Princess Carolyn
@piepricia.bsky.social
It's like I always say: if you plan ahead, then when things happen, you're prepared for them. - Hank Hill
quiet as it’s kept the best water bottles are made by contigo, lululemon, and s’well everything else is distraction and noise
May 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
quiet as it’s kept the best water bottles are made by contigo, lululemon, and s’well everything else is distraction and noise
they should invent a sunday that isn’t scary
March 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
they should invent a sunday that isn’t scary
The thing about People Just Do Nothing is (imo) “bang lyrical blow to the jaw” did have potential to be a hit song lol
February 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The thing about People Just Do Nothing is (imo) “bang lyrical blow to the jaw” did have potential to be a hit song lol
it’s crazy how bad microsoft word is … like just appalling
February 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
it’s crazy how bad microsoft word is … like just appalling
what are we going to do about these bright ass headlights oh my goddd
February 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
what are we going to do about these bright ass headlights oh my goddd
i’ve been watching 2010s romcoms and i don’t think elder millennials ever had a chance.. like if you were over 25 in 2010 your sense of romance (and humour) may have been irreparably damaged by will ferrell/judd apatow and their ilk
February 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
i’ve been watching 2010s romcoms and i don’t think elder millennials ever had a chance.. like if you were over 25 in 2010 your sense of romance (and humour) may have been irreparably damaged by will ferrell/judd apatow and their ilk
hearing the stupidest shit in my life from someone who i can’t argue with: “hmm yeah that’s fair”
February 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
hearing the stupidest shit in my life from someone who i can’t argue with: “hmm yeah that’s fair”
one day deodorant went from 3.99 to 7.49 and we all just accepted it 😞
February 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
one day deodorant went from 3.99 to 7.49 and we all just accepted it 😞
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zach fox.... zach fox save me.....
February 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
zach fox.... zach fox save me.....
just awkwardly wrangled two boxes of super jumbo mega max mega power heavy duty incredible hulk powered overnight pads into my oop-just-a-tiny-bit-too-small reusable bag in front of 3 cute guys on valentine’s day i don’t want to hear anyone ever talk about suffering again okay 👍
February 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
just awkwardly wrangled two boxes of super jumbo mega max mega power heavy duty incredible hulk powered overnight pads into my oop-just-a-tiny-bit-too-small reusable bag in front of 3 cute guys on valentine’s day i don’t want to hear anyone ever talk about suffering again okay 👍
Need an emoji version of this so badly
a woman with long curly hair is standing in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a woman with long curly hair is standing in front of a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Need an emoji version of this so badly
best american cities to be from (no order)
- new york
- philadelphia
- new orleans
- chicago
- new york
- philadelphia
- new orleans
- chicago
February 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
best american cities to be from (no order)
- new york
- philadelphia
- new orleans
- chicago
- new york
- philadelphia
- new orleans
- chicago
about to have fun w some maladaptive daydreaming (going to bed early full of delusions of grandeur about my productivity level tomorrow)
February 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
about to have fun w some maladaptive daydreaming (going to bed early full of delusions of grandeur about my productivity level tomorrow)
some days it’s just me and the emotional support granola bar i’ve had in my bag for 2 years
February 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
some days it’s just me and the emotional support granola bar i’ve had in my bag for 2 years
just heard this for the first time in ages and i felt 0.1% of my new disgust for him melt away….
January 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
just heard this for the first time in ages and i felt 0.1% of my new disgust for him melt away….
“Cold Harbour”?!? yeah they definitely have Gemma in a deep freezer somewhere
January 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“Cold Harbour”?!? yeah they definitely have Gemma in a deep freezer somewhere
everyone is always telling you to “drink enough water” but nobody ever mentions how trying to get it all in is like a full time gig
January 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
everyone is always telling you to “drink enough water” but nobody ever mentions how trying to get it all in is like a full time gig
i need to go to one of those spas that will scrub all the skin on your body like you’re trying to peel a potato with your bare hands
January 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
i need to go to one of those spas that will scrub all the skin on your body like you’re trying to peel a potato with your bare hands
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it’s important to have a group of insane women who support you
January 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
it’s important to have a group of insane women who support you
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you are not in a situationship, you are texting a man who doesn’t gaf about you
January 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
you are not in a situationship, you are texting a man who doesn’t gaf about you
selena gom*z has a loser spirit but she’s also unable to heal bc she ‘s haunted by the fact she fumbled j*st*n b*eber.
January 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
selena gom*z has a loser spirit but she’s also unable to heal bc she ‘s haunted by the fact she fumbled j*st*n b*eber.
I didn’t even have time to sleep on this one before it became irrelevant lmao
January 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I didn’t even have time to sleep on this one before it became irrelevant lmao
deciding to start a Reading Journal was actually so funny in retrospect bc wdym i have a voluntary book report due tonight
January 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
deciding to start a Reading Journal was actually so funny in retrospect bc wdym i have a voluntary book report due tonight
not even 24 hours of the Americans off tiktok and i’m hearing accents on my fyp i’ve never heard before
January 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
not even 24 hours of the Americans off tiktok and i’m hearing accents on my fyp i’ve never heard before