Marla Hooch
@peachyhooch.bsky.social
Queen Marla, First of her Name. Harbinger of tantrums. Misplacer of remote controls. Seeker of the pints.
BREAKING: X is down. Sources confirm Elon has officially uploaded himself into the platform. First executive order? Replacing all code with Dogecoin memes and removing the logout button. Engineers are trapped. Thoughts and prayers.
March 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
BREAKING: X is down. Sources confirm Elon has officially uploaded himself into the platform. First executive order? Replacing all code with Dogecoin memes and removing the logout button. Engineers are trapped. Thoughts and prayers.
Hopped on Twitter to read a DM and they’re blasting this notification in my face like I give two rat fucks about violating the rules.
February 26, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Hopped on Twitter to read a DM and they’re blasting this notification in my face like I give two rat fucks about violating the rules.
Who does Co-Star think I am? Oils? Aerobics?
February 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Who does Co-Star think I am? Oils? Aerobics?
It was worth it. Fuck Stephen Miller.
February 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It was worth it. Fuck Stephen Miller.
Co-Star up in my business again.
February 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Co-Star up in my business again.
I know it looks like dumpster garbage but it’s delicious.
February 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I know it looks like dumpster garbage but it’s delicious.
Peasant lunch. Cabbage, black eyed peas, mac n cheese, smoked ham on this dreary winter’s day.
January 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Peasant lunch. Cabbage, black eyed peas, mac n cheese, smoked ham on this dreary winter’s day.
It’s Fight Night ya filthy animals. Oleksandr Usky is coming home with another belt. Cheers.
December 21, 2024 at 10:23 PM
It’s Fight Night ya filthy animals. Oleksandr Usky is coming home with another belt. Cheers.
Big and little purse vodkas from my boss, who’s CLEARLY better than your boss.
December 12, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Big and little purse vodkas from my boss, who’s CLEARLY better than your boss.
I bought a new hair tool and I’ve been looking at myself for about an hour. Feel like a cockatoo looking into a mirror.
December 5, 2024 at 4:47 AM
I bought a new hair tool and I’ve been looking at myself for about an hour. Feel like a cockatoo looking into a mirror.
He’s very attached to mum and sis so I’m afraid they come as a packaged deal😺😹
November 29, 2024 at 3:25 PM
He’s very attached to mum and sis so I’m afraid they come as a packaged deal😺😹
Me too and yes they do! It was a joke because Mr. Draco was very naughty this morning😅
But I’ll share him with you online!
But I’ll share him with you online!
November 27, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Me too and yes they do! It was a joke because Mr. Draco was very naughty this morning😅
But I’ll share him with you online!
But I’ll share him with you online!
Does anyone want a cute, fluffy black cat called Draco who eats all of your hair ties and looks a bit like Barbara Streisand??
November 27, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Does anyone want a cute, fluffy black cat called Draco who eats all of your hair ties and looks a bit like Barbara Streisand??
This post is for @baseballrick.bsky.social and Rick only
November 26, 2024 at 2:03 AM
This post is for @baseballrick.bsky.social and Rick only
share a crush you have, no explanation
November 24, 2024 at 2:20 PM
share a crush you have, no explanation
Got that Brendon Urie FOREHEAD
November 23, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Got that Brendon Urie FOREHEAD
Saturdays are for Arsenal dubs, mimosas, and frittatas.
November 23, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Saturdays are for Arsenal dubs, mimosas, and frittatas.
Combing my Mexican and Irish heritage via Chilada in a Guinness glass.
November 20, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Combing my Mexican and Irish heritage via Chilada in a Guinness glass.
How I arrived at Bluesky.
November 19, 2024 at 10:31 PM
How I arrived at Bluesky.
Post you from a different era
November 19, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Post you from a different era
Me in my echo chamber
November 19, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Me in my echo chamber