Piss Wizard
@pisswizard.bsky.social
/// Wife guy /// Kirby’s dad /// “a name you can trust” ///
Worse yet to come
Worse yet to come
Kirby got sick and had to go to the emergency vet. They shaved him and put this bandage around his arm so tight it made his paw swell up. It’s getting back to normal size now.
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Kirby got sick and had to go to the emergency vet. They shaved him and put this bandage around his arm so tight it made his paw swell up. It’s getting back to normal size now.
My entire twitter timeline has got me feeling bad for Taylor swift and an album I’ve never heard.
October 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
My entire twitter timeline has got me feeling bad for Taylor swift and an album I’ve never heard.
Changed my avatar.
September 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Changed my avatar.
Today there’s a new candidate for “most disgusting charlie kirk video”
September 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Today there’s a new candidate for “most disgusting charlie kirk video”
My sleepy little guy
September 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
My sleepy little guy
My boy is 14 today!
August 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
My boy is 14 today!
She got a penitentiary body
July 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
She got a penitentiary body
Superman was legitimately the Superman movie I had been waiting 40 years to see. Not without criticisms and nitpicks, but I left the theater completely buzzing. It gets so much right that it overwhelms what it gets wrong.
July 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Superman was legitimately the Superman movie I had been waiting 40 years to see. Not without criticisms and nitpicks, but I left the theater completely buzzing. It gets so much right that it overwhelms what it gets wrong.
As our vacation winds to a close, I made my wife’s favorite.
July 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
As our vacation winds to a close, I made my wife’s favorite.
Kirby was so brave tonight. Didn’t go to hide under the bed at all.
July 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Kirby was so brave tonight. Didn’t go to hide under the bed at all.
Sometimes I lay awake at night wondering if John C. Reilly ever got over his addiction to dragées.
June 20, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Sometimes I lay awake at night wondering if John C. Reilly ever got over his addiction to dragées.
My boss was like “you have 5 days of paid sick leave that doesn’t roll over after the 30th” so I used it for Thursday and Friday and some next week.. and now, Wednesday night, I legit feel like I’m getting the flu.
June 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
My boss was like “you have 5 days of paid sick leave that doesn’t roll over after the 30th” so I used it for Thursday and Friday and some next week.. and now, Wednesday night, I legit feel like I’m getting the flu.
You got any games on your phone?
June 8, 2025 at 9:50 AM
You got any games on your phone?
When you order Kalkite and all they got is synthetic Kalkite, Kalkite alternatives, and Kalkite substitutes.
May 31, 2025 at 5:02 AM
When you order Kalkite and all they got is synthetic Kalkite, Kalkite alternatives, and Kalkite substitutes.
Kirby wants to show you his toys.
May 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Kirby wants to show you his toys.
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watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
May 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
Andor/Karn fight scene better than the end of ROTS. Holy shit what a fucking show.
May 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Andor/Karn fight scene better than the end of ROTS. Holy shit what a fucking show.
Whoever wrote this shit has no idea what Giant Bomb is or was. Embarrassing.
We understand your frustration and appreciate your patience — we're actively exploring creative directions for the future of GB and look forward to sharing more with you soon.
May 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Whoever wrote this shit has no idea what Giant Bomb is or was. Embarrassing.