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pipsqueak
@peppermintplankton.bsky.social
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raised by Liberation Theology activists, corrupted by Dorito & Mountain Dew enthusiast gamer classmates in the fraught oughties | BA/MSW | Dearborn has more dignity, vitality, & heart than every member of bluemaga combined
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i'm not certain i ever heard this song but i'm now quite confident i must never
chorus to Maroon 5 "Animal" Herzog in Grizzly Man telling Jewel she must never listen to the tape of Treadwell's death
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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if you insist bro
V. I. Lenin @livinglenin.bsky.social Anyone who wants Marx's meth … take one
February 4, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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chicks rock
ANN ARBOR Human skull donated to Chelsea Goodwill, police seeking person responsible Published: Feb. 03, 2026, 9:43 a.m. Police are looking to speak with a woman who donated a human skull to a Chelsea thrift store last week. she has sunglasses and appears middle aged
February 3, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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he was grateful for the cratefuls
TNT crate from Crash Bandicoot but it just says “T”
February 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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Will in the middle of staging his world-famous ceaseless impression of Christ suffering on the cross for all of our sins i.e. mocking his showboating proclivities & his tendency to prioritize his self-styled image as final boss community leader™️ over the needs of said community
killer Edmund Kemper shows off his tremendous height with a pair of CO’s flanking either side
February 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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lipnicki: “human head weighs 8 pounds” with the mark of the beast on forehead
February 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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UFL might’ve been our last feasible shot at quelling the deputized chud conveyor belt
"The UFL deal was so catastrophic, it led to a projected loss of 38 enlistments, an internal review of the plan shows," wrote Military.com's Steve Beynon. "Army planners use various metrics to judge whether time and money could be better spent in other efforts, and the effort and resources spent on the UFL were seen by the service as a net negative for recruiting."
February 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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a gaggle of deputized Jamie Kennedys
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet 2 frames 1) "I will bite my thumb at them, which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it" 2) Kennedy bites his thumb
February 3, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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hats off 2 the kooks
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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plenty
coke can beside 10 cubes of sugar
February 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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i lacerated my dominant arm at age 4 when i spotted a cute feral cat that i wanted to pet from my sister’s bedroom window & punched a glass panel in our front door & consequently did everything crooked for the rest of my days
polaroid of me holding a poster board with 100 candy hearts with the label “100 candy hearts Patrick” my name written like an amateur tag the hearts themselves crazily scattershot
February 3, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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Will hanging around the protesters
Odd girl always hanging around the basketball court starterpack chiny chin chin blue eye shadow leggings fleece footwear
February 3, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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the Addams Family subreddit is prodigiously populated, united in their aims & incensed by a David Spade remark
r/AddamsFamily David Spade said the Addams Family sucked on Hollywood Minute (to Addams Family theme ) • Da-da-da-dun, it sucked
February 3, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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tried to find sourcing on the Bush Sr. baby-masticating allegations only to find a huffpost contributor had a satirical piece on W eating a baby 20 years ago smh
huffpost Bush Eats Baby, Republicans Defend President "I'm not going to engage in the blame game. That baby was stupid for not running away," said conservative Fox News host Sean Hannity. By Bob Cesca, Contributor Host of the Bob & Chez Show, Writer for Salon.com Sep 10, 2005, 01:06 PM EDT Updated May 25, 2011, 12:45 PM EDT WASHINGTON, D.C. - Republicans across the nation are scrambling to defend President George W. Bush after he ate a baby during a visit to the White House kitchen early last evening. Eye witnesses report that the president left the White House residence at around 8:05 p.m. eastern time wearing what appeared to be a crudely stitched "woman suit made from actual women". He then entered the White House kitchen where he ate a baby with a side order of "a Cobb Salad containing raw puppy heads". "I'm a baby eater. An eater of babies," The presidential "Suit of Women" has been confirmed as having been fashioned from obese D.C. area residents who were coaxed into a nondescript van driven by Bush and his senior political advisor Karl Rove. The women were forced to, "Put the lotion on their skin or else they get the hose again," says an anonymous White House source. The skins of the women were then harvested and sewn together into a costume which, when worn, makes the president appear to be an actual woman. Officials have not yet confirmed the identities of the women or the baby, but it has been confirmed that the president dropped the two-week-old child into a blender, set the device for "liquefy", then drank it down in only a few short gulps. He then decapitated several puppies, dropped them into a bed of lettuce and, "Scarfed it down like a Viking," said a White House kitchen employee.
February 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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ITYSL to this day i hate bald boys but replaced to “to this day i hate almond moms” and patti harrison’s face replaced with lenin’s
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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David Mamet's face on the denim-clad body of Ben Affleck's Fred O'Bannion can't hurt you
David Mamet's face on the body of Ben Affleck from Dazed & Confused; he has no shoes & floats with a riley gaines backdrop
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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we have the tech, you have the vision
deadliest warrior
February 2, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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butter boys liable to blow each other up
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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only 6 more weeks without being signed by a label
Phil with a gold necklace, a teardrop tattoo, a heart shaped “mom-dad” tattoo, a spider tattoo & the soundcloud logo beneath him
February 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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i…i will be king, and you…you will be woke
Woke 2 shit post with about 20 of Riley Gaines’ faces littering the composition: we’ve got Matt Taibbi joining in the fun, Malcolm Gladwell, erica kirk, grimace, JJ jet plane & friend, Bibi, russ vought, david mamet on the body of ben affleck from dazed & confused & some other nonsense
February 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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🎶 it’s not unusual to have ppl hate ur guts 🎶
Carlton beside Tom Jones with Stancil-head
February 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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Groundhog Day Chris Elliott was prototypical reluctant sadsack Tim Robinson
Chris elliott onstage auction without any takers Chris Elliott wearing beanie with a look of overwhelm Chris Elliott putting his arm around the town hottie Chris Elliott in beanie with a look of disgust
February 2, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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mfw they tell me “charlie don’t surf”
Finkelstein looking down the barrel of the camera in an Obama “hope” t-shirt replaced with the image of Charlie Chaplin & the text “charlie”
February 2, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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star in the making
gentleman from the video going along with the bit & asserting of Melania "She looks - astonishing"
February 1, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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Penguins of Madagascar poster: displays 4 penguins
February 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM