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Ryno, cultist of the lamp
@phonebook.bsky.social
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A dog's stomach and a possum's heart
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phonebook.bsky.social
they should invent a smoke alarm that alerts you to low batteries outside of the hours of 12-4am
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
phonebook.bsky.social
just in case anyone was wondering, a 2 gallon bucket will comfortably fit 82 boiled eggs plus marinade
A bucket containing eggs, Cilantro, and Serrano peppers in a sky sauce marinade
October 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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competentposter.bsky.social
wizard frog is insane
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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holboldoart.bsky.social
The Crow's Judgement
A tall humanoid figure with a crow's head stands on a rocky outcrop. Its black feathers become black flowing robes. It has large iridescent wings stretched out to trigger side. In its left hand is a shining sword held almost over its head. From its right hand it holds a set of balancing metal scales, with two baskets. In the left and lower is a single feather. In the right and higher is a heart. Around the crow figure are three human-like figures dressed in long bright red robes. They have pale faces with glowing eyes and sharp teeth, and two long horns on each head. Each has a pair of brightly coloured wings of red, orange, and green. The figure on the left is attempting to upset the balance of the scales. The middle figure claws at the basket with the heart inside. The rightmost figure loosely holds gold coins in a hand raised towards the crow figure. Behind this scene is a landscape of many fields, paths, and woods stretching out into the distance. In the sky are distant storm clouds lit by an evening sun. Above these clouds and the wings of the crow are many bright stars.
September 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
phonebook.bsky.social
made the apple mascot real fuckin sexy, just like you asked, boss
A box of apples. The box is branded with the words "blue eyed fox apples" and an image of an anthropomorphized female fox wearing a red riding hood and carrying a basket.
September 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
phonebook.bsky.social
cold goop is almost as good as hot slop
August 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
phonebook.bsky.social
blue-tailed skinks are my Bigfoot (I cannot get a clear photo of them)
The blue tail and hind leg of a blue-tailed skink disappearing behind a clay planter on a mossy wooden porch.
July 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
phonebook.bsky.social
they should invent a coffee that makes you focus
July 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
phonebook.bsky.social
found a freshly-emerged luna moth and watched it power up over ~4 hours; it took off at dusk
A luna moth freshly emerged from its cocoon, crawling on the ground. Its wings are not yet unfurled. The same luna moth, now hanging roughly 3 inches over the ground on an arched stick. Its pale green wings have begun to unfurl, but are still mostly pinned near its body. Its red legs and golden antennae are prominent. The same luna moth, its wings now fully unfurled. A black line runs across the uppermost section, and there are four "eye marks" near the middle. Its lower wings trail at the bottom.
July 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
phonebook.bsky.social
Humidity? More like huhiity
July 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
phonebook.bsky.social
Whether you're looking for something sweet, sour, or a little bit spicy 😉, you can find it all on Dilly Dalliance, the only pickle-based dating app
July 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
phonebook.bsky.social
why yes I do love the movie Independence Day
A screenshot from the video game "Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth." A man named Kasuga with a chinstrap beard and blown out permed hair, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and holding a rocket launcher, says "I'll blast ya straight back into the wormhole you rode in on, UFO!"
July 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
phonebook.bsky.social
cool beetle
A small beetle with an exoskeleton in metallic shades of blue and teal, standing on a dried leaf
July 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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fuckyoubaker.bsky.social
I AM A FANTASY ARTIST AND HERE IS MY FANTASY ART
July 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
phonebook.bsky.social
it's easy to forget if you grew up with them but lightnin bugs (fireflies) are fuckin magical
June 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
phonebook.bsky.social
thank you, honored defender
A praying mantis, about 1 inch long, standing vertically on a cactus
June 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
phonebook.bsky.social
for months now, there's been a widespread connectivity issue at work that has somehow missed affecting me. come to find out it's because the official workaround is "don't close your laptop"
June 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
phonebook.bsky.social
I bet this stretch feels so good
A squirrel sitting on the wooden handrail of a deck outside. Its arm is hooked under an outstretched leg, its head nearly to the ankle.
June 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
phonebook.bsky.social
chanterelle and broccolini ramen because I stay true to my roots
A bowl of chanterelle mushroom and broccolini ramen, next to a stove top showing the individual ingredients in 3 separate pans / pots
May 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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fuckyoubaker.bsky.social
OH, YOU WOULDN'T WANNA SEE ME HEALTHY.
March 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
phonebook.bsky.social
born to live in a community, forced to live in a society
April 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM