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@phuong.bsky.social
spooky things, nerdy things, gay things
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"first it was global warming and now it's climate change. that proves it's not real"
we also don't still call it phlogiston when we burn oxygen and hydrogen and produce water. sorry you failed every critical thinking section of the lesson plan, i guess?
we also don't still call it phlogiston when we burn oxygen and hydrogen and produce water. sorry you failed every critical thinking section of the lesson plan, i guess?
Also, it gets cold in winter. Warmer doesn't mean hot or hot all the time.
Astonishing people still say "where's the global warming" when we get a snow storm (Trump just posted it, too). It's the brain-deadest climate science denial statement, and that's saying a lot.
Astonishing people still say "where's the global warming" when we get a snow storm (Trump just posted it, too). It's the brain-deadest climate science denial statement, and that's saying a lot.
January 24, 2026 at 12:06 AM
"first it was global warming and now it's climate change. that proves it's not real"
we also don't still call it phlogiston when we burn oxygen and hydrogen and produce water. sorry you failed every critical thinking section of the lesson plan, i guess?
we also don't still call it phlogiston when we burn oxygen and hydrogen and produce water. sorry you failed every critical thinking section of the lesson plan, i guess?
Invited 3 boyfriends to the same party and they're all coming 🙊🙈🙉
January 22, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Invited 3 boyfriends to the same party and they're all coming 🙊🙈🙉
I love how they openly provide us with the keys to defeating the AI uprising
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I love how they openly provide us with the keys to defeating the AI uprising
I regret to inform you that adding pandan to leftover eggnog is really frickin good
January 20, 2026 at 7:09 AM
I regret to inform you that adding pandan to leftover eggnog is really frickin good
Maybe the real engagement was the friends we made along the way
A tale of three apps. Identical post sent at the same time:
Twitter: 136,000 likes, 20,000 shares
Threads: 46,000 likes, 4,000 ahares
Bluesky: 149 likes, 45 shares
To be clear, I have 60k followers on Twitter, 15k on Bluesky, but only 7k on Threads.
I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.
Twitter: 136,000 likes, 20,000 shares
Threads: 46,000 likes, 4,000 ahares
Bluesky: 149 likes, 45 shares
To be clear, I have 60k followers on Twitter, 15k on Bluesky, but only 7k on Threads.
I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.
January 20, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Maybe the real engagement was the friends we made along the way
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More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland.
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
January 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland.
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
I wasn't even ALIVE 10 years ago. I'm literally a baby.
January 17, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I wasn't even ALIVE 10 years ago. I'm literally a baby.
The success of Heated Rivalry gives me the confidence to officially come out as a hockey fan. Go Sharks! 🦈 🏒🩵
January 17, 2026 at 1:14 AM
The success of Heated Rivalry gives me the confidence to officially come out as a hockey fan. Go Sharks! 🦈 🏒🩵
Likewise, if you know when to use "whom" correctly, don't be afraid to do it! Don't dumb down your own intelligence.
If you don’t know how to use “whom,” you should just use “who.” Seeing a baffling number of people who seem to think it’s like an “a” vs. “an” situation.
January 17, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Likewise, if you know when to use "whom" correctly, don't be afraid to do it! Don't dumb down your own intelligence.
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If you don’t know how to use “whom,” you should just use “who.” Seeing a baffling number of people who seem to think it’s like an “a” vs. “an” situation.
January 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
If you don’t know how to use “whom,” you should just use “who.” Seeing a baffling number of people who seem to think it’s like an “a” vs. “an” situation.
3 spent sharpies later
January 16, 2026 at 10:36 PM
3 spent sharpies later
Did I spend all day making a tiny casket for a haunted housewarming party? Who can say?
January 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Did I spend all day making a tiny casket for a haunted housewarming party? Who can say?
Got fear mongered by a zionist today lol
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Got fear mongered by a zionist today lol
I could not imagine being such a big crybaby bitch to come out and be like "well my tumtum hurts, so..."
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good last week in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
ICE agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials say
Jonathan Ross, who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis last week, suffered internal bleeding after the incident, two officials said, though it's not clear how extensive the bleeding was.
cbsn.ws
January 14, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I could not imagine being such a big crybaby bitch to come out and be like "well my tumtum hurts, so..."
Here me out: a stir fry restaurant called Fire Wok with Me
January 13, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Here me out: a stir fry restaurant called Fire Wok with Me
Co-Star, do not make me delete you.
January 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Co-Star, do not make me delete you.
my 2026 resolution is to block more people making unfunny jokes in the comments
January 12, 2026 at 9:52 PM
my 2026 resolution is to block more people making unfunny jokes in the comments
Who needs Jackass when you have the GOP getting in front of millions being complete fucking morons?
HUD Secretary Scott Turner: "100% of rental demand in California and New York is because of illegal immigration"
January 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Who needs Jackass when you have the GOP getting in front of millions being complete fucking morons?
accidentally closed all my tabs
a woman in a striped suit stands in front of a red light
Alt: a woman in a striped suit stands in front of a red light
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
accidentally closed all my tabs
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No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
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Data from ICE shows that none of its agents have ever been killed by an immigrant in the agency’s more than two-decade history.
How dangerous is it really to work for ICE?
According to ICE’s own data, none of its officers have been killed by an immigrant in the agency’s history.
www.motherjones.com
January 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Data from ICE shows that none of its agents have ever been killed by an immigrant in the agency’s more than two-decade history.
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One of my most crank opinions, solidified by waiting 20 minutes for my Wawa hoagie order while DoorDashers and Uber Eats drivers streamed in and out, is that restaurants should prioritize in-person orders.
One of the issues with Door Dash is how it makes it impossible to judge if a place is busy or not. This bagel place was empty when I got here and I’ve been waiting fifteen minutes while a parade of guys in helmets comes in and out.
January 1, 2026 at 6:35 PM
One of my most crank opinions, solidified by waiting 20 minutes for my Wawa hoagie order while DoorDashers and Uber Eats drivers streamed in and out, is that restaurants should prioritize in-person orders.
Danny Glover asked me where the florist shop was
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Danny Glover asked me where the florist shop was