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@pipsqueakparker.bsky.social
gnawing at the bars of my enclosure, hellaverse brain rot, 18+ acct

29 | writer, cryptid | they/them

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/pipsqueakparker/pseuds/pipsqueakparker
pov the other side of the camera while i was getting distracted just watching the show when i was supposed to be taking photos (they did the best run they’ve ever done tonight and i was Immersed - didn’t even take notes, my job as director is done)
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
dude i’ve been getting so fucking many of these - be careful folks
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i just realized the calendar we have in the back of the store is a horse calendar - blitz approved
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
me: finally picks up my ipad and draws again

@thedeerman.bsky.social & @areafifty1.bsky.social, friends i would never exchange for anything in the world:
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
better late than never - my gift for @whimstories.bsky.social for the #HelluvaHalloween25 exchange! a stolitz corpse bride AU!

archiveofourown.org/works/73877961

don’t wear a frown, it’s really okay, #stolitz, T, 2.2k

| #stolitzfics | #helluvafics |
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
my brain made a cursed mashup of once we get up there and don’t you forget reprise so i made it with my hands so we could all experience it (just audio, no video)
#hazbins2 #hazbinspoilers
November 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
my roommate found a recipe for a harder daddy so i guess im husk tonight
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
jesus fucking christ co star why not just snap my neck while you’re at it
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
it’s really fuckin cold in the theatre bc the heat isn’t working again but stolitz will keep me safe and warm - anyway time to try getting words in before rehearsal
October 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
i'm still catching up on bills & my checks have been falling short to cover everything, so i've got a new prompt available to sponsor & i'm opening for some mini comms
ko-fi.com/pipsqueakpar...

if ur interested in a mini com you can fill out this form: forms.gle/kvoDMkfGJNMU...

dm w any questions!
October 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
if you see this, quote with a vampire that isn’t dracula 🩸
October 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
i’ve been in-cat-pacitated
October 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
for #hellaversekinktober25 @hellavkinktober.bsky.social

day 18: size difference

honey i shrunk my boyfriend, stolitz, e, 2.2k words

| #helluvafics | #stolitzfics | #stolitz | #helluvaboss |

archiveofourown.org/works/72727356
October 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
can’t believe my roommate hates me this way
October 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
October 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
this is unrelated, but customers keep complimenting my shirt today & i gotta resist the urge every time to inform them that these skeletons also are gay
October 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
double feature kinda day as i quickly post before going to work -

day 8: somno for #hellaversekinktober25 @hellavkinktober.bsky.social

dreamland, take me there, e, stolitz, 2k words

| #stolitzfics | #helluvafics | #stolitz |

archiveofourown.org/works/72121886
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
day 7: body worship for #hellaversekinktober25 @hellavkinktober.bsky.social (inspired by & for @khosh3kh.bsky.social)

can't keep my hands to myself, e, stolitz, 1.6k words

ft. fucking GORGEOUS art from @whimstories.bsky.social

| #stolitzfics | #helluvafics |

archiveofourown.org/works/72101926
October 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
local cryptid proves to be handiest man of all after six and a half excruciating hours with a drill and a shitty island instruction manual
October 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
finally got some more things hung up & displayed including a couple precious pieces of art from @areafifty1.bsky.social & @ulieunha.bsky.social & the @glitterkoneko.bsky.social’s smokin’ rockstar blitz standee
October 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
tfw ur trying to be horny on main but ur friends are too funny
October 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
my first fic for #hellaversekinktober25 @hellavkinktober.bsky.social - Day 2: Degradation

i want your chokehold, stolitz, E, 5565 words

| #helluvafics | #stolitzfics | #stolitz |

archiveofourown.org/works/71707691
October 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
wip wednesday - a kinktober prompt im working on for later this month
October 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
like. IMAGINE.
September 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM