Pie Mom π¦
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I donβt know how this works but man Iβm happy to be here. #twinja
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My mom is who introduced me to romance novels. She still reads Harlequin each month so I knew she was probably safe haha
January 13, 2026 at 12:53 AM
My mom is who introduced me to romance novels. She still reads Harlequin each month so I knew she was probably safe haha
Introduced Mom to Heated Rivalry π
January 13, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Introduced Mom to Heated Rivalry π
Wait what? They cancel the buses but not school itself??
January 4, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Wait what? They cancel the buses but not school itself??
Honestly nothing hits like work drama youβre not involved in so I get it
January 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Honestly nothing hits like work drama youβre not involved in so I get it
My only New Yearβs Resolution is to complete my transformation from liberal feminist to fully feral misandrist. #makestraightmencry2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
My only New Yearβs Resolution is to complete my transformation from liberal feminist to fully feral misandrist. #makestraightmencry2026
Doing New Yearβs with friends/kids and I volunteered SO FAST to be the one to pick up Chinese. Oh noooo my order isnβt ready yet? Noooβ¦
December 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Doing New Yearβs with friends/kids and I volunteered SO FAST to be the one to pick up Chinese. Oh noooo my order isnβt ready yet? Noooβ¦
The costuming was STUNNING! del Toro is such an incredible visionary directorβ¦every single scene was visually incredible on top of the story
December 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The costuming was STUNNING! del Toro is such an incredible visionary directorβ¦every single scene was visually incredible on top of the story
βIt is not intelligent.β Well disagree but if that was true why are you beating him for not understanding your commands?!
December 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
βIt is not intelligent.β Well disagree but if that was true why are you beating him for not understanding your commands?!
For fucking REALS. Jesus Christ man get a normal hobby.
December 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
For fucking REALS. Jesus Christ man get a normal hobby.
Also Victor is a DICK. I knew that after reading Mary Shelleyβs original but this adaptation really makes it clear. Fuck you, Victor.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Also Victor is a DICK. I knew that after reading Mary Shelleyβs original but this adaptation really makes it clear. Fuck you, Victor.
Guillermo del Toroβs Victor Frankenstein is the most gorgeous and beautiful film Iβve seen in 2025, maybe longer. Definitely worth a watch.
December 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Guillermo del Toroβs Victor Frankenstein is the most gorgeous and beautiful film Iβve seen in 2025, maybe longer. Definitely worth a watch.
My 7 yr old has become completely obsessed with Stranger Things and tonight I caught her using her Christmas gifts to make a collage π
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
My 7 yr old has become completely obsessed with Stranger Things and tonight I caught her using her Christmas gifts to make a collage π
Also the bΓ»che de noΓ«l attempts both turned out great, with the second even better than the first after learning some things during the first attempt
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Also the bΓ»che de noΓ«l attempts both turned out great, with the second even better than the first after learning some things during the first attempt
Making coffee at 9 pm because we had Christmas at Dadβs today and he got me the LE CREUSET FRENCH PRESS OF MY DREAMS ππππ
December 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Making coffee at 9 pm because we had Christmas at Dadβs today and he got me the LE CREUSET FRENCH PRESS OF MY DREAMS ππππ
Blanche trying to hold all of her Christmas presents in her mouth at once π
December 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Blanche trying to hold all of her Christmas presents in her mouth at once π
POV: watching the end of ep 5 of Heated Rivalry like
a young boy is making a funny face with his hands outstretched .
ALT: a young boy is making a funny face with his hands outstretched .
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December 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
POV: watching the end of ep 5 of Heated Rivalry like
I decided to make my first bΓ»che de noΓ«l for Christmas this year but didnβt want to risk the first one ever on the big day. So Iβm making one now for a Christmas party tomorrow. I just inverted and rolled the cake up to cool WITHOUT A SINGLE CRACK. So farβ¦
a man in a blue hoodie says i feel pretty unstoppable in white letters
ALT: a man in a blue hoodie says i feel pretty unstoppable in white letters
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December 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I decided to make my first bΓ»che de noΓ«l for Christmas this year but didnβt want to risk the first one ever on the big day. So Iβm making one now for a Christmas party tomorrow. I just inverted and rolled the cake up to cool WITHOUT A SINGLE CRACK. So farβ¦
Yes! Iβll be around :)
December 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Yes! Iβll be around :)
Well, stop and visit me on your way back down! We are long overdue for a meet n greet cocktail
December 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Well, stop and visit me on your way back down! We are long overdue for a meet n greet cocktail
You up north? Lol
December 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
You up north? Lol
Meanwhile I carded and served a youth last week who was born the year I graduated high school and yet fully legal to drink. Rude.
December 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Meanwhile I carded and served a youth last week who was born the year I graduated high school and yet fully legal to drink. Rude.
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.