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Neologism O' Day: kaputulation
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Neologism O' Day: kaputulation
Nancy Mace's recent tirade at TSA workers at an airport will be perceived by voters not as signs of mental erratic unfitness to govern nor of entitled imperiousness, but as "leadership", "strength" "antigovernment", "decisiveness", "power".
SC authoritarian, caste domination culture. Revealed.
SC authoritarian, caste domination culture. Revealed.
November 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Nancy Mace's recent tirade at TSA workers at an airport will be perceived by voters not as signs of mental erratic unfitness to govern nor of entitled imperiousness, but as "leadership", "strength" "antigovernment", "decisiveness", "power".
SC authoritarian, caste domination culture. Revealed.
SC authoritarian, caste domination culture. Revealed.
The current state of our vaccine regime under quack RFK Jr. and authoritarian Trump?
Lysenkoism
To be precise
Always begins with
Lies and lice
Lysenkoism
To be precise
Always begins with
Lies and lice
August 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The current state of our vaccine regime under quack RFK Jr. and authoritarian Trump?
Lysenkoism
To be precise
Always begins with
Lies and lice
Lysenkoism
To be precise
Always begins with
Lies and lice
Cracker Barrel adopts new logo, then revers to the old logo with white, rural old timer.
Names for this:
Crackerdammerung
Porch Putsch
It's Still Rockin' Chair to Me
Try Doing That In a Small Mind
Barreled Interest
Names for this:
Crackerdammerung
Porch Putsch
It's Still Rockin' Chair to Me
Try Doing That In a Small Mind
Barreled Interest
August 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Cracker Barrel adopts new logo, then revers to the old logo with white, rural old timer.
Names for this:
Crackerdammerung
Porch Putsch
It's Still Rockin' Chair to Me
Try Doing That In a Small Mind
Barreled Interest
Names for this:
Crackerdammerung
Porch Putsch
It's Still Rockin' Chair to Me
Try Doing That In a Small Mind
Barreled Interest
If the bombing or Iran leads to a widening of the war in the Middle East, the provision of Iran by Putin with nuclear weapons, missiles, intractable chaos and insecurity, it is because Trump did not exercise prospective D'OH!!! diligence.
June 23, 2025 at 10:58 AM
If the bombing or Iran leads to a widening of the war in the Middle East, the provision of Iran by Putin with nuclear weapons, missiles, intractable chaos and insecurity, it is because Trump did not exercise prospective D'OH!!! diligence.
A certain elected official now strategizing whether to join the Israel-Iran conflict appears to be taking advice form the global interventions strategy consulting firm of Lurch Blunder and Mire.
June 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
A certain elected official now strategizing whether to join the Israel-Iran conflict appears to be taking advice form the global interventions strategy consulting firm of Lurch Blunder and Mire.
Apropos to nothing in particular, What is the sound of one quag miring?
June 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Apropos to nothing in particular, What is the sound of one quag miring?
A certain insecure little child could gain the same benefits sought with a large parade with the self-application of K-Y lubricant jelly.
Think of the savings in cost. And in the savings of embarrassment of this nation globally that replacing that parade would bring.
Think of the savings in cost. And in the savings of embarrassment of this nation globally that replacing that parade would bring.
June 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A certain insecure little child could gain the same benefits sought with a large parade with the self-application of K-Y lubricant jelly.
Think of the savings in cost. And in the savings of embarrassment of this nation globally that replacing that parade would bring.
Think of the savings in cost. And in the savings of embarrassment of this nation globally that replacing that parade would bring.
We're waiting for the other jackboot to drop.
June 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
We're waiting for the other jackboot to drop.
Why do all journalists in all media refer to the forming and coalescing of often peaceful protests against ICE in Los Angeles as "eruptions" of protests?
This term is fraught. And pejorative.
Readers should complain about the use of this editorializing verb via letters to the editors.
This term is fraught. And pejorative.
Readers should complain about the use of this editorializing verb via letters to the editors.
June 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Why do all journalists in all media refer to the forming and coalescing of often peaceful protests against ICE in Los Angeles as "eruptions" of protests?
This term is fraught. And pejorative.
Readers should complain about the use of this editorializing verb via letters to the editors.
This term is fraught. And pejorative.
Readers should complain about the use of this editorializing verb via letters to the editors.
To one who is so insecure they must be venereated and self-gratified by an elaborate, costly, garish, vaguely, ominiously authoritarian military pageant, I offer a workaround.
Gleefully present that person with a tube of K-Y lubricant jelly.
Then Instruct that person, "Go enjoy yourself."
Gleefully present that person with a tube of K-Y lubricant jelly.
Then Instruct that person, "Go enjoy yourself."
June 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
To one who is so insecure they must be venereated and self-gratified by an elaborate, costly, garish, vaguely, ominiously authoritarian military pageant, I offer a workaround.
Gleefully present that person with a tube of K-Y lubricant jelly.
Then Instruct that person, "Go enjoy yourself."
Gleefully present that person with a tube of K-Y lubricant jelly.
Then Instruct that person, "Go enjoy yourself."
Neologism O' Day
Emirateization--using a single trip to the Middle East to visit several Emirate nations--plus Saudi Arabia--in a single flight east to exchange support of those nations by the U.S. amid bad policies, human rights violations for personal gifts. Aka Kush and Curry.
Emirateization--using a single trip to the Middle East to visit several Emirate nations--plus Saudi Arabia--in a single flight east to exchange support of those nations by the U.S. amid bad policies, human rights violations for personal gifts. Aka Kush and Curry.
June 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Neologism O' Day
Emirateization--using a single trip to the Middle East to visit several Emirate nations--plus Saudi Arabia--in a single flight east to exchange support of those nations by the U.S. amid bad policies, human rights violations for personal gifts. Aka Kush and Curry.
Emirateization--using a single trip to the Middle East to visit several Emirate nations--plus Saudi Arabia--in a single flight east to exchange support of those nations by the U.S. amid bad policies, human rights violations for personal gifts. Aka Kush and Curry.
Reposted
JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns
June 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns
At a time when we need a President with the mature, throughtful reflcton of Gregory Peck or James Earl Jones, we're stuck with Jackie Gleason
May 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
At a time when we need a President with the mature, throughtful reflcton of Gregory Peck or James Earl Jones, we're stuck with Jackie Gleason
I composed many captions for this week's carton caption contest in The New Yorker.
The single caption I sbmitted is the shortest, best.
The single caption I sbmitted is the shortest, best.
May 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I composed many captions for this week's carton caption contest in The New Yorker.
The single caption I sbmitted is the shortest, best.
The single caption I sbmitted is the shortest, best.
When what's decent to me--
You call "woke" or "PC"---
That's--
Immoral---!
You call "woke" or "PC"---
That's--
Immoral---!
May 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
When what's decent to me--
You call "woke" or "PC"---
That's--
Immoral---!
You call "woke" or "PC"---
That's--
Immoral---!
Things to watch for amid very recent events:
(1) Nullification of home rule in DC, takeover of DC government by the Federal government "'Those people'--you know who--can't run a police department!"
(2) Declaration of a "national emergency" due to "wholesale terrorism" against a certain group
(1) Nullification of home rule in DC, takeover of DC government by the Federal government "'Those people'--you know who--can't run a police department!"
(2) Declaration of a "national emergency" due to "wholesale terrorism" against a certain group
May 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Things to watch for amid very recent events:
(1) Nullification of home rule in DC, takeover of DC government by the Federal government "'Those people'--you know who--can't run a police department!"
(2) Declaration of a "national emergency" due to "wholesale terrorism" against a certain group
(1) Nullification of home rule in DC, takeover of DC government by the Federal government "'Those people'--you know who--can't run a police department!"
(2) Declaration of a "national emergency" due to "wholesale terrorism" against a certain group
Pack up your troubles in your old go bag
And run--! Run--! Run---!
And run--! Run--! Run---!
May 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Pack up your troubles in your old go bag
And run--! Run--! Run---!
And run--! Run--! Run---!
To paraphrase Ricky Ricardo form "I Love Lucy", I wake up each morning to vent my spleen.
I have some spleenin' to do!
I have some spleenin' to do!
May 18, 2025 at 10:48 AM
To paraphrase Ricky Ricardo form "I Love Lucy", I wake up each morning to vent my spleen.
I have some spleenin' to do!
I have some spleenin' to do!
Neologism O' Day:
Rugged Ninjavidualism.
I suppose a more civilized, governed society.
Something's gotta gov.
Rugged Ninjavidualism.
I suppose a more civilized, governed society.
Something's gotta gov.
May 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Neologism O' Day:
Rugged Ninjavidualism.
I suppose a more civilized, governed society.
Something's gotta gov.
Rugged Ninjavidualism.
I suppose a more civilized, governed society.
Something's gotta gov.
Reposted
All are welcome
May 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
All are welcome
Reposted
That girl made the rounds.
May 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
That girl made the rounds.
Chicago Leo--
The XIV does--
Have a chance to--
Win mama mias--!
Deep dish Pontiff--
Order Augstin--
We won Nobels, the Pope
And now the Cubs just must win!
The XIV does--
Have a chance to--
Win mama mias--!
Deep dish Pontiff--
Order Augstin--
We won Nobels, the Pope
And now the Cubs just must win!
May 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Chicago Leo--
The XIV does--
Have a chance to--
Win mama mias--!
Deep dish Pontiff--
Order Augstin--
We won Nobels, the Pope
And now the Cubs just must win!
The XIV does--
Have a chance to--
Win mama mias--!
Deep dish Pontiff--
Order Augstin--
We won Nobels, the Pope
And now the Cubs just must win!
Hello miters--
Hello faddahs--
Habemus papam--
Which means we got us--
A brand new pontiff--
With smoke and strange bells--
That's what happens when the Cardinals play the angels--!
Hello faddahs--
Habemus papam--
Which means we got us--
A brand new pontiff--
With smoke and strange bells--
That's what happens when the Cardinals play the angels--!
May 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hello miters--
Hello faddahs--
Habemus papam--
Which means we got us--
A brand new pontiff--
With smoke and strange bells--
That's what happens when the Cardinals play the angels--!
Hello faddahs--
Habemus papam--
Which means we got us--
A brand new pontiff--
With smoke and strange bells--
That's what happens when the Cardinals play the angels--!
Name That Scanadal!
Names for the scandal of navy jet aircaraft sliding off of aircaraft carriers:
JetSplash
Carrier Kaputcity
Shipboard Shuffle
Names for the scandal of navy jet aircaraft sliding off of aircaraft carriers:
JetSplash
Carrier Kaputcity
Shipboard Shuffle
May 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Name That Scanadal!
Names for the scandal of navy jet aircaraft sliding off of aircaraft carriers:
JetSplash
Carrier Kaputcity
Shipboard Shuffle
Names for the scandal of navy jet aircaraft sliding off of aircaraft carriers:
JetSplash
Carrier Kaputcity
Shipboard Shuffle