Marla Hooch
@peachyhooch.bsky.social
Queen Marla, First of her Name. Harbinger of tantrums. Misplacer of remote controls. Seeker of the pints.
BREAKING: X is down. Sources confirm Elon has officially uploaded himself into the platform. First executive order? Replacing all code with Dogecoin memes and removing the logout button. Engineers are trapped. Thoughts and prayers.
March 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
BREAKING: X is down. Sources confirm Elon has officially uploaded himself into the platform. First executive order? Replacing all code with Dogecoin memes and removing the logout button. Engineers are trapped. Thoughts and prayers.
Kinda rich Musk calling people on government assistance the “parasite class” when that window-licker has been sponging off the U.S. government for a decade.
February 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Kinda rich Musk calling people on government assistance the “parasite class” when that window-licker has been sponging off the U.S. government for a decade.
I’m phasing into my Bebe Nuewirth era and some of you aren’t ready.
February 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I’m phasing into my Bebe Nuewirth era and some of you aren’t ready.
Hopped on Twitter to read a DM and they’re blasting this notification in my face like I give two rat fucks about violating the rules.
February 26, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Hopped on Twitter to read a DM and they’re blasting this notification in my face like I give two rat fucks about violating the rules.
Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 scratches my brain itch.
February 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 scratches my brain itch.
The image of America will never again be the image of revolution, freedom, and democracy, but the image of violent imperialism.
February 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The image of America will never again be the image of revolution, freedom, and democracy, but the image of violent imperialism.
Rich people, passing laws to benefit rich people.
This is America.
This is America.
February 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Rich people, passing laws to benefit rich people.
This is America.
This is America.
Just learned that Rebecca Marodi, the fire captain who was found stabbed to death earlier this month, was murdered by her wife, who had been sentenced in 2004 to 11 years in prison for…
STABBING HER HUSBAND.
Girl…
STABBING HER HUSBAND.
Girl…
February 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Just learned that Rebecca Marodi, the fire captain who was found stabbed to death earlier this month, was murdered by her wife, who had been sentenced in 2004 to 11 years in prison for…
STABBING HER HUSBAND.
Girl…
STABBING HER HUSBAND.
Girl…
Who does Co-Star think I am? Oils? Aerobics?
February 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Who does Co-Star think I am? Oils? Aerobics?
Happy #NationalMargaritaDay
I’ll be at the cantina drinking $2 margaritas all day so don’t even think about asking me to do anything tomorrow.
I’ll be at the cantina drinking $2 margaritas all day so don’t even think about asking me to do anything tomorrow.
February 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Happy #NationalMargaritaDay
I’ll be at the cantina drinking $2 margaritas all day so don’t even think about asking me to do anything tomorrow.
I’ll be at the cantina drinking $2 margaritas all day so don’t even think about asking me to do anything tomorrow.
It was worth it. Fuck Stephen Miller.
February 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It was worth it. Fuck Stephen Miller.
Co-Star up in my business again.
February 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Co-Star up in my business again.
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It's really easy
February 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It's really easy
In bed, laying on a heating pad, watching Mayfair Witches, eating mini raspberry cheesecake bites.
Guess you can say I’m royalty.
Guess you can say I’m royalty.
January 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
In bed, laying on a heating pad, watching Mayfair Witches, eating mini raspberry cheesecake bites.
Guess you can say I’m royalty.
Guess you can say I’m royalty.
Peasant lunch. Cabbage, black eyed peas, mac n cheese, smoked ham on this dreary winter’s day.
January 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Peasant lunch. Cabbage, black eyed peas, mac n cheese, smoked ham on this dreary winter’s day.
It’s Fight Night ya filthy animals. Oleksandr Usky is coming home with another belt. Cheers.
December 21, 2024 at 10:23 PM
It’s Fight Night ya filthy animals. Oleksandr Usky is coming home with another belt. Cheers.
Big and little purse vodkas from my boss, who’s CLEARLY better than your boss.
December 12, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Big and little purse vodkas from my boss, who’s CLEARLY better than your boss.
In the homestretch. One last client call today before abandoning the office until next Monday.
I'll ride out the next two weeks, then I'm out of the office until after the New Year.
I love my job.
I'll ride out the next two weeks, then I'm out of the office until after the New Year.
I love my job.
December 9, 2024 at 4:30 PM
In the homestretch. One last client call today before abandoning the office until next Monday.
I'll ride out the next two weeks, then I'm out of the office until after the New Year.
I love my job.
I'll ride out the next two weeks, then I'm out of the office until after the New Year.
I love my job.
Reposted by Marla Hooch
Dress for the job you want, they said
December 8, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Dress for the job you want, they said
Happy Friday, to those who celebrate.
But if you were naughty and went out last night, that was your Friday and you're excluded from this announcement.
But if you were naughty and went out last night, that was your Friday and you're excluded from this announcement.
December 6, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Happy Friday, to those who celebrate.
But if you were naughty and went out last night, that was your Friday and you're excluded from this announcement.
But if you were naughty and went out last night, that was your Friday and you're excluded from this announcement.
As soon as I get these French tips on Saturday, you bozo’s better watch the fuck out.
December 6, 2024 at 5:34 AM
As soon as I get these French tips on Saturday, you bozo’s better watch the fuck out.
Spotify told me September was my “Mallgoth ukulele modern rock moment” and now I want to speak to the manager.
December 5, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Spotify told me September was my “Mallgoth ukulele modern rock moment” and now I want to speak to the manager.
Reposted by Marla Hooch
I bought a new hair tool and I’ve been looking at myself for about an hour. Feel like a cockatoo looking into a mirror.
December 5, 2024 at 4:47 AM
I bought a new hair tool and I’ve been looking at myself for about an hour. Feel like a cockatoo looking into a mirror.