Pete 🌎n Ea🕊️th
@peteonearth.bsky.social
A man, a plan, a 90s jam … Cannonball.
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$M💡: #OMMDII
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it seems to me that the *really* free ppl always seem to speak many languages.
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
it seems to me that the *really* free ppl always seem to speak many languages.
Late to the game here:
Are Seattle residents really called Seattleites?
That is so rad. 🛰️
Are Seattle residents really called Seattleites?
That is so rad. 🛰️
October 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Late to the game here:
Are Seattle residents really called Seattleites?
That is so rad. 🛰️
Are Seattle residents really called Seattleites?
That is so rad. 🛰️
PSA: As you send little ghosts and goblins away with *your* candy this Halloween, please remind them:
SOCIALISM IS FUCKIN’ COOL!
SOCIALISM IS FUCKIN’ COOL!
October 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
PSA: As you send little ghosts and goblins away with *your* candy this Halloween, please remind them:
SOCIALISM IS FUCKIN’ COOL!
SOCIALISM IS FUCKIN’ COOL!
ChatGPT thinks that *I* have good ideas. 💅
October 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
ChatGPT thinks that *I* have good ideas. 💅
Hi #tayorswift please use your billion to create a new New Deal to bring jobs in arts and sciences back all across the country and redistribute wealth through labor that people feel fulfilled doing please.
October 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Hi #tayorswift please use your billion to create a new New Deal to bring jobs in arts and sciences back all across the country and redistribute wealth through labor that people feel fulfilled doing please.
It’s not just bread and circuses.
It’s Crunchy Flamin’ Hot bread and circuses!
It’s Crunchy Flamin’ Hot bread and circuses!
October 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
It’s not just bread and circuses.
It’s Crunchy Flamin’ Hot bread and circuses!
It’s Crunchy Flamin’ Hot bread and circuses!
I may not be a smart tv BUT I KNOW WHAT LOVE IS JENNAY!
October 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I may not be a smart tv BUT I KNOW WHAT LOVE IS JENNAY!
Church rummage sale, without comment
October 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Church rummage sale, without comment
Death is like a box of chocolates:
You think you’re getting caramel but it’s grief every time.
You think you’re getting caramel but it’s grief every time.
October 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Death is like a box of chocolates:
You think you’re getting caramel but it’s grief every time.
You think you’re getting caramel but it’s grief every time.
On my tombstone:
“Aughhh!”
“Aughhh!”
October 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
On my tombstone:
“Aughhh!”
“Aughhh!”
Low battery is hands-down my most effective social media management strategy.
September 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Low battery is hands-down my most effective social media management strategy.
“Liberals are killing comedy!”
— eLOL Musk
— eLOL Musk
September 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“Liberals are killing comedy!”
— eLOL Musk
— eLOL Musk
Imagine a New Deal for 2028.
Mass employment thru fed- and state-funded arts, sciences, tech, and policy positions.
Millions of ppl ready and willing to repair, prosecute, and rebuild every single thing that was broken.
Paid for by the largest transfer of wealth in the nation’s history.
Mass employment thru fed- and state-funded arts, sciences, tech, and policy positions.
Millions of ppl ready and willing to repair, prosecute, and rebuild every single thing that was broken.
Paid for by the largest transfer of wealth in the nation’s history.
September 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Imagine a New Deal for 2028.
Mass employment thru fed- and state-funded arts, sciences, tech, and policy positions.
Millions of ppl ready and willing to repair, prosecute, and rebuild every single thing that was broken.
Paid for by the largest transfer of wealth in the nation’s history.
Mass employment thru fed- and state-funded arts, sciences, tech, and policy positions.
Millions of ppl ready and willing to repair, prosecute, and rebuild every single thing that was broken.
Paid for by the largest transfer of wealth in the nation’s history.
My favorite political joke:
“Wait, maybe he’s just LYING to us.”
Evergreen.
“Wait, maybe he’s just LYING to us.”
Evergreen.
September 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
My favorite political joke:
“Wait, maybe he’s just LYING to us.”
Evergreen.
“Wait, maybe he’s just LYING to us.”
Evergreen.
We’re definitely in a simulation and my code’s a litt1e bvggy.
September 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
We’re definitely in a simulation and my code’s a litt1e bvggy.
I really, really want my last words to be “I’m gonna live forever!“
September 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I really, really want my last words to be “I’m gonna live forever!“
Can somebody ask Rick Astley what it’s like on the other side of cringe mountain? Is it nice? I bet it’s nice.
July 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Can somebody ask Rick Astley what it’s like on the other side of cringe mountain? Is it nice? I bet it’s nice.
Workshopping political signs:
THIS IS WHY
WE CAN’T HAVE
NICE KINGS
THIS IS WHY
WE CAN’T HAVE
NICE KINGS
June 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Workshopping political signs:
THIS IS WHY
WE CAN’T HAVE
NICE KINGS
THIS IS WHY
WE CAN’T HAVE
NICE KINGS
A republikan think tank rn:
“What about UNSUSTAINABLE housing?”
“What about UNSUSTAINABLE housing?”
May 27, 2025 at 9:49 AM
A republikan think tank rn:
“What about UNSUSTAINABLE housing?”
“What about UNSUSTAINABLE housing?”
Just found out my town has an entire building filled with thousands of audiobook transcripts you can just check out.
April 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Just found out my town has an entire building filled with thousands of audiobook transcripts you can just check out.
Me, annoyingly, at the beach:
“You miss 100% of the rays you don’t catch.”
“You miss 100% of the rays you don’t catch.”
April 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Me, annoyingly, at the beach:
“You miss 100% of the rays you don’t catch.”
“You miss 100% of the rays you don’t catch.”
Favorite songs about Mondays:
Monday, Monday
Manic Monday
Monday My Prince Will Come (from Snow White)
Mondaymn, I Wish I was Your Lover
Monday-O (The Banana Boat Song)
Monday, Monday
Manic Monday
Monday My Prince Will Come (from Snow White)
Mondaymn, I Wish I was Your Lover
Monday-O (The Banana Boat Song)
April 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Favorite songs about Mondays:
Monday, Monday
Manic Monday
Monday My Prince Will Come (from Snow White)
Mondaymn, I Wish I was Your Lover
Monday-O (The Banana Boat Song)
Monday, Monday
Manic Monday
Monday My Prince Will Come (from Snow White)
Mondaymn, I Wish I was Your Lover
Monday-O (The Banana Boat Song)
Corporate workers, on a regular Monday, in just a couple of years:
“Gah, can’t someone just write this AI prompt FOR me?”
“Gah, can’t someone just write this AI prompt FOR me?”
April 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Corporate workers, on a regular Monday, in just a couple of years:
“Gah, can’t someone just write this AI prompt FOR me?”
“Gah, can’t someone just write this AI prompt FOR me?”
NOW’S A GREAT TIME TO BUY!! (Spencer’s™️ stock)
April 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
NOW’S A GREAT TIME TO BUY!! (Spencer’s™️ stock)