Pete Turton
@peteturton85.bsky.social
A walking cloud of portable darkness.
Eurovision, paddle boarding, appalling clarinet playing.
Eurovision, paddle boarding, appalling clarinet playing.
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Pete Turton
@peteturton85.bsky.social
· Mar 26
It’s here! The 2025 Eurovision voting book is out!
37 pages to judge all the songs before the contest
Semi final pages including the auto qualifiers
Grand final pages to judge the last 26 finalists
Scoreboards and top 10s for each show
Available on Amazon:
amzn.eu/d/2tQB0p6
#eurovision
37 pages to judge all the songs before the contest
Semi final pages including the auto qualifiers
Grand final pages to judge the last 26 finalists
Scoreboards and top 10s for each show
Available on Amazon:
amzn.eu/d/2tQB0p6
#eurovision
The amount of shit medicine on TikTok and instagram.
Heart rate variability will fix your bad back
Your vagus nerve needs a “reset”
TikTok constantly “do you feel tired - CANDIDA EVERYWHERE”
“Little finger hurts - BAD GUT BIOME”
Heart rate variability will fix your bad back
Your vagus nerve needs a “reset”
TikTok constantly “do you feel tired - CANDIDA EVERYWHERE”
“Little finger hurts - BAD GUT BIOME”
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The amount of shit medicine on TikTok and instagram.
Heart rate variability will fix your bad back
Your vagus nerve needs a “reset”
TikTok constantly “do you feel tired - CANDIDA EVERYWHERE”
“Little finger hurts - BAD GUT BIOME”
Heart rate variability will fix your bad back
Your vagus nerve needs a “reset”
TikTok constantly “do you feel tired - CANDIDA EVERYWHERE”
“Little finger hurts - BAD GUT BIOME”
People who don’t wave a thank you from their car when you let them out.
Straight to The Hague
Straight to The Hague
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
People who don’t wave a thank you from their car when you let them out.
Straight to The Hague
Straight to The Hague
Look I just think Eurovillage 2023 would have been enhanced by crazy golf
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Look I just think Eurovillage 2023 would have been enhanced by crazy golf
Eurovision in the wild
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Eurovision in the wild
Standard child-in-front-of-door-with-fixed-smile-photo.
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Standard child-in-front-of-door-with-fixed-smile-photo.
What we don’t know was that the original plan was for each country to have 9 members on the jury, one a Eurovision fan who shouts SLAY at any thing about 70bpm and one a member of the public who just says “it’s so cheesy and camp I love it!” to every 3rd song
#eurovision
#eurovision
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
What we don’t know was that the original plan was for each country to have 9 members on the jury, one a Eurovision fan who shouts SLAY at any thing about 70bpm and one a member of the public who just says “it’s so cheesy and camp I love it!” to every 3rd song
#eurovision
#eurovision
Eurovision fans are never satisfied.
🤳New voting and promotion rules will be put in place for #Eurovision 2026, with the EBU revealing expanded juries who will return to the semi-finals, a new cap on public votes, and limits on disproportionate promotion campaigns.
Are you satisfied with these updates?
Are you satisfied with these updates?
EBU updates voting rules ahead of Eurovision 2026 - ESCXTRA.com
The EBU has announced new rules for the Eurovision Song Contest, following an extensive review of th
escxtra.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Eurovision fans are never satisfied.
JURIES ARE BACK AND BIGGER
WE WON JOE, WE WON
WE WON JOE, WE WON
🚨 BREAKING: The EBU has announced rule changes for #Eurovision 2026
👉 Juries return to semi-finals and number of juries expanded to 7
👉 New voting rules "discourage disproportionate promotion campaigns"
👉 Maximum number of televotes reduced to 10.
👉 Juries return to semi-finals and number of juries expanded to 7
👉 New voting rules "discourage disproportionate promotion campaigns"
👉 Maximum number of televotes reduced to 10.
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 AM
JURIES ARE BACK AND BIGGER
WE WON JOE, WE WON
WE WON JOE, WE WON
Praying for the Sudden Lights redemption arc
🇱🇻 LSM will reveal the artists participating in Supernova 2026 tomorrow at 07:30 CET.
Though not confirmed, it is expected that the reveal will take place during LTV1's morning show Rīta Panorāma.
#Eurovision
Though not confirmed, it is expected that the reveal will take place during LTV1's morning show Rīta Panorāma.
#Eurovision
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Praying for the Sudden Lights redemption arc
As a student* of a Scottish university I’m taking this one.
*online
*online
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
As a student* of a Scottish university I’m taking this one.
*online
*online
I AM PROBABILITY
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I AM PROBABILITY
I love and hate this line from Amor Pelos Dois.
Lots of sharps and 1 in every 100 goes turns out ok
Lots of sharps and 1 in every 100 goes turns out ok
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I love and hate this line from Amor Pelos Dois.
Lots of sharps and 1 in every 100 goes turns out ok
Lots of sharps and 1 in every 100 goes turns out ok
YAY I NOW PLAY AT THE LEVEL OF A CAPABLE 9 YEAR OLD
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
YAY I NOW PLAY AT THE LEVEL OF A CAPABLE 9 YEAR OLD
Labour are currently trying and failing to appease the utterly worst people in society. They are basically the weasel school geek who tries to talk football with the school bullies and they tell them to fuck off
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Labour are currently trying and failing to appease the utterly worst people in society. They are basically the weasel school geek who tries to talk football with the school bullies and they tell them to fuck off
Holy shit lads.
The Sun has been told Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood will on Monday propose confiscating jewellery, watches, necklaces from asylum seekers to meet asylum costs
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Holy shit lads.
The mental gymnastics of people goibg on about how much they love the traitors or strictly whilst complaining it’s all too woke, whilst trying to win any argument by saying savile/huw Edward’s but also hoping a different sex pest sues them successfully is off the chart
Interesting to see so many great British patriots right now begging an American president to bankrupt one of Britain’s last remaining truly national institutions.
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The mental gymnastics of people goibg on about how much they love the traitors or strictly whilst complaining it’s all too woke, whilst trying to win any argument by saying savile/huw Edward’s but also hoping a different sex pest sues them successfully is off the chart
I WON A RIGGED GAME AT THE CHRISTMAS MARKET!
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I WON A RIGGED GAME AT THE CHRISTMAS MARKET!
The government should be yelling about the reintroduction of SureStart, or the breakfast clubs or the no-fault eviction ban.
Instead they try to appease people who wouldn’t vote for them anyway.
Instead they try to appease people who wouldn’t vote for them anyway.
The government just keeps doubling down on the strategy that’s taken it to genuinely historical unpopularity ever harder.
The horse will be flogged until it sprints.
The horse will be flogged until it sprints.
the video goes on and on about illegal immigration and yet the new proposal will target legal migration by confirmed refugees
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The government should be yelling about the reintroduction of SureStart, or the breakfast clubs or the no-fault eviction ban.
Instead they try to appease people who wouldn’t vote for them anyway.
Instead they try to appease people who wouldn’t vote for them anyway.
AND NOW THE LIVE TWEET-A-LONG OF THE OGAE UK AGM IS….
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November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
AND NOW THE LIVE TWEET-A-LONG OF THE OGAE UK AGM IS….
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The first north west Eurovision quiz and in true style my team lost by a point
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The first north west Eurovision quiz and in true style my team lost by a point
So? It takes academics months to make a paper and no one even reads it on the toilet
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 AM
So? It takes academics months to make a paper and no one even reads it on the toilet
Facebook reminding me that 17 years ago I lost my dignity after being sent to work on the Isle of Mann
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Facebook reminding me that 17 years ago I lost my dignity after being sent to work on the Isle of Mann
Not only that, the Green Party have now over taken both Reform and Labour in terms of instagram followers, while Zack continues to gain on Farage
Greens' support from young people doubles, while Labour's support collapses, according to the ITV Youth Tracker.
zurl.co/F9351
zurl.co/F9351
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Not only that, the Green Party have now over taken both Reform and Labour in terms of instagram followers, while Zack continues to gain on Farage
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM