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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉
@hellamews.bsky.social
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call me moose 🍁 | she/her | +30 | Sapphic🏳️‍🌈Ace | helluva boss & #stolitz brainrot | MDNF 🔞 | same @ on the bird site & tumblr & insta | hellamews.carrd.co
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · Nov 20
✌️"Real Fast"✌️// #stolitz #helluvaboss
Stolas & Blitz spooning while sleeping after the events of "Real Fast", likely moments before Blitz wakes up and realizes where he is. There is morning light coming from the balcony door, illuminating the pair and the bed in a soft pink hue. The pair look content. There is a barely visible blush on both of their cheeks, some leftover sweat drops on Blitz's skin, and Stolas's feathers are mussed. Stolas has his on his stomach, his arm bent at the elbow to place his hand on his pillow. Blitz's head rests in the crook of Stolas's shoulder, his cheek pressed against Stolas's - his arm is draped over Stolas's ribcage and loops under his armpit, so his own hand rests atop Stolas's upon the pillow. The shape of his tail is visible beneath the blanket, and is seen looping lazily over Stolas's hip, and its tip is visible beside Stolas's elbow, peeking out from under the blankets.
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hellamews.bsky.social
a rly rly old nsfw #stolitz sketchpage of mine from aug 2024 is making the rounds on twt rn and i dont think i ever posted it here. so have it in all its raw non-updated glory
multiple sketches of stolas and blitz in several intimate poses. from top left to bottom right: 1) stolas and blitz kissing. stolas is leaning over blitz as he leans back 2) stolas topping blitz in missionary. stolas is giving blitz forehead kisses and holding him gently while blitz holds onto him tightly 3) stolas riding blitz. stolas is gripping blitz's head and looking down at him with his mouth agape, while blitz looks directly up at him with the same expression. blitz is leaning back on one hand, while his other holds stolas by the small of his back. 4) a cropped view of blitz fucking stolas with stolas's leg hiked up over his shoulder, kissing his inner knee. blitz is holding stolas's thigh, and stolas's hand grips the one on his thigh. 5) blitz eating stolas out. stolas is resting on his forearm, his other hand grabbing blitz's horn to hold him against his cloaca. one of his legs is bent to allow blitz better access, and his eyes are closed in pleasure. 6) blitz facefucking stolas, practically sitting on his shoulders. stolas is sucking blitz off, while one of his hands plays with the base of blitz's tail, and the other fingers his ass. blitz is gripping stolas's crest, his head lifted, mouth agape, and eyes closed in pleasure
January 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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minhellnow.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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shungako.bsky.social
Satan hates deez nuts joke.
January 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
hellamews.bsky.social
a rly rly old nsfw #stolitz sketchpage of mine from aug 2024 is making the rounds on twt rn and i dont think i ever posted it here. so have it in all its raw non-updated glory
multiple sketches of stolas and blitz in several intimate poses. from top left to bottom right: 1) stolas and blitz kissing. stolas is leaning over blitz as he leans back 2) stolas topping blitz in missionary. stolas is giving blitz forehead kisses and holding him gently while blitz holds onto him tightly 3) stolas riding blitz. stolas is gripping blitz's head and looking down at him with his mouth agape, while blitz looks directly up at him with the same expression. blitz is leaning back on one hand, while his other holds stolas by the small of his back. 4) a cropped view of blitz fucking stolas with stolas's leg hiked up over his shoulder, kissing his inner knee. blitz is holding stolas's thigh, and stolas's hand grips the one on his thigh. 5) blitz eating stolas out. stolas is resting on his forearm, his other hand grabbing blitz's horn to hold him against his cloaca. one of his legs is bent to allow blitz better access, and his eyes are closed in pleasure. 6) blitz facefucking stolas, practically sitting on his shoulders. stolas is sucking blitz off, while one of his hands plays with the base of blitz's tail, and the other fingers his ass. blitz is gripping stolas's crest, his head lifted, mouth agape, and eyes closed in pleasure
January 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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blitzyrodeo.bsky.social
Guilty of charges 🤭 fluffy Stolas is the best
January 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
hellamews.bsky.social
watch out everyone. the sexiest & sluttiest stolases are infecting my gallery. if you're not careful they'll infect yours too.
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
hellamews.bsky.social
thinking about this again
hellamews.bsky.social stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · Sep 23
man. the era of pre-full moon, post-jlmw fics where blitz felt the string snapping......
January 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
hellamews.bsky.social
fizzarolli speech bubble png
January 9, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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khosh3kh.bsky.social
thinking ‘bout Stolas one day in the future… him happy and a lil chubby and surrounded by love… acknowledging he’s survived abuse and self-harm and suicidal thoughts, getting himself a lil tattoo under his feathers to acknowledge just how strong he is, hidden where only he and Blitzø can find it
January 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
hellamews.bsky.social
bro. helluva boss season 3
a man is leaning over a railing looking at the ocean .
ALT: a man is leaning over a railing looking at the ocean .
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January 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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hellaverse-frames.bsky.social
#HelluvaBoss | MISSION: ZERO (S1E0b)
Frame: 14664/16960
January 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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mistmistly.bsky.social
90 second bingbongas from earlier
January 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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helluvaexchanges.bsky.social
Today is the LAST DAY to sign up for the Valentine Exchange! I am going to close the form at 6 PM EST so that I can start working out assignments asap, so that is about 15 more hours to sign up!
helluvaexchanges.bsky.social Helluva Gift Exchanges @helluvaexchanges.bsky.social · 15d
HELLLOOOO NEW EXCHANGE JUST DROPPPPEEED

Time for the #STOLITZ VALENTINE EXCHANGE, you can sign up from Dec 25 - Jan 8, assignments given Jan 9-11, & posting Feb 13-15!

SIGN UP HERE: forms.gle/rrwQW7ergQ2T...
Stolitz 2026 Valentine Exchange (this is an 18+ only event) After the success of the Helluva Halloween Exchange, I present another opportunity - Stolitz 2026 Valentine Exchange! The Stolitz Valentine Exchange is a low-key gift exchange event for fans of Helluva Boss & Stolitz specfically to create fanfic or fan art for each other, just a little something quick & fun to celebrate our favorite couple for Valentine's Day. If you'd like to participate, please fill out this form! FAQs: What is this event? It's like a Secret Santa, but for Valentine's day. You sign up, give me all this yummy information about what you like, don't like, what you're comfortable creating, etc - then I'll toss all your names into a hat and randomly pair folks together. (Keeping all of that information in mind, of course.) What is an 'acceptable gift' for this gift exchange? A fanfic that is at least 2k words or at least one piece of fan art that fits within the prompt/likes/desires of your giftee. It doesn't have to be an epic, or a seven page comic - unless that's what you want to do & can complete by the posting deadline! It can be something short & sweet & should be crafted specifically for your giftee. Does the work have to be Valentine's related? Technically no, but you are more than encouraged to use the holiday as inspiration. What is the timeline? Sign-Ups will run from December 25 - January 8 (2 weeks), assignments will be given the weekend of January 9-11, and posting will be February 13 - 15, giving you about 5 weeks of working time with one informal check-in in the middle around the beginning of February. What if I sign up but have to back out? Please let me know ASAP, I do want to make sure everyone receives something so communication if you're not going to be able to follow through is absolutely key. I promise you will face no judgement from me! Do we need to keep our assignments a secret? Surprises are fun & I like to think the anonymity until posting is an exciting aspect to an exchange, but at the end of the day I'm not going to be following y'all around and policing you. I encourage you to keep as hush hush as possible for the fun, but I'm not your mother.
January 8, 2026 at 8:05 AM
hellamews.bsky.social
i hate what twt has become. i grew a following there. i don't want to have to delete everything i've posted or start only posting previews there and having the fulls here or something. but it's looking like i might have to do that. i don't know. i'm tired, man. fuck.
January 8, 2026 at 4:19 AM
hellamews.bsky.social
hellaverse fandom be fucking normal challenge oh my god
January 8, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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violet120.bsky.social
I don’t think the majority of the Hellaverse fandom realise how lucky & privileged we are with how much Viv & he crew interact with us online & the fandom in general

it sucks seeing their presence has been abused with anti post, hate, misquoting etc
January 8, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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syekia.bsky.social
The silliest comparison came to mind after seeing this pokemon meme.. 🤧

So ya know I just HAD to draw it
#stolas #mastermind #helluvaboss
January 7, 2026 at 3:25 PM
hellamews.bsky.social
moots sound off who's like >90% sure they're going to lvlup
January 7, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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sunnsuto.bsky.social
We actually reached the first goal against all my expectations 😳 Thank you so much for the interest!!

Friendly reminder that if we make it to the last goal I will do a blitz one... hehe
January 6, 2026 at 9:45 PM
hellamews.bsky.social
i may have just secured one of my grail items......... cross fingies
January 6, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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hellaverseframes.bsky.social
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossThe Harvest Moon Festival (S1E5)
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The Harvest Moon Festival (S1E5)
January 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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probablyfakeblonde.bsky.social
crazy how the amount of coffees you drink correlates directly with how much anxiety you have... could mean anything honestly
January 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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adel1na.bsky.social
Just two old men who can’t sleep, chilling together ✨️
#HelluvaBoss #Stolitz
January 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
hellamews.bsky.social
last year, my darling sage @buckzobabe.bsky.social wrote a #stolitz new year's fic, and I drew a couple things for it that I'm still quite proud of. you all should go check it out 💜❤️‍🔥 // #helluvaboss

📖🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/61839508
A comic excerpt from the fic linked in the post. Blitz and stolas are on the balcony, conversing. Blitz is sheepishly looking up at Stolas, and quietly asks "...can I kiss you?" Stolas turns to Blitz, surprised. Blitz looks nervous, unsure of the incoming response. Stolas's expression turns almost desperate, as he responds "please." just as quietly as Blitz had asked. Blitz hops up onto the railing of the balcony like he did in Sinsmas, but this time reaches and cups the sides of Stolas's face. The pair share an anticipatory breath before their mouths connect and they're swept up in the kiss. Stolas wraps his arms around Blitz's shoulders, while Blitz tightens his grip on Stolas's face. A second comic excerpt from the fic linked in the post. Blitz is eating Stolas out on the balcony as the countdown to the new year echoes around them. Stolas is attempting to be as quiet as he can, covering his mouth to stifle himself, and is tearing up with the effort. The panels progress from a close up of Blitz between Stolas's legs (5). A close up of Stolas's screwn-up face as he covers his beak (4). An almost full-body shot of Stolas throwing his head back in pleasure and arching his back off of the outer wall of the apartment as tears gather in his eyes (3). A view from behind Stolas's behind, where Blitz's mouth is visible on Stolas's cloaca, Stolas's leg hiked up over Blitz's shoulder with Blitz holding onto it (2). Stolas arches back towards the wall, curling in on himself as he grips Blitz's face, close to his release (1). Stolas crying out in pleasure as he comes, drowned out by the collective shouts of "happy new year" by everyone in the apartments.
January 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
hellamews.bsky.social
there's so many things from last year that i still haven't crossposted here. i just remembered one and now i gotta figure out how to properly post it bc half of it's nsfw but i don't wanna isolate it to its own post...
January 6, 2026 at 8:01 PM