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Me: *thumb shakily hovering over the send button* I-...I'll do it! I swear to god I'll do it!

Friend: please don't send me another one. I don't find it funny.

Me:
October 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I dunno man, like yeah this is gonna lead to worse things (that were gonna happen anyway) and the US is gonna fall more into fascism and blah blah blah I'm just really fuckin tired. Its all bad. Its never gonna be good again. Im voting for a giant asteroid #Apophis2028
September 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Well folks, I did it. Im quitting my job. My last day is on Friday. And all it took was my boss not paying me.
May 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

thank you so much @markzdanielewski.bsky.social !!!!!!
May 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I have an Abbott and Costello way of not killing myself.
May 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Everyone who drives irresponsibly is a dumbass loser. Except me. When I do its for a Good Reason.
May 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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democrats love to go “we need to have a bigger tent!” and they don’t mean leftists or queer people what they mean is a rich guy who wants to destroy all democracy and replace it with technocracies
May 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
wh3n in doubt, wh3n all s33ms lost, wh3n your k3yboard is missing a k3y, th3r3 is still hop3
May 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I just wnat to stuff fistfuls of spinach into my mouth
April 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
HOT YOUNG SINGLES IN YOUR AREA WANT TO DIE
April 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Me: *takes meds* no no it's not schizophrenia, I can just see things others can't. I see interdimensional beings shift into and out of reality and sounds of ghosts beyond our realm-

Them: *isn't there anymore*
April 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Me: i like cats :)

Blsky user: umm sorry but we can't focus on things like "cats" when democracy is imploding and the president is a dictator and elon is a nazi and the economy is crashing and the government is fascist and the US is going to hell. I am better than you in every way and very normal.
April 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Everyday is Earth day when you live on the damn thing
April 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Wrestling.
April 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
4/20

My mom's birthday: 😃

Hitler's birthday: ☹️

Weed Day: 😃

Day of Columbine shooting: ☹️
April 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Yes, I know an Apple Watch isn't a real apple, but I'm just biting my time until dinner.
April 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Hey man, I love so much how you point out that a movie i like has "problematic" lines in it, but society is literally going to end before I'm 40 so can you just shut the fuck up and let me watch The Breakfast Club in peace?
April 16, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Everytime there's an ad on a streaming service I'm already paying for i put one more bullet into my Russian Roulette revolver
April 16, 2025 at 7:39 AM
putting my hands on something just to feel something
April 8, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Google dot com backslash how to make a Dyson sphere

Google dot com backslash how far away is the sun

Google dot come backslash worlds tallest ladder
April 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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i don't want to take hormones i want to flip the genders on and off like the cheat with the lightswitch
April 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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toes are the feet of the foot
April 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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me: I'm going to build a time machine

him: *eating the last donut* what you gonna use it for

me: *eating the last donut* righting wrongs
April 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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if rfk jr takes my meds away trust me it will be everyone else’s problem
March 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
To calm my mind I have decided to reminisce about the show Galidor
April 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM