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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉
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call me moose 🍁 | she/her | +30 | Sapphic🏳️‍🌈Ace | helluva boss & #stolitz brainrot | MDNF 🔞 | same @ on the bird site & tumblr & insta | hellamews.carrd.co
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✌️"Real Fast"✌️// #stolitz #helluvaboss
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a rly rly old nsfw #stolitz sketchpage of mine from aug 2024 is making the rounds on twt rn and i dont think i ever posted it here. so have it in all its raw non-updated glory
January 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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Satan hates deez nuts joke.
January 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
a rly rly old nsfw #stolitz sketchpage of mine from aug 2024 is making the rounds on twt rn and i dont think i ever posted it here. so have it in all its raw non-updated glory
January 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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Guilty of charges 🤭 fluffy Stolas is the best
January 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
watch out everyone. the sexiest & sluttiest stolases are infecting my gallery. if you're not careful they'll infect yours too.
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
thinking about this again
man. the era of pre-full moon, post-jlmw fics where blitz felt the string snapping......
January 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
fizzarolli speech bubble png
January 9, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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thinking ‘bout Stolas one day in the future… him happy and a lil chubby and surrounded by love… acknowledging he’s survived abuse and self-harm and suicidal thoughts, getting himself a lil tattoo under his feathers to acknowledge just how strong he is, hidden where only he and Blitzø can find it
January 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
bro. helluva boss season 3
a man is leaning over a railing looking at the ocean .
ALT: a man is leaning over a railing looking at the ocean .
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January 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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#HelluvaBoss | MISSION: ZERO (S1E0b)
Frame: 14664/16960
January 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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90 second bingbongas from earlier
January 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Today is the LAST DAY to sign up for the Valentine Exchange! I am going to close the form at 6 PM EST so that I can start working out assignments asap, so that is about 15 more hours to sign up!
HELLLOOOO NEW EXCHANGE JUST DROPPPPEEED

Time for the #STOLITZ VALENTINE EXCHANGE, you can sign up from Dec 25 - Jan 8, assignments given Jan 9-11, & posting Feb 13-15!

SIGN UP HERE: forms.gle/rrwQW7ergQ2T...
January 8, 2026 at 8:05 AM
i hate what twt has become. i grew a following there. i don't want to have to delete everything i've posted or start only posting previews there and having the fulls here or something. but it's looking like i might have to do that. i don't know. i'm tired, man. fuck.
January 8, 2026 at 4:19 AM
hellaverse fandom be fucking normal challenge oh my god
January 8, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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I don’t think the majority of the Hellaverse fandom realise how lucky & privileged we are with how much Viv & he crew interact with us online & the fandom in general

it sucks seeing their presence has been abused with anti post, hate, misquoting etc
January 8, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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The silliest comparison came to mind after seeing this pokemon meme.. 🤧

So ya know I just HAD to draw it
#stolas #mastermind #helluvaboss
January 7, 2026 at 3:25 PM
moots sound off who's like >90% sure they're going to lvlup
January 7, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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We actually reached the first goal against all my expectations 😳 Thank you so much for the interest!!

Friendly reminder that if we make it to the last goal I will do a blitz one... hehe
January 6, 2026 at 9:45 PM
i may have just secured one of my grail items......... cross fingies
January 6, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossThe Harvest Moon Festival (S1E5)
frame: 1477/25994
January 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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crazy how the amount of coffees you drink correlates directly with how much anxiety you have... could mean anything honestly
January 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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Just two old men who can’t sleep, chilling together ✨️
#HelluvaBoss #Stolitz
January 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
last year, my darling sage @buckzobabe.bsky.social wrote a #stolitz new year's fic, and I drew a couple things for it that I'm still quite proud of. you all should go check it out 💜❤️‍🔥 // #helluvaboss

📖🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/61839508
January 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
there's so many things from last year that i still haven't crossposted here. i just remembered one and now i gotta figure out how to properly post it bc half of it's nsfw but i don't wanna isolate it to its own post...
January 6, 2026 at 8:01 PM