“Loudmouth Schmuck” Peter Melnick
@petermelnick.bsky.social
Half of @themarvelists.bsky.social, co-creator of Roy Thomas, writer, and loudmouth schmuck. Comics & wrasslin’. Whatever forever.
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I wonder if someone can this shopping cart to play Doom.
January 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I wonder if someone can this shopping cart to play Doom.
SCOTT ADAMS AIN’T IN HEAVEN.
SCOTT ADAMS IS DOWN THERE.
SCOTT ADAMS IS DOWN THERE.
January 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
SCOTT ADAMS AIN’T IN HEAVEN.
SCOTT ADAMS IS DOWN THERE.
SCOTT ADAMS IS DOWN THERE.
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It’s a brand new episode as we are joined with legendary pro wrestler Raven talking comics and his brand new documentary, “Nevermore: The Raven Effect.” Listen today!
January 11, 2026 at 5:17 PM
It’s a brand new episode as we are joined with legendary pro wrestler Raven talking comics and his brand new documentary, “Nevermore: The Raven Effect.” Listen today!
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I do not care for the Millennium Era Godzilla films thus far.
January 10, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I do not care for the Millennium Era Godzilla films thus far.
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Taking art commissions to help Minnesota ACLU. DM inquiries.
January 9, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Taking art commissions to help Minnesota ACLU. DM inquiries.
Share someone who looks stylish wearing leather.
January 10, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing leather.
Enjoy this now, DC fans. Once Mattel gets their fingers on the license, it’ll be Batman and Superman more than McFarlane did before.
McFarlane Toys DC Multiverse Collector Edition Blackhawk, preorders open next Wednesday (1/7).
January 10, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Enjoy this now, DC fans. Once Mattel gets their fingers on the license, it’ll be Batman and Superman more than McFarlane did before.
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“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” —George Orwell (1984)
January 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” —George Orwell (1984)
ICE and the MAGA lemmings are a bunch of feckless fucking cowards.
January 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
ICE and the MAGA lemmings are a bunch of feckless fucking cowards.
Semi-related, but the Metamucil gummies are great.
You know what Spider-Man trope I’m fucking tired of? Peter goes back in time or to another dimension and runs into Uncle Ben. I’m tired of seeing his old Metamucil ass.
January 6, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Semi-related, but the Metamucil gummies are great.
Wow, Cyclops leaving the X-Men? I’m sure it’ll stick.
January 5, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Wow, Cyclops leaving the X-Men? I’m sure it’ll stick.
Yeah, Cyclops, you should always be a leader first and try and get Jean second. Nothing bad will come of that.
January 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Yeah, Cyclops, you should always be a leader first and try and get Jean second. Nothing bad will come of that.
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john cena's heel turn on ms paint
December 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
john cena's heel turn on ms paint
Just left a screening of Marty Supreme. Pretty good. Now off to see Hugh Jackman play a Jewish Elvis impersonator.
December 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Just left a screening of Marty Supreme. Pretty good. Now off to see Hugh Jackman play a Jewish Elvis impersonator.
It’s absolutely wild how much Marvel has made me not give a single wet shit about the MCU, that I watched the Avengers Doomsday trailer and I just don’t feel anything. The Bob Chapek era really soured me to this level of apathy.
December 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It’s absolutely wild how much Marvel has made me not give a single wet shit about the MCU, that I watched the Avengers Doomsday trailer and I just don’t feel anything. The Bob Chapek era really soured me to this level of apathy.
Tonight I was reading Swamp Thing comics on the treadmill as I listened to Sisters of Mercy and wearing a Type O Negative t-shirt. My entire pull list would’ve been Vertigo in 1994/1995 if I was the age I am now.
December 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Tonight I was reading Swamp Thing comics on the treadmill as I listened to Sisters of Mercy and wearing a Type O Negative t-shirt. My entire pull list would’ve been Vertigo in 1994/1995 if I was the age I am now.
My favorite thing about this shithole of a social media platform is getting two likes on posts and it’s always the same goddamn fucking people.
December 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My favorite thing about this shithole of a social media platform is getting two likes on posts and it’s always the same goddamn fucking people.
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Moving to Bluesky from Twitter is starting to feel like when squidward moved to that town full of squidwards and then he went insane
January 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Moving to Bluesky from Twitter is starting to feel like when squidward moved to that town full of squidwards and then he went insane
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Superman by Mark Spears
December 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Superman by Mark Spears
Banger of a post, low reaction. Fuck almighty Bluesky sucks shit.
Photo - $40
Autograph - $40
Combo - $60
Autograph - $40
Combo - $60
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Banger of a post, low reaction. Fuck almighty Bluesky sucks shit.
Photo - $40
Autograph - $40
Combo - $60
Autograph - $40
Combo - $60
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Photo - $40
Autograph - $40
Combo - $60
Autograph - $40
Combo - $60
Oh a certain hashtag using, director death threat-ing, comic book movie fandom is going to be even more insufferable now. You know who I’m talking about.
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Oh a certain hashtag using, director death threat-ing, comic book movie fandom is going to be even more insufferable now. You know who I’m talking about.
Today is my birthday and I turn…
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Today is my birthday and I turn…