what are we going to do about these bright ass headlights oh my goddd

about to have fun w some maladaptive daydreaming (going to bed early full of delusions of grandeur about my productivity level tomorrow)

just heard this for the first time in ages and i felt 0.1% of my new disgust for him melt away….

I didn’t even have time to sleep on this one before it became irrelevant lmao

not even 24 hours of the Americans off tiktok and i’m hearing accents on my fyp i’ve never heard before

DAY MONTH YEAR….. omg yeah actually this is the time to focus on the positives

fyp actually feels kind of empty & sad rn idk

the issue is if i saw this on twitter in ~2019 i would laugh + like it with some understanding it was likely posted ironically

now if i see it on twitter in 2024 it’s probably content farming slop

but… if i see it on This App it feels sincere and tbh i can’t get behind that either lol

caved and finally got a hobonichi

and i’m not even exaggerating lmao (i cut off the additional 30 or so paragraphs as it’s not a platform that encourages brevity lol)

this tumblr 2012 ass post lmao

at what point do we hold a fraud investigation

i need a way to retweet from twitter dot com but have them show up here