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Sami
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🧵 Thread: How to measure true marketing incrementality (beyond ROAS)
January 28, 2026 at 4:17 AM
what are your qualifications
January 28, 2026 at 12:43 AM
it’s been a million years since season 1 i don’t even remember what happened
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 AM
having to actually interview after sending out j*b applications
January 27, 2026 at 6:23 PM
continuing to ignore any and all tweets comparing Yasmin to Ghislaine Maxwell. i refuse to see it
a woman wearing a blue hat and a blue jacket is being interviewed by a cameraman .
ALT: a woman wearing a blue hat and a blue jacket is being interviewed by a cameraman .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM
when Harper inevitably betrays and blows up Sweetpeas third work place and consequently ends SweetHarper before it even had a chance to flourish #IndustryHBO
January 26, 2026 at 7:25 PM
any person that talks to Yasmin for more than 5 minutes #IndustryHBO
January 26, 2026 at 7:17 PM
i better not see more than 5 minutes of henry this episode… #IndustryHBO
January 26, 2026 at 2:17 AM
waiting for #Industry to air
January 25, 2026 at 11:48 PM
God gives the curliest hair to its laziest soldier
January 25, 2026 at 9:00 PM
peer pressured into watching Black Mirror and I walked into this episode unprepared
January 25, 2026 at 5:54 AM
my stomach literally turned watching that video of Alex Pretti being shot 10x by ice. i want every last agent DEAD #JusticeForAlex #FuckICE
January 25, 2026 at 2:47 AM
when i said i wanted an update i didn’t exactly mean i wanted an auto rejection at 5pm on a friday…
January 24, 2026 at 1:00 AM
i’m not a bot 😔
January 23, 2026 at 3:54 AM
following up with the recruiter again about updates
a cartoon of a jester dancing next to a princess in a chair
ALT: a cartoon of a jester dancing next to a princess in a chair
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:28 AM
visiting Yasmin’s house #IndustryHBO
January 22, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Recruiters when they see you have your pronouns on your Linkedin profile
January 22, 2026 at 4:41 AM
elon posted twitters slopgorithum, lemme reverse engineer it back to its glory days
January 21, 2026 at 7:42 PM
nw: industry season 4

my bf is big and he’s fucking black
a blonde woman in a black shirt is standing in front of a bush with red flowers .
ALT: a blonde woman in a black shirt is standing in front of a bush with red flowers .
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 11:50 PM
nw: Industry season 3

WTF? could Rishi’s life get any worse LMAO
January 18, 2026 at 10:07 PM
the only character more stressful than harper is rishi, cos wdym you’re scrolling through your coworkers OF while you’re taking a piss and your coke nose bleeds onto your BABY that you’re also holding….
January 18, 2026 at 5:25 AM
mind you that’s his gf sitting next to him
January 18, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Reposted by Sami
just young hoe'd some dinner at midnight
January 17, 2026 at 10:07 PM
one of my hobbies must be writing emails because no one seems to think i’m expecting a response
January 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
so how do we bomb them?
January 16, 2026 at 4:52 AM