Pete Turton
@peteturton85.bsky.social
A walking cloud of portable darkness.
Eurovision, paddle boarding, appalling clarinet playing.
Eurovision, paddle boarding, appalling clarinet playing.
Good spot by the leaning pillar to see starsailor!
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Good spot by the leaning pillar to see starsailor!
I got bored and thought I’d ruin Christmas songs as well, but here’s a TikTok filter to distract you
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I got bored and thought I’d ruin Christmas songs as well, but here’s a TikTok filter to distract you
WHO WANTS OVERSIZED MINCE PIES
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
WHO WANTS OVERSIZED MINCE PIES
I mean let’s not worry how many failed pies happened before this.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I mean let’s not worry how many failed pies happened before this.
Oh hello spontaneous purchase that I’ll use once
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh hello spontaneous purchase that I’ll use once
Having done jury duty, I can tell you that juries are not the cause of the backlog.
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Having done jury duty, I can tell you that juries are not the cause of the backlog.
Apart from the “legends” tag making me want to combust with cringe, people who tuck their scrubs in are absolute wrong’uns
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Apart from the “legends” tag making me want to combust with cringe, people who tuck their scrubs in are absolute wrong’uns
Look I just think Eurovillage 2023 would have been enhanced by crazy golf
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Look I just think Eurovillage 2023 would have been enhanced by crazy golf
Eurovision in the wild
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Eurovision in the wild
Standard child-in-front-of-door-with-fixed-smile-photo.
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Standard child-in-front-of-door-with-fixed-smile-photo.
I AM PROBABILITY
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I AM PROBABILITY
I love and hate this line from Amor Pelos Dois.
Lots of sharps and 1 in every 100 goes turns out ok
Lots of sharps and 1 in every 100 goes turns out ok
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I love and hate this line from Amor Pelos Dois.
Lots of sharps and 1 in every 100 goes turns out ok
Lots of sharps and 1 in every 100 goes turns out ok
YAY I NOW PLAY AT THE LEVEL OF A CAPABLE 9 YEAR OLD
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
YAY I NOW PLAY AT THE LEVEL OF A CAPABLE 9 YEAR OLD
The first north west Eurovision quiz and in true style my team lost by a point
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The first north west Eurovision quiz and in true style my team lost by a point
So? It takes academics months to make a paper and no one even reads it on the toilet
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 AM
So? It takes academics months to make a paper and no one even reads it on the toilet
Facebook reminding me that 17 years ago I lost my dignity after being sent to work on the Isle of Mann
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Facebook reminding me that 17 years ago I lost my dignity after being sent to work on the Isle of Mann
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I got my beard trimmed at the barbers and he suggested “combing my hair” and now I’m giving a lecture this afternoon like this.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I got my beard trimmed at the barbers and he suggested “combing my hair” and now I’m giving a lecture this afternoon like this.
Loving the new cover art for this months Vision
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Loving the new cover art for this months Vision
A VISUAL TIMER FOR ALL.
So it’s, erm…a timer?
So it’s, erm…a timer?
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
A VISUAL TIMER FOR ALL.
So it’s, erm…a timer?
So it’s, erm…a timer?
Am I doing it right
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Am I doing it right
