Big Pistachio Custodian
@pistacust.bsky.social
they/them
artist, multi-fan,
artist, multi-fan,
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
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November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
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November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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I was having a pretty bad emotional breakdown rn so I went on Pinterest and came across this. Bruh ts is frying me 😭😭💔
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I was having a pretty bad emotional breakdown rn so I went on Pinterest and came across this. Bruh ts is frying me 😭😭💔
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And here I thought today couldn't get any worse
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
And here I thought today couldn't get any worse
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November 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Is this losing? Feels like losing
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Is this losing? Feels like losing
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Yeah this redraw is getting somewhere
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Yeah this redraw is getting somewhere
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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Finished watching Haunted Hotel and I HAD to draw Abaddon qwq I love him so freaking much, he's my son now
#hauntedhotel #abaddon
#hauntedhotel #abaddon
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Finished watching Haunted Hotel and I HAD to draw Abaddon qwq I love him so freaking much, he's my son now
#hauntedhotel #abaddon
#hauntedhotel #abaddon
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I have a tummy ache and death can’t come soon enough
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I have a tummy ache and death can’t come soon enough
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they never shoulda let me near a keyboard
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
they never shoulda let me near a keyboard
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Watercolour painting of a cat called Barney! #cats #kittens #catsofbluesky #petportraits #art #painting #watercolours
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Watercolour painting of a cat called Barney! #cats #kittens #catsofbluesky #petportraits #art #painting #watercolours
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SHE DROPPED THAT ASS ON ME FROM AN EGREGARIOUS ANGLE
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
SHE DROPPED THAT ASS ON ME FROM AN EGREGARIOUS ANGLE
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Today was Palestinian Independence Day.
As Trump and Netanyahu’s disastrous postwar plans become clear, the U.S. must recognize and respect Palestinian statehood — as 81% of the world already does.
Agency and dignity are the only ways we can achieve lasting peace.
As Trump and Netanyahu’s disastrous postwar plans become clear, the U.S. must recognize and respect Palestinian statehood — as 81% of the world already does.
Agency and dignity are the only ways we can achieve lasting peace.
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Today was Palestinian Independence Day.
As Trump and Netanyahu’s disastrous postwar plans become clear, the U.S. must recognize and respect Palestinian statehood — as 81% of the world already does.
Agency and dignity are the only ways we can achieve lasting peace.
As Trump and Netanyahu’s disastrous postwar plans become clear, the U.S. must recognize and respect Palestinian statehood — as 81% of the world already does.
Agency and dignity are the only ways we can achieve lasting peace.
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Why does every presidential corruption scandal revolve around Deep Throat?
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Why does every presidential corruption scandal revolve around Deep Throat?
Family Has Strict No Smartphone Rule While Eating Dinner In Front Of TV
https://theonion.com/family-has-strict-no-smartphone-rule-while-eating-dinne-1819577215/
https://theonion.com/family-has-strict-no-smartphone-rule-while-eating-dinne-1819577215/
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Small doodle of this creature before I go to bed (and so I can focus on drawing yalls ocs tmr)
#HauntedHotel
#HauntedHotel
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Small doodle of this creature before I go to bed (and so I can focus on drawing yalls ocs tmr)
#HauntedHotel
#HauntedHotel
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Me everytime I think about abby and Esther 😕😕
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Me everytime I think about abby and Esther 😕😕
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November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM