Chris
@phuzion.bsky.social
IT manager, geek, music games. He/him.
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"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication," said Satya Nadella, Chief Slop Officer of Microsoft.
January 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication," said Satya Nadella, Chief Slop Officer of Microsoft.
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you ever see an OSS project where it feels like they started the whole thing just so they could give it the name they did www.reddit.com/r/rust/comme...
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January 2, 2026 at 5:41 AM
you ever see an OSS project where it feels like they started the whole thing just so they could give it the name they did www.reddit.com/r/rust/comme...
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your one friend will say this today
January 1, 2026 at 3:05 PM
your one friend will say this today
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FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
My partner and I bought an Atari Gamestation Pro for like $70.
Plugged it in tonight to play, and the wireless controllers are so laggy it’s unplayable. I’d guess 250-500ms of input lag.
We are looking for the receipt to return it.
Plugged it in tonight to play, and the wireless controllers are so laggy it’s unplayable. I’d guess 250-500ms of input lag.
We are looking for the receipt to return it.
December 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My partner and I bought an Atari Gamestation Pro for like $70.
Plugged it in tonight to play, and the wireless controllers are so laggy it’s unplayable. I’d guess 250-500ms of input lag.
We are looking for the receipt to return it.
Plugged it in tonight to play, and the wireless controllers are so laggy it’s unplayable. I’d guess 250-500ms of input lag.
We are looking for the receipt to return it.
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Overly hydrated Paisley Parks be like “I’m a piss machine, I never hit the seat, I sit up on the throne and get the pee FC”
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Overly hydrated Paisley Parks be like “I’m a piss machine, I never hit the seat, I sit up on the throne and get the pee FC”
October 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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tf is a webp??? Give me the jpg like my ancestors intended
October 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
tf is a webp??? Give me the jpg like my ancestors intended
@effinbirds.com I spotted a piece of your artwork!
October 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
@effinbirds.com I spotted a piece of your artwork!
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Mistake on the Lake 6 Tournament Results
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October 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Mistake on the Lake 6 Tournament Results
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Got back from MotL late Sunday night and spent most of yesterday resting.
There’s a lot I could write, but mostly I just want to say thank you to @ohioddr.com & thank you to @shadowobsessed.bsky.social for capturing whatever was going on here 📸
There’s a lot I could write, but mostly I just want to say thank you to @ohioddr.com & thank you to @shadowobsessed.bsky.social for capturing whatever was going on here 📸
October 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Got back from MotL late Sunday night and spent most of yesterday resting.
There’s a lot I could write, but mostly I just want to say thank you to @ohioddr.com & thank you to @shadowobsessed.bsky.social for capturing whatever was going on here 📸
There’s a lot I could write, but mostly I just want to say thank you to @ohioddr.com & thank you to @shadowobsessed.bsky.social for capturing whatever was going on here 📸
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While taking a screenshot of the metadata from a really old score photo my phone attempted to identify the paranoia guy so here's a new reaction image for everybody
October 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
While taking a screenshot of the metadata from a really old score photo my phone attempted to identify the paranoia guy so here's a new reaction image for everybody
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ok that’s kinda sick to watch
October 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
ok that’s kinda sick to watch
It has been the privilege of a lifetime working on OhioDDR with you, Rana.
As I said, we all love you.
As I said, we all love you.
Thank you to everyone who has accompanied me on this journey. Running OhioDDR has meant the world to me, and while I’m a little sad to move on, it’s the right time.
I know @f4sh10n.bsky.social @tnaps.bsky.social and @phuzion.bsky.social care as much as I do. You’re all in good hands.
I know @f4sh10n.bsky.social @tnaps.bsky.social and @phuzion.bsky.social care as much as I do. You’re all in good hands.
last day
October 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It has been the privilege of a lifetime working on OhioDDR with you, Rana.
As I said, we all love you.
As I said, we all love you.
I am back to my Airbnb and holy fuck I am tired and sore. But that was so much goddamn fun. See you all at Round1 in like 6 hours?!?
October 2, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I am back to my Airbnb and holy fuck I am tired and sore. But that was so much goddamn fun. See you all at Round1 in like 6 hours?!?
lol bsky wants my ID.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
September 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
lol bsky wants my ID.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
It’s almost MotL week!
If you see me either at the concert or at the tournament, feel free to say hi, but please understand if I need to run off quickly.
I love it when people come and say hi. I just have a ton going on this week, and will be running around like a maniac for days.
If you see me either at the concert or at the tournament, feel free to say hi, but please understand if I need to run off quickly.
I love it when people come and say hi. I just have a ton going on this week, and will be running around like a maniac for days.
September 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s almost MotL week!
If you see me either at the concert or at the tournament, feel free to say hi, but please understand if I need to run off quickly.
I love it when people come and say hi. I just have a ton going on this week, and will be running around like a maniac for days.
If you see me either at the concert or at the tournament, feel free to say hi, but please understand if I need to run off quickly.
I love it when people come and say hi. I just have a ton going on this week, and will be running around like a maniac for days.
I feel bad for this guy’s toilet.
September 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I feel bad for this guy’s toilet.
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what if we kissed on the pretty freight machine
September 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
what if we kissed on the pretty freight machine
