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Pete 🌎n Ea🕊️th
@peteonearth.bsky.social
A man, a plan, a 90s jam … Cannonball.
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$M💡: #OMMDII
I may not be a smart tv BUT I KNOW WHAT LOVE IS JENNAY!
October 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Church rummage sale, without comment
October 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Alter.
September 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
“Tired of paying for a whole candy bar just to get a fun size experience? Worried about calories but still crave that sweet, chocolatey hit? Introducing Lickables™, the revolutionary chocolate-flavored, non-edible candy wrapper designed for maximum taste with 0 calories and 0 mouth feel.“ #OMMDII
February 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I know things are crazy right now, but this is unpresidented!
January 31, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Answer the question: ARE YOU SUPPORTIVE OF THESE ONESIES?

#feelthebern
January 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Rewatching #ThePrincessBride and realizing that they were using AI way back in 1987! The six fingers were a dead giveaway.
January 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
#FountainSoda is great, right, but sooo hard to get to at the back of the gas station so you basically HAVE to get gas. Nice try #saudiprinces!

What if you could #driveup to your favorite fountain soda and, for a monthly fee, scan your phone and fill your cup to your 🫀’s delight?

Series: #OMMDII
January 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This one’s pretty straightforward:

You sell Million Dollar Idea jars for people to keep their million dollar ideas in.

But the thing is, you’re gonna sell a million of those jars for $1 and BOOM the million dollar idea jar is a #milliondollaridea.

#OMNDII #inception #getrich #entrepreneur #fyp
January 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
How many times have you missed work because you sprained your wrists turning a hotdog fork at a cookout? Me, too!

Torque your tender loins no more! The rotisser-roaster has a small motor that turns hot dogs evenly for a perfect roast every rotation! Dads: never ruin vacation again!

#OMMDII #1M
January 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Why should runners have all the good bumper stickers? Sure, you ran several miles at one time. But I really wrestled with a couple new albums last fall. Bottom line: we both put time in.

Let’s get our #Spotify Wrapped deets onto our bumpers. Because music snobs are athletes too.

#OMMDII #getrich
January 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
“Oh no, the baby fell asleep in her carrier and her little baby arms are sticking out and we need to take her out in the freezing cold! Whatever are we to do?”

Ma’am, you have the right to BEAR ARMS: arm sleeves for babies. They’re sleeves, for arms of babies, that look like bears’ arms. #OMMDII
January 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Starting a new Bsky series: One Million Million-dollar-idea Ideas.

Follow along and get rich in the new oligarchy!

#milliondollarideas #1MIdeas #OMMDII
January 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM