PistachioCake
pistachiocake.xyz
PistachioCake
@pistachiocake.xyz
I use {nix, rust, helix} btw
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Vanity license plates are a recession indicator
December 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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“why do i need to learn X when im studying Y” why do you have a fundamental incuriosity of the world and believe that knowing less about it will help you
December 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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using AI for code is great to get you 50% of the way there, especially if you were 80% there already
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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i didn’t even defer my thinking to the AI and yet i’m still very stupid and useless. feel kinda ripped off
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Transition is a miracle and anyone who opposes it is against God. I could not be more serious about this
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Boymom son or girldad daughter. Yes you can kill yourself.
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Daily affirmations: I can finish this project before starting another. I will not start another project before finishing this one. This project will be completed and then others can be later. This project is now, other project is later. Other projects are cool but your current project is really cool
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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teleporting in front of you. its personal
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Do these holy words mean nothing
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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docker as a punishment for nix users
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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it’s a beautiful day to ride the T

taken yesterday, last vestiges of fall foliage
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Pretty sure I have the scariest engineering costume of the day.
October 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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say the line freyja

I’M TIRED, I WOULD LIKE TO GO HOME AND SLEEP
October 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
> -bash: sudo: command not found
squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing with his hands folded in front of a hut in the dark .
Alt: Squidward, from Spongebob Squarepants is terrified.
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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the cishet monogamous git merges vs transgender polyamorous jj merges
October 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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"youtuber transitions" dreams are so fun

"Is it possible to absorb oestrogen through your fingertips, purely from touching a map coated in the hormone? Welcome to map men. We're... unsure if we're the men, and here's the map!

Map women? map women? map, map, map women? women? women?"
had a bizarre dream where Technology Connections revealed she (he IRL, she in the dream) was transitioning and did an in-depth video on the science of HRT and I was just listening to it while I did dishes and then I woke up and I was annoyed for a moment that it wasn't real lol
October 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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merkle search tree? sounds fun, I hope merkle find tree
October 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I love making vegetable stir fry because it's just
1. vegetables
2. potion of taste good
October 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
C# Tasks and async/await are so much more complicated than Rust's Futures and async/await. At least in Rust, consuming futures is dead simple and the pit of success is wide open.
October 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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words cannot express just how much i despise windows
October 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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did not get enough sleep last night this is why i need a human size dog bed at work
October 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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“BRO LINUX IS BORING!!!”

Okay well explain this:
October 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Pronouncing "mutex" like /mjuːtʃ ɛks/
October 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM