Pie Mom 🦞
@pie2thepie.bsky.social
I don’t know how this works but man I’m happy to be here. #twinja
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8N6qP7R/
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When a tub of ricotta cheese is almost $7, a bitch learns to make her own!
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
When a tub of ricotta cheese is almost $7, a bitch learns to make her own!
Be so for real, Vanessa
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Be so for real, Vanessa
Last week I heard the quote “Us millennial and Gen X parents are bedroom kids raising living room kids…and we are overstimulated.” I’ve never agreed more with a parenting take. Signed, the mom who retreated to her bedroom…and they found her. 😭😂
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Last week I heard the quote “Us millennial and Gen X parents are bedroom kids raising living room kids…and we are overstimulated.” I’ve never agreed more with a parenting take. Signed, the mom who retreated to her bedroom…and they found her. 😭😂
First of many pantry drop offs today! Over $1,000 worth of food for weekend bags going to local students 💕
November 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
First of many pantry drop offs today! Over $1,000 worth of food for weekend bags going to local students 💕
If anyone wants to contribute, this is my Venmo. (Phone is 4164). You can also contribute to local pantries by visiting Feeding America and putting in your zip code to find pantries near you! Fck T*ump, Fck ICE, help kids.
November 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
If anyone wants to contribute, this is my Venmo. (Phone is 4164). You can also contribute to local pantries by visiting Feeding America and putting in your zip code to find pantries near you! Fck T*ump, Fck ICE, help kids.
How to tell you just paid off your car? For the first time ever actually paying it off and not trading it in for another payment? A DEER HIT ME!! RAN INTO ME ON THE SIDE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!!
October 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
How to tell you just paid off your car? For the first time ever actually paying it off and not trading it in for another payment? A DEER HIT ME!! RAN INTO ME ON THE SIDE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!!
I’m sorry @janetmills4me.bsky.social but no.
October 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’m sorry @janetmills4me.bsky.social but no.
Tonight she apparently solved the conundrum of wanting to sleep with us yet knowing it wasn’t the night. We found her on the floor of our closet hours after we had tucked her into her bed 😂
October 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Tonight she apparently solved the conundrum of wanting to sleep with us yet knowing it wasn’t the night. We found her on the floor of our closet hours after we had tucked her into her bed 😂
My bb looks like a Delia’s model here (minus the incongruous iPad). These are Old Navy jeans but they don’t make them in Women’s. Internet, please find me these I want them!
September 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
My bb looks like a Delia’s model here (minus the incongruous iPad). These are Old Navy jeans but they don’t make them in Women’s. Internet, please find me these I want them!
Not all of them broke, and I managed to save all but two that did, but still.
September 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Not all of them broke, and I managed to save all but two that did, but still.
IN THIS ECONOMY 😭😭😭😭
September 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
IN THIS ECONOMY 😭😭😭😭
108 lbs down. Let’s fucking gooooo!!
September 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
108 lbs down. Let’s fucking gooooo!!
When you have a really nice dog bed but the cat’s in charge
August 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
When you have a really nice dog bed but the cat’s in charge
@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social was SO GOOD and his two openers were also hilarious. Plus ASL translators for all of it!
August 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social was SO GOOD and his two openers were also hilarious. Plus ASL translators for all of it!
Date night! Dinner before catching Josh Johnson at the State 💕
August 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Date night! Dinner before catching Josh Johnson at the State 💕
My youngest picked herself out an outfit while shopping this weekend and why she look straight out of the Delia’s catalogue 😂
August 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My youngest picked herself out an outfit while shopping this weekend and why she look straight out of the Delia’s catalogue 😂
How do I find a man that will give me money in exchange for me being mean to him with no actual contact? Because I need this.
August 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
How do I find a man that will give me money in exchange for me being mean to him with no actual contact? Because I need this.
Found a new (to me) press on nail brand at TJMaxx today and the packaging is HELLA cute.
August 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Found a new (to me) press on nail brand at TJMaxx today and the packaging is HELLA cute.
Husband: “Why didn’t you come to bed sooner?”
Me: “I was busy.”
The busy:
Me: “I was busy.”
The busy:
August 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Husband: “Why didn’t you come to bed sooner?”
Me: “I was busy.”
The busy:
Me: “I was busy.”
The busy:
Schlepped my ass into work so you know what that means…bathroom selfie! 😂
August 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Schlepped my ass into work so you know what that means…bathroom selfie! 😂
Friend: “How was your dork festival today?”
Me: “Great!!”
Maine Renaissance Fair 2025!
Me: “Great!!”
Maine Renaissance Fair 2025!
August 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Friend: “How was your dork festival today?”
Me: “Great!!”
Maine Renaissance Fair 2025!
Me: “Great!!”
Maine Renaissance Fair 2025!
Ground wasps 1, Blanche, 0
August 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Ground wasps 1, Blanche, 0