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Robert O.
@pizzarollsroyce.bsky.social
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price
Reposted by Robert O.
“I’m daddy’s good boy I’m daddy’s good boy” ok well I’m
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I had a coworker used chatgpt to give them a "vibe check" of an email
February 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Where can I watch the halftime show? I wasn't watching America's Big Game (The Superbowl) I was playing China's Big Game (Marvel Rivals)
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Just found out another fat comedian started oz*mpic
February 8, 2026 at 12:59 AM
She directly quoted 70% of my mutuals
February 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Now how did Nina West end up on this Muppet show?
February 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
My supervisor and coworker are currently trading bells in Animal Crossing
February 3, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Oh!
February 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Lowkey, I think if your username contains the word 'hung' I should be able to ask to see it just to make sure.
February 2, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Guys, I'm very excited to eat the soup I meal prepped yesterday and have a nice lay down on the couch. I am very much 41 years old.
February 2, 2026 at 7:43 PM
No one does subtitles like Wow Presents+
February 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
February 1, 2026 at 8:50 PM
The gayest thing I do is when I take the hood down on my hoodie I shake my head as if perfect blonde ringlets are going to cascade down my back, despite the fact that I am painfully bald.
January 31, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I never need to see another video of that woman smugly painting platitudes on that dinner tray in tempera paint. It's giving b*ll**n g*y.
January 30, 2026 at 7:36 PM
One of my coworkers was showing me some training stuff on her phone when a notification flashed about Catherine O Hara and I was like "Sorry I really need you to open that immediately" and I am now very bummed
January 30, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Yes, by all means let me share my photos with you after speaking for 3 minutes when you have provided nothing but 2 word sentences! Nothing gets me more WET than a dry ass conversation!
January 27, 2026 at 8:33 PM
January 27, 2026 at 1:29 AM
The addition of Deadpool to Marvel Rivals has added so much visual and audio noise to the game it is actually making me want to play less?
January 19, 2026 at 8:26 PM
All of the apps should come with an unskippable tutorial about how to hold a conversation.
January 19, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I would really like to stop hearing about 2016 a time where I was in the best shape of my life because that is very much no longer the case!
January 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Graphic design based homosexuals - Am I an idiot or is Live Trace in Illustrator absolutely useless? Why can I get a cleaner result from a free web based vector creator?
January 16, 2026 at 6:57 PM
You know, when I think about gender I don't generally think I am non-binary because he/him feels fine, but when I am on the apps and someone says "What's up, man?" the Kill Bill music does play at low volume in my brain.
January 15, 2026 at 12:43 AM
This is everyday, in my heart
It is National Kiss a Ginger Day, so everyone go smooch your ginger homies
January 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
This girl group challenge...
January 10, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Looking through your follows to see if you like "Hollywood" fat or "me" fat
January 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM