Pezerk
pezerk.bsky.social
Pezerk
@pezerk.bsky.social
I like cheese, democracy, pop culture, and the Dawgs
I hope @netflix.com has the scalable servers ready to go for #strangerthings.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Melania decorating the East Wing for Christmas this year.
October 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The last episode of Handmaid’s Tale felt like a prologue and there to service The Testaments too much. They could’ve provided more closure with Hannah/Lydia somehow. Hinted at the Testaments epilogue symposium perhaps.
May 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I don’t know what’s going to happen to Janine in The Handmaid’s Tale, but I’m going to pretend she gets to be Louise (IYKYK, avoiding spoilers) #You
April 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I need to stop buying Popeye’s chicken. The last few times I’ve gotten a sandwich or tendies I’ve gotten rubbery chicken. “Woody breast” can happen when a chicken is stressed. That chicken must’ve been reading the news and trying to buy its own eggs based on how chewy it was.
March 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Greg from White Lotus is Lazlo Hollyfeld from Real Genius. 🤯 That Frito-Lay sweepstakes prize money changed him.
March 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Netflix added to the Love is Blind music budget. They’ve got K-Ci & Jo Jo peppered in with the AI music.
March 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Longest month ever. #fascism
February 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I have such envy for whoever did the seating chart for the #snl50 concert. Pedro and Paul 2 seats away- yesss. Did I see McLovin and Woody Harrelson? Cause that would be inspired.
February 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Reposted by Pezerk
“We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests.” -FDR, 1941
February 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
But for real, how are we “taking Greenland” when we’ve appointed an incompetent for Sec. of Defense? Maybe Hegseth’s weakness is an odd gift if we need other countries to bail us out from tyranny.
January 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Anyone who votes to confirm Hegseth should be required to have all surgeries done by someone with equivalent experience to him. So, a sophomore who took Bio 101.
January 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I don’t know who I need to punch in the face, but I need the Dawgs to get it together. We made it through a gauntlet of a season, not to give it up to Notre Dame.
January 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Watching the voting process in Squid Game 2 mirrored U.S. elections. “Let’s all maybe die in hopes of becoming a billionaire” is very MAGA.
December 27, 2024 at 7:44 PM
I need to know if this guy is at the game. #secchampionship #GoDawgs
December 8, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Gunner Stockton is the most QBist name besides Quarty McQuarterback. #GoDawgs
December 7, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Let’s go Dawgs! I see you Gunner.
December 7, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Tebow is starting to look like he’s in Rascal Flatts.
December 7, 2024 at 10:51 PM
I need my team to win and McConaughey’s to lose. Go Dawgs!
December 7, 2024 at 10:22 PM
It’s time for parents to have Brotanic Panic about what young men are learning from podcast bros.
December 1, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Let’s go! #godawgs
November 30, 2024 at 5:06 AM
The real winner- Cheez-it’s promotion of OT in this game. Go Dawgs. I’m tired.
November 30, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Come on my Dawgs. Let’s finish this!
November 30, 2024 at 4:40 AM
What the heck are the Dawgs doing? 🫣
November 30, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Here’s the thing. Aluminum foil companies know we need it to be 1” wider.
November 29, 2024 at 4:03 AM