Lewis Prime
@pigeonize.bsky.social
not the best choice of posts // designer-illustrator // baseball nutjob
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Lewis Prime
@pigeonize.bsky.social
· Apr 8
Artefacts of Failure
Twelve one-hundred word scenes about two truly terrible relief pitchers.
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With the regular season fully in motion, now’s the best time to check out one of my most-read flash fiction short stories, about two relief pitchers so bad that they go gay about it. A five minute read: pigeonize.medium.com/artefacts-of...
There’s always an ugly guy with a lesbian girlfriend
July 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
There’s always an ugly guy with a lesbian girlfriend
Had to physically pull some kid out of the pit today because he was so off his head that he seemed to think it was okay to repeatedly slam his elbows in the face of a bunch of people who were just standing there abd asked him to stop. Wtf man
May 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Had to physically pull some kid out of the pit today because he was so off his head that he seemed to think it was okay to repeatedly slam his elbows in the face of a bunch of people who were just standing there abd asked him to stop. Wtf man
Why is the Radio France app trying to age regress me
May 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Why is the Radio France app trying to age regress me
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Hell yeah. Day Baseball. Day Baseball.
May 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Hell yeah. Day Baseball. Day Baseball.
Tonight’s Jazzafip segued out with Reality from La Boum which made me realise that despite it being the ultimate slow-dancing song in Europe it’s basically unknown in the anglosphere. Which is soooo fucked up
May 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Tonight’s Jazzafip segued out with Reality from La Boum which made me realise that despite it being the ultimate slow-dancing song in Europe it’s basically unknown in the anglosphere. Which is soooo fucked up
The world is just a big place filled with people who know your name but whose name you don’t know
May 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The world is just a big place filled with people who know your name but whose name you don’t know
The Canadian tourists have landed in Glasgow and are wearing tasteful blue jays hat
May 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The Canadian tourists have landed in Glasgow and are wearing tasteful blue jays hat
Guy at the Singin’ in the Rain showing wearing a Singin’ in the Rain cap. On brand
May 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Guy at the Singin’ in the Rain showing wearing a Singin’ in the Rain cap. On brand
What testosterone and full control over the fridge does to a mf
May 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
What testosterone and full control over the fridge does to a mf
When I hear the words “the earthen architecture of the Hopewell civilisation” I ALWAYS go wild like I’m at a rock n roll concert
May 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
When I hear the words “the earthen architecture of the Hopewell civilisation” I ALWAYS go wild like I’m at a rock n roll concert
A coworker spotted me in the wild and snapped this paparazzi shot
May 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
A coworker spotted me in the wild and snapped this paparazzi shot
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John Kruk on a text from one of the sons of broadcast partner Tom McCarthy: "I don't care what he eats. Since he's a Mets' fan, I hope he chokes a little bit. But since he's your son, I hope it's not fatal." "Thank you, John."
May 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
John Kruk on a text from one of the sons of broadcast partner Tom McCarthy: "I don't care what he eats. Since he's a Mets' fan, I hope he chokes a little bit. But since he's your son, I hope it's not fatal." "Thank you, John."
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the Phillies won, but I'm afraid T-Mac touched the Palantir. they are not all accounted for, the lost seeing stones. we do not know who else may be watching.
T-Mac is still explaining it all to Kruk.
T-Mac is still explaining it all to Kruk.
May 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
the Phillies won, but I'm afraid T-Mac touched the Palantir. they are not all accounted for, the lost seeing stones. we do not know who else may be watching.
T-Mac is still explaining it all to Kruk.
T-Mac is still explaining it all to Kruk.
My subconscious decided to serve up a very detailed and realistic getting together romance dream with the loser coworker I’m pining for so I guess that’s just hiw my day is going to go
May 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
My subconscious decided to serve up a very detailed and realistic getting together romance dream with the loser coworker I’m pining for so I guess that’s just hiw my day is going to go
⚠️‼️⚠️‼️⚠️DILF AT THE CLIMBING GYM‼️⚠️‼️⚠️‼️⚠️
May 2, 2025 at 10:35 AM
⚠️‼️⚠️‼️⚠️DILF AT THE CLIMBING GYM‼️⚠️‼️⚠️‼️⚠️
For May Day I am lying in bed until 1pm #workersrights
May 1, 2025 at 11:26 AM
For May Day I am lying in bed until 1pm #workersrights
Crazy what a pair of penny loafers can do to an outfit. All of a sudden I’m in a Donna Tartt novel
April 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Crazy what a pair of penny loafers can do to an outfit. All of a sudden I’m in a Donna Tartt novel
At first glance I thought this was a beautiful lesbian or perhaps winona ryder. but turns out it’s an f1 guy (derogatory)
April 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
At first glance I thought this was a beautiful lesbian or perhaps winona ryder. but turns out it’s an f1 guy (derogatory)
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I know my cobbler well enough now that he just gave me a cheeky free repair on my shitty shoes…. My king
April 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I know my cobbler well enough now that he just gave me a cheeky free repair on my shitty shoes…. My king
For the past month and a half I’ve been making these chocolate sweet rolls every couple of weeks and they’re insane good
April 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
For the past month and a half I’ve been making these chocolate sweet rolls every couple of weeks and they’re insane good
Unrelated MASH screenshot redraw be upon ye
April 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Unrelated MASH screenshot redraw be upon ye
Got a flat on my back wheel again, we need to ritually sacrifice every littering scumbag who smashes glass bottles on the ground to look cool in front of their loser friends
April 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Got a flat on my back wheel again, we need to ritually sacrifice every littering scumbag who smashes glass bottles on the ground to look cool in front of their loser friends