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@pipsqueakparker.bsky.social
gnawing at the bars of my enclosure, hellaverse brain rot, 18+ acct
29 | writer, cryptid | they/them
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/pipsqueakparker/pseuds/pipsqueakparker
29 | writer, cryptid | they/them
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/pipsqueakparker/pseuds/pipsqueakparker
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✨FIC GIVEAWAY✨
hey yall, i’m ONE away from 300 followers - so as a thank you, i wanna do a lil fic giveaway. basically, ya just gotta like this post to enter & then on the 10th i’ll draw a name & the winner & i will talk prompts~
so yeah.
like this post if you wanna chance to win a fic :3
hey yall, i’m ONE away from 300 followers - so as a thank you, i wanna do a lil fic giveaway. basically, ya just gotta like this post to enter & then on the 10th i’ll draw a name & the winner & i will talk prompts~
so yeah.
like this post if you wanna chance to win a fic :3
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who wants another dose of ponytail stolly polly // #stolitz #helluvaboss
January 21, 2026 at 3:45 AM
who wants another dose of ponytail stolly polly // #stolitz #helluvaboss
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Oops - the I.M.P team have found out about it. You'd better get in quick, especially you #helluvaboss folks - before they fill the last 27 slots! #cherribang #bigbang #hazbinhotel #hellaverse
January 20, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Oops - the I.M.P team have found out about it. You'd better get in quick, especially you #helluvaboss folks - before they fill the last 27 slots! #cherribang #bigbang #hazbinhotel #hellaverse
my manager said he might send me home early, and tbh i won’t fight him — at this point i don’t even have the energy to overthink or catastrophize WHY he’s sending me home
January 20, 2026 at 6:41 PM
my manager said he might send me home early, and tbh i won’t fight him — at this point i don’t even have the energy to overthink or catastrophize WHY he’s sending me home
chat it is another overstimulating day 😩 might have to take a little walk at the end of my break with my pen cause IM FUCKIN DONE already
January 20, 2026 at 6:40 PM
chat it is another overstimulating day 😩 might have to take a little walk at the end of my break with my pen cause IM FUCKIN DONE already
honestly genuinely grateful to work at the place i do rn cause i can go to our GM and tell her im having a very bad anxiety day and ask to go home early, and there’s no judgement just support
January 19, 2026 at 7:20 PM
honestly genuinely grateful to work at the place i do rn cause i can go to our GM and tell her im having a very bad anxiety day and ask to go home early, and there’s no judgement just support
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mark my words, they'll somehow get the biggest bed in hell-ikea only to sleep glued together every night 🙂↕️✨
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#stolitz #stolitzfanart #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart #stolas #blitz
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#stolitz #stolitzfanart #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart #stolas #blitz
January 19, 2026 at 5:46 PM
mark my words, they'll somehow get the biggest bed in hell-ikea only to sleep glued together every night 🙂↕️✨
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#stolitz #stolitzfanart #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart #stolas #blitz
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#stolitz #stolitzfanart #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart #stolas #blitz
man i dunno what it is honestly but im just. really struggling with my anxiety and intrusies today. can’t wait to get off work tbh… im honestly considering asking if i can leave a little early
January 19, 2026 at 5:46 PM
man i dunno what it is honestly but im just. really struggling with my anxiety and intrusies today. can’t wait to get off work tbh… im honestly considering asking if i can leave a little early
so i did talk to her today, now i need to update my resume and write up a cover letter tonight or tomorrow night to bring in
i also talked to the other person applying just to like. idk. make sure i’m not stepping on toes?
i also talked to the other person applying just to like. idk. make sure i’m not stepping on toes?
there’s a new position opening up at work, and it’s working with one of the people at the store i adore, it’s marketing which i’ve always been interested in but only have basically self-taught skills in…. and i’m trying to hype myself up to go talk to the marketing person abt it tomorrow….
January 19, 2026 at 5:44 PM
so i did talk to her today, now i need to update my resume and write up a cover letter tonight or tomorrow night to bring in
i also talked to the other person applying just to like. idk. make sure i’m not stepping on toes?
i also talked to the other person applying just to like. idk. make sure i’m not stepping on toes?
curate ur own fandom experience. the block and mute buttons are free. if you’re anxious abt blocking causing drama (which it shouldn’t, but i know the world we live in), use the mute feature. if doomers are getting to you, mute them! unfollow! pls take care of urselves & curate ur own experience.
January 19, 2026 at 2:11 PM
curate ur own fandom experience. the block and mute buttons are free. if you’re anxious abt blocking causing drama (which it shouldn’t, but i know the world we live in), use the mute feature. if doomers are getting to you, mute them! unfollow! pls take care of urselves & curate ur own experience.
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January 19, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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When the muse calls... you draw him. Again & again, & maybe you need to get a little closer to that body, just to make sure the art is accurate? @kiaxian2.bsky.social & @implydone.bsky.social are here to tell you all about this art school! archiveofourown.org/works/77362656
#eggplosion2025 #stolitz
#eggplosion2025 #stolitz
January 19, 2026 at 11:19 AM
When the muse calls... you draw him. Again & again, & maybe you need to get a little closer to that body, just to make sure the art is accurate? @kiaxian2.bsky.social & @implydone.bsky.social are here to tell you all about this art school! archiveofourown.org/works/77362656
#eggplosion2025 #stolitz
#eggplosion2025 #stolitz
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January 18, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 6:57 PM
there’s a new position opening up at work, and it’s working with one of the people at the store i adore, it’s marketing which i’ve always been interested in but only have basically self-taught skills in…. and i’m trying to hype myself up to go talk to the marketing person abt it tomorrow….
January 18, 2026 at 9:34 PM
there’s a new position opening up at work, and it’s working with one of the people at the store i adore, it’s marketing which i’ve always been interested in but only have basically self-taught skills in…. and i’m trying to hype myself up to go talk to the marketing person abt it tomorrow….
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*slides vivienne medrano $20 across the table*
what if we got Blitzø in horn and/or tail jewelry next season
what if we got Blitzø in horn and/or tail jewelry next season
January 18, 2026 at 7:59 PM
*slides vivienne medrano $20 across the table*
what if we got Blitzø in horn and/or tail jewelry next season
what if we got Blitzø in horn and/or tail jewelry next season
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Drew Loona in some comfy clothes 🖋️💕
#helluvaboss #Loona #helluvabossLoona #helluvabossfanart #fanart
#helluvaboss #Loona #helluvabossLoona #helluvabossfanart #fanart
January 18, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Drew Loona in some comfy clothes 🖋️💕
#helluvaboss #Loona #helluvabossLoona #helluvabossfanart #fanart
#helluvaboss #Loona #helluvabossLoona #helluvabossfanart #fanart
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the perfect father
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossMISSION ZERO (S0E0)
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December 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
the perfect father
i love stolitz & stolas’ sopping wet bird pussy as much as the next guy - but sometimes i feel like we forget to appreciate the other AMAZING helluva characters, so this is an appreciation post… for Wally Wackford
January 18, 2026 at 12:22 PM
i love stolitz & stolas’ sopping wet bird pussy as much as the next guy - but sometimes i feel like we forget to appreciate the other AMAZING helluva characters, so this is an appreciation post… for Wally Wackford
i heard the downstairs door - jillian figured it out, thank fuck
d e l i v e r y i n p r o g r e s s
plsssss jillian i neeeeeed those chicken teeeeennnnddddiiiesss
plsssss jillian i neeeeeed those chicken teeeeennnnddddiiiesss
SHE REFUNDED THE POTATOES!! WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS ONCE MORE.
January 18, 2026 at 1:44 AM
i heard the downstairs door - jillian figured it out, thank fuck
d e l i v e r y i n p r o g r e s s
plsssss jillian i neeeeeed those chicken teeeeennnnddddiiiesss
plsssss jillian i neeeeeed those chicken teeeeennnnddddiiiesss
SHE REFUNDED THE POTATOES!! WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS ONCE MORE.
jillian pls i’m crying pls give up on the air fryer potatoes if you can’t find them jillian you’ve been at 8/9 items found for so long pls jillian im so hungry i don’t want those potatoes anymore i promise i wasn’t that committed when i added them to my cart pls jillian pleassssseeeee
January 18, 2026 at 1:36 AM
d e l i v e r y i n p r o g r e s s
plsssss jillian i neeeeeed those chicken teeeeennnnddddiiiesss
plsssss jillian i neeeeeed those chicken teeeeennnnddddiiiesss
SHE REFUNDED THE POTATOES!! WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS ONCE MORE.
jillian pls i’m crying pls give up on the air fryer potatoes if you can’t find them jillian you’ve been at 8/9 items found for so long pls jillian im so hungry i don’t want those potatoes anymore i promise i wasn’t that committed when i added them to my cart pls jillian pleassssseeeee
IVE BEEN ASSIGNED A DASHER. THEY ARE HEADING TO THE STORE. THANK FUCK. JILLIAN MY SAVIOR.
January 18, 2026 at 1:21 AM
SHE REFUNDED THE POTATOES!! WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS ONCE MORE.
jillian pls i’m crying pls give up on the air fryer potatoes if you can’t find them jillian you’ve been at 8/9 items found for so long pls jillian im so hungry i don’t want those potatoes anymore i promise i wasn’t that committed when i added them to my cart pls jillian pleassssseeeee
IVE BEEN ASSIGNED A DASHER. THEY ARE HEADING TO THE STORE. THANK FUCK. JILLIAN MY SAVIOR.
i’m so hungry and i ordered doordash cause im too blitzed to drive but i dint have a dasher and im so hungry but i also have the urge to just be cozyyyy like who’s up snuggling amirite anyway. stolas pussy. delicious.
January 18, 2026 at 1:17 AM
jillian pls i’m crying pls give up on the air fryer potatoes if you can’t find them jillian you’ve been at 8/9 items found for so long pls jillian im so hungry i don’t want those potatoes anymore i promise i wasn’t that committed when i added them to my cart pls jillian pleassssseeeee
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Warm/Cool Lighting 🍇
January 17, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Warm/Cool Lighting 🍇
oh hey guys i changed my phone wallpapers wanna see?
January 18, 2026 at 12:39 AM
oh hey guys i changed my phone wallpapers wanna see?
IVE BEEN ASSIGNED A DASHER. THEY ARE HEADING TO THE STORE. THANK FUCK. JILLIAN MY SAVIOR.
i’m so hungry and i ordered doordash cause im too blitzed to drive but i dint have a dasher and im so hungry but i also have the urge to just be cozyyyy like who’s up snuggling amirite anyway. stolas pussy. delicious.
January 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
IVE BEEN ASSIGNED A DASHER. THEY ARE HEADING TO THE STORE. THANK FUCK. JILLIAN MY SAVIOR.