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They say brevity is the soul of wit. i wish the wrestlers in the $1,000,000 Six Man Tag Team Match thought the same.
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
They say brevity is the soul of wit. i wish the wrestlers in the $1,000,000 Six Man Tag Team Match thought the same.
Mox is doing nipple work right now. He really is the best in the world and it isn't close.
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Mox is doing nipple work right now. He really is the best in the world and it isn't close.
DEATH BATTLE: Boy (Angel's Egg) vs Humpty Dumpty (Shrek)
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
DEATH BATTLE: Boy (Angel's Egg) vs Humpty Dumpty (Shrek)
Why isn't Gkids spending money for an Angel's Egg season of Fortnite
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Why isn't Gkids spending money for an Angel's Egg season of Fortnite
He wasn't already retired? I thought he was just filling in for the Clippers occasionally out of necessity, like an Emergency Backup Goalie in the NHL.
Los Angeles Clippers guard Chris Paul is retiring after this season – his 21st campaign in the NBA. Paul is a 12-time All-Star, an 11-time member of All-NBA teams, a selection to the 75 greatest players list, nine-time All-Defense and the 2006 Rookie of the Year.
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
He wasn't already retired? I thought he was just filling in for the Clippers occasionally out of necessity, like an Emergency Backup Goalie in the NHL.
the most harrowing thing last night wasn't Angel's Egg (incredible film), it was looking at my phone later and seeing that Aaron Gordon reinjured his hamstring in three minutes last night
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
the most harrowing thing last night wasn't Angel's Egg (incredible film), it was looking at my phone later and seeing that Aaron Gordon reinjured his hamstring in three minutes last night
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I was reminded earlier today about when Kevin Garnett talked about Hakeem Olajuwon's trash talk, and it improved my day considerably. I share it now with you, in hopes that it will improve yours.
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I was reminded earlier today about when Kevin Garnett talked about Hakeem Olajuwon's trash talk, and it improved my day considerably. I share it now with you, in hopes that it will improve yours.
If Half Life 3 is announced at the Game Awards, I'll suck the first hundred dicks to like this post
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If Half Life 3 is announced at the Game Awards, I'll suck the first hundred dicks to like this post
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text messages are basically like little emails you can send any time of day. but don't be afraid to add some fun into the mix -- emojis, e.g., can set a playful and personal tone. 👍🦖🪩
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
text messages are basically like little emails you can send any time of day. but don't be afraid to add some fun into the mix -- emojis, e.g., can set a playful and personal tone. 👍🦖🪩
i was gonna go get lunch but now i gotta lock in on this korean fmv gooner game
November 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
i was gonna go get lunch but now i gotta lock in on this korean fmv gooner game
Baseball has a natural advantage over the other sports, because it understands the pleasure of the weekday morning/early afternoon game.
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Baseball has a natural advantage over the other sports, because it understands the pleasure of the weekday morning/early afternoon game.
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Watching old Kanye music videos from like 2005:
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Watching old Kanye music videos from like 2005:
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This is a high effort video for a minor league hockey team. I have no choice but to respect it.
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This is a high effort video for a minor league hockey team. I have no choice but to respect it.
i know why McCollum deserves to suffer, but what did Khris Middleton do to deserve being stuck on the wizards man
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i know why McCollum deserves to suffer, but what did Khris Middleton do to deserve being stuck on the wizards man
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animal crossing villagers used to tell you to kill yourself
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
animal crossing villagers used to tell you to kill yourself
Metroid Prime is a game for babies!!! *sees the coolest baby wearing sunglasses and playing metroid prime* holy fucking shit
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Metroid Prime is a game for babies!!! *sees the coolest baby wearing sunglasses and playing metroid prime* holy fucking shit
it's good to know that my initial kneejerk impression to Metroid Prime 4 being "looks like ass" is looking better and better every day
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
it's good to know that my initial kneejerk impression to Metroid Prime 4 being "looks like ass" is looking better and better every day
fortnite build mode kind of sick because one minute you are in a gunfight and suddenly you find yourself trapped in house of leaves
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
fortnite build mode kind of sick because one minute you are in a gunfight and suddenly you find yourself trapped in house of leaves
Nikola Jokic has 25 points in the first quarter
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Nikola Jokic has 25 points in the first quarter
Forced friends who had never seen the Simpsons to stop their stream and disabled the cropped remastered version. Saving lives one day at a time.
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Forced friends who had never seen the Simpsons to stop their stream and disabled the cropped remastered version. Saving lives one day at a time.
an 8pm game start time is insane. east coast people should not be watching sports, this shit is too late.
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
an 8pm game start time is insane. east coast people should not be watching sports, this shit is too late.
Tatsuya Nakadai is one of those actors who changes how you see the artform. One of the few who has a strong argument to be THE greatest actor.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Tatsuya Nakadai is one of those actors who changes how you see the artform. One of the few who has a strong argument to be THE greatest actor.
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Ah man, RIP Nakadai Tatsuya. One of the greatest of the great in everything from all-time classics by the likes of Kurosawa, Naruse, and Kobayashi to Peter Mak and Tsui Hark’s insane Wicked City adaptation.
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Ah man, RIP Nakadai Tatsuya. One of the greatest of the great in everything from all-time classics by the likes of Kurosawa, Naruse, and Kobayashi to Peter Mak and Tsui Hark’s insane Wicked City adaptation.
finally returning to Groo after an extended break. loving these seagulls. these green dudes are also cool.
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
finally returning to Groo after an extended break. loving these seagulls. these green dudes are also cool.
melting thousands of them down to make an incredibly thick Plastic Armor so i can go on a killdozer rampage. i die in four minutes due to asphyxiation.
Funko admits “substantial doubt” it can continue as a going concern amid crashing sales and mounting debt.
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
melting thousands of them down to make an incredibly thick Plastic Armor so i can go on a killdozer rampage. i die in four minutes due to asphyxiation.