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pipsqueak
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left-punching is bootlicking | white liberalism is clinically cringeworthy | treat your grandma like the goddess she is | BA/MSW | Dearborn has more culture, vitality, & heart than every member of blueanon combined | there will be autistic wordplay
only overlooked Simon i'm rooting for
January 19, 2026 at 6:10 PM
everyday i selflessly offer myself up as Dearborn’s obliging fleshsuit sacrifice to appease apoplectic bluemaga’s cadre of snarling, sharp-toothed salivating mandibles & everyday they reject my kindly advances what gives man
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
went to a cool Catholic school that shuttered when i was in 3rd grade & the replacement school was much more conservative (read: aggressively white) & didn't observe MLK Day: forever grateful my parents always pulled me & my siblings out of class & provided insightful counterprogramming at home
January 19, 2026 at 2:57 PM
i long to watch a screening of Sister Act II: Back in the Habit with Taylor Lorenz & Bob Costas
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 PM
some say the Stancilites ride hard for the comic stylings of Mikey Day
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
israeli settlers broodingly listen to devastating deepcuts from the sanctified stomp-clap-hey catalog as they run with outstretched machetes & menacingly accost the sheep who actually belong on the land & rough-up the peacenik grandmothers who tend to the olive trees they aim to uproot en masse
January 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
throw trauma from the main
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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Truth is I've ignored Will Stancil for a very long time. But the people who've been following him know that his horrible behavior is indicative of more than just "bad takes." That's just the most common indicator of him being a sociopath.
January 18, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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This needs to be said:

Will Stancil isn't an ally, he's a narcissistic sociopath who found an outlet for his hobby of harassing people.

It is good to do that to ICE, but he doesn't know what he's doing and doesn't listen to people.

ICE will scrape his videos that don't redact license plates.
January 17, 2026 at 1:09 AM
cornered nazi look like red letter mike
January 17, 2026 at 7:15 PM
one of the dangers of being a fan of the Eagles documentary but not so much the band itself is that you may eventually find yourself to be growing fond of hit singles like "Lyin' Eyes"
January 17, 2026 at 6:45 PM
don’t crinklecut off your ‘toes to spite your ‘tates 🥔
January 17, 2026 at 6:18 PM
AI devotees heard about a computer who wore tennis shoes & took it as further evidence that they are entirely justified in wanting to fuck the CPU
January 17, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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This is one of the main reasons I'm always suspicious of this tendency to spotlight liberals for work that leftists are doing too: inevitably, people start using it to make "this vindicates our shitty politics" arguments
January 17, 2026 at 5:31 AM
little fucker's nowhere near ready for the job
January 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
elon musk eats knockoff Lucky Charms
January 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
January 16, 2026 at 4:22 PM
sis once said "i'm sorry we can't all be perfect" to dead-eyed warmongering clammy-handed serpent Mayor Pete at a debate & if that wasn't a damning indictment of her egregious deficiency of backbone or her astonishing dearth of coherent ideological principles i don't know what could be
January 16, 2026 at 3:43 PM
never forget your grandma is more than likely a goddess
January 16, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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easily my favorite piece of serial killer lore
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
January 16, 2026 at 12:29 PM
easily my favorite piece of serial killer lore
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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"A fellow detainee says he witnessed Geraldo Lunas Campos being choked to death by guards at an ICE detention center in Texas on Jan. 3."
January 15, 2026 at 10:53 PM
i operate under the assumption every blueanon who screenshots my pfp will at some point crank it to my childhood countenance while cradling their nuts to imagery of leftists being brutalized: just the sickest, smarmiest, & simplest of puppies to ever do it
January 15, 2026 at 10:40 PM
*Walz sees me pretending to jerkoff*
*he adjusts his glasses frantically*
*he wipes the sleep from his eyes*
*he advises me* ... "don't fake the bate"
Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.
January 15, 2026 at 10:31 PM