford food in this country, why would you show me this, shut the fuck up
November 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Just got an ad on Instagram about the best items to buy at 7-11 in Japan. Bitch, I'm can't afford food in this country, why would you show me this, shut the fuck up
Crazy that they knew I am a top
November 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Crazy that they knew I am a top
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The fucking Google search bar showing me AI search suggestions rather than my recent searches is going to make me commit sewerslide
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The fucking Google search bar showing me AI search suggestions rather than my recent searches is going to make me commit sewerslide
Sometimes I wonder how much I could get done if I wasn't having to actively fight every piece of technology and equipment I own.
October 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Sometimes I wonder how much I could get done if I wasn't having to actively fight every piece of technology and equipment I own.