Petra
@petraeveryshade.bsky.social
Voracious consumer of fanfic, cat enthusiast, defender of irregular verbs. Every_shade_of_blue on ao3
Once again, I just have to SY what a fucking delight Legend of Exorcism is.
October 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Once again, I just have to SY what a fucking delight Legend of Exorcism is.
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The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
October 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
Ok, so there seems to be a new trend amongst younger fanfic writers of using the word ‘member’ to refer to men’s d1cks and I just can’t. It’s so 80s bodice ripper to me.
October 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Ok, so there seems to be a new trend amongst younger fanfic writers of using the word ‘member’ to refer to men’s d1cks and I just can’t. It’s so 80s bodice ripper to me.
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Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)
October 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)
I just finished watching Khemjira episode 9, and I am not ok.
October 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I just finished watching Khemjira episode 9, and I am not ok.
What kind of treat bag do I have to shake to coax fanfic authors into writing for #DesireTheSeries ?
September 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
What kind of treat bag do I have to shake to coax fanfic authors into writing for #DesireTheSeries ?
This is how I’m doing so far. Others?
a man wearing a napoleonic hat is looking out of a window .
Alt: Russel Crowe dressed as a Regency era naval captain peering through a window. His look is melancholy.
media.tenor.com
September 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This is how I’m doing so far. Others?
How is everyone mentally preparing for ao3 being offline for maintenance?
September 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
How is everyone mentally preparing for ao3 being offline for maintenance?
Filters are good. Censorship is bad. Just let us play with our blorbos.
September 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Filters are good. Censorship is bad. Just let us play with our blorbos.
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Here's the message I sent in
You ABSOLUTELY are welcome to copy/paste or use it as a jumping off point
Let them know we don't need this kind of "help"!
3/🧵
You ABSOLUTELY are welcome to copy/paste or use it as a jumping off point
Let them know we don't need this kind of "help"!
3/🧵
September 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Here's the message I sent in
You ABSOLUTELY are welcome to copy/paste or use it as a jumping off point
Let them know we don't need this kind of "help"!
3/🧵
You ABSOLUTELY are welcome to copy/paste or use it as a jumping off point
Let them know we don't need this kind of "help"!
3/🧵
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September 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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The upcoming proposed rules surrounding NSFW art are bad and the Bsky mod team should feel bad.
Fellow artists: Remember that even if you don't make NSFW art, rules like these eventually come back to bite us all, especially if we make works about queerness.
Fellow artists: Remember that even if you don't make NSFW art, rules like these eventually come back to bite us all, especially if we make works about queerness.
September 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The upcoming proposed rules surrounding NSFW art are bad and the Bsky mod team should feel bad.
Fellow artists: Remember that even if you don't make NSFW art, rules like these eventually come back to bite us all, especially if we make works about queerness.
Fellow artists: Remember that even if you don't make NSFW art, rules like these eventually come back to bite us all, especially if we make works about queerness.
#RakutenViki just air episod 13 of #DesireTheSeries already. The world is such a dumpster fire, give me my a/b/o. I need it for health reasons.
September 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
#RakutenViki just air episod 13 of #DesireTheSeries already. The world is such a dumpster fire, give me my a/b/o. I need it for health reasons.
Ngl, my little nerdy pedant heart is chuffed that my most popular tweet was about punctuation.
September 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Ngl, my little nerdy pedant heart is chuffed that my most popular tweet was about punctuation.
Can we, as a society, just talk about what a banger Cyberpunk is? #Ateez #Cyberpunk
September 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Can we, as a society, just talk about what a banger Cyberpunk is? #Ateez #Cyberpunk
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News from Finland. A 9-year-old lost an especially good stick he’d had since he was 2. He hung up 20 posters. A few days later it was returned. It had been found by a 2-year-old, who wanted to keep it for herself, but her mother made her return it. She got toys, flowers and candy as a reward.
September 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
News from Finland. A 9-year-old lost an especially good stick he’d had since he was 2. He hung up 20 posters. A few days later it was returned. It had been found by a 2-year-old, who wanted to keep it for herself, but her mother made her return it. She got toys, flowers and candy as a reward.
Ok, maybe I am being a grumpy old person, but what is with all the edits where the text is right in the centre of the screen thus obscuring people’s faces? Can’t I have the visuals and the text?
September 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Ok, maybe I am being a grumpy old person, but what is with all the edits where the text is right in the centre of the screen thus obscuring people’s faces? Can’t I have the visuals and the text?
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Just read a fic where an impending orgasm was described as ‘the cliff of ecstasy’ and a noise escaped my mouth.
September 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Just read a fic where an impending orgasm was described as ‘the cliff of ecstasy’ and a noise escaped my mouth.
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Word of the day is ‘tamalou’: a French name for an older person who no longer greets their friends with ‘how was your holiday?, but with ‘t’as mal où ?’, ‘where does it hurt?’. There follows an enthusiastic account of aches and pains and doctor’s appointments.
September 4, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Word of the day is ‘tamalou’: a French name for an older person who no longer greets their friends with ‘how was your holiday?, but with ‘t’as mal où ?’, ‘where does it hurt?’. There follows an enthusiastic account of aches and pains and doctor’s appointments.
If you need a break from the horrors, I highly recommend ‘the cat distribution system’ by ScarlettStorm (@scarlettohairdye). It is both hilarious and sweet. I want to keep it in my pocket as an emotional support fic.
archiveofourown.org/works/69640601
#WangXian #ScarlettStorm
archiveofourown.org/works/69640601
#WangXian #ScarlettStorm
the cat distribution system - ScarlettStorm - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
August 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
If you need a break from the horrors, I highly recommend ‘the cat distribution system’ by ScarlettStorm (@scarlettohairdye). It is both hilarious and sweet. I want to keep it in my pocket as an emotional support fic.
archiveofourown.org/works/69640601
#WangXian #ScarlettStorm
archiveofourown.org/works/69640601
#WangXian #ScarlettStorm
More teakettle noises.
#DesireTheSeries
#DesireTheSeries
August 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
More teakettle noises.
#DesireTheSeries
#DesireTheSeries