Preston Shmarrelson
@pharr13.bsky.social
Pounding Diet Dr. Peppers like it’s my job
If nascar truly wanted to go in on the playoff format, they’d cut the regular season to 16 races and finish the season by week 1 of nfl.
September 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If nascar truly wanted to go in on the playoff format, they’d cut the regular season to 16 races and finish the season by week 1 of nfl.
My top 5 prediction for the Brickyard 400 is:
1. Denny Hamlin
2. Kyle Larson
3. Chase Briscoe
4. Ryan Blaney
5. Joey Logano
1. Denny Hamlin
2. Kyle Larson
3. Chase Briscoe
4. Ryan Blaney
5. Joey Logano
July 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
My top 5 prediction for the Brickyard 400 is:
1. Denny Hamlin
2. Kyle Larson
3. Chase Briscoe
4. Ryan Blaney
5. Joey Logano
1. Denny Hamlin
2. Kyle Larson
3. Chase Briscoe
4. Ryan Blaney
5. Joey Logano
Damn good race. Atlanta is the future of NASCAR.
June 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Damn good race. Atlanta is the future of NASCAR.
The ultimate cop out a musical group can commit is slowly fading out. YOU WROTE A WHOLE SONG, FIGURE OUT HOW IT ENDS.
June 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The ultimate cop out a musical group can commit is slowly fading out. YOU WROTE A WHOLE SONG, FIGURE OUT HOW IT ENDS.
“200mph chess” I fuckin love Steve Letarte
June 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
“200mph chess” I fuckin love Steve Letarte
I think companies leaned too far into the low budget, shit post ads.
June 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I think companies leaned too far into the low budget, shit post ads.
Picture the last supper with Jesus and the disciples but instead of bread, he passes out a burger patty to everyone in the group.
June 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Picture the last supper with Jesus and the disciples but instead of bread, he passes out a burger patty to everyone in the group.
Wish I was a Phillies fan so I could listen to these two every night
John Kruk: "I got a lot of respect for Strider after that. Wish he wouldn't have hit Bryce."
Tom McCarthy: "He said he's not a sociopath. And he has empathy."
Kruk: "I don’t know what empathy means but I’m sure sociopath would come into the conversation speaking about myself."
Tom McCarthy: "He said he's not a sociopath. And he has empathy."
Kruk: "I don’t know what empathy means but I’m sure sociopath would come into the conversation speaking about myself."
May 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Wish I was a Phillies fan so I could listen to these two every night
Something something lilo and stitch something something Kilauea explosion something something Hawaii mad
May 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Something something lilo and stitch something something Kilauea explosion something something Hawaii mad
If you showed me a picture of the Utah Jazz and the Denver Nuggets, I’ll always assume they’re the same team. I cannot tell them apart for the life of me.
May 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
If you showed me a picture of the Utah Jazz and the Denver Nuggets, I’ll always assume they’re the same team. I cannot tell them apart for the life of me.
Explains a lot
USDA Admits Weight Loss Not Possible For People Who Don’t Like Salmon
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May 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Explains a lot
Patrick Mahomes was better before he could read defenses.
May 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Patrick Mahomes was better before he could read defenses.
Today while driving, I’ve seen a low rider truck with a 10ft long bed as well as a young man in a cape.
May 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Today while driving, I’ve seen a low rider truck with a 10ft long bed as well as a young man in a cape.
Pretty incredible that Stingray Robb and Will Power drive in the same racing series.
May 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Pretty incredible that Stingray Robb and Will Power drive in the same racing series.
Spirits is a funny thing to call alcohol
April 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Spirits is a funny thing to call alcohol
That’s Jacoby Brissett.
Disappointed it's not called Ginuwine and Cheese
Portsmouth Spring Wine and Music festival with Ginuwine headliner
A new event for wine and music lovers is coming to Portsmouth this Saturday.
www.wavy.com
April 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
That’s Jacoby Brissett.
Just found out river dolphins are NOT cute. 😡
April 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Just found out river dolphins are NOT cute. 😡
This one crazy hack for avoiding a plummeting 401K: don’t have one
April 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This one crazy hack for avoiding a plummeting 401K: don’t have one
I was literally JUST searching for the Flag for the island of Sark. A wrong has been righted.
Apple has officially introduced eight new emoji designs in iOS 18.4, including a paint splatter, a harp, and a face with bags under its eyes.
blog.emojipedia.org/apple-ios-18...
blog.emojipedia.org/apple-ios-18...
April 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I was literally JUST searching for the Flag for the island of Sark. A wrong has been righted.
Reposted by Preston Shmarrelson
Every day I wake up to the news
April 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Every day I wake up to the news
Reposted by Preston Shmarrelson
bring back ESPN classic
April 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
bring back ESPN classic
Been getting into Joe Pera lately.
April 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Been getting into Joe Pera lately.
Reposted by Preston Shmarrelson
March 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
@serpenillus.bsky.social you inspired me to start drawing extinct animals. Here is my attempt at a Thylacine, AKA the Tasmanian Tiger.
March 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
@serpenillus.bsky.social you inspired me to start drawing extinct animals. Here is my attempt at a Thylacine, AKA the Tasmanian Tiger.