Pat Maloney
@pdgareject.bsky.social
My name is Pat, and I like to party.
@bbaby41.bsky.social I think my son is in the running for "Most obscure #Bengals jersey". When my wife showed me I first thought, "There's no way I forgot that Laveranues Coles played for the Bengals... Right?"
February 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
@bbaby41.bsky.social I think my son is in the running for "Most obscure #Bengals jersey". When my wife showed me I first thought, "There's no way I forgot that Laveranues Coles played for the Bengals... Right?"
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This is a more wholesome NFL highlight reel
August 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This is a more wholesome NFL highlight reel
I get that it feels different because it's happening in America, but all these people calling for a World Cup boycott like the last two weren't in *checks notes* Qatar and Russia... Spend that anger on making actual change, not misguided nonsense.
January 25, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I get that it feels different because it's happening in America, but all these people calling for a World Cup boycott like the last two weren't in *checks notes* Qatar and Russia... Spend that anger on making actual change, not misguided nonsense.
@sheaserrano.bsky.social I have to disagree with Black Panther's signature line. I've always thought, "I did not yield, and as you can see, I AM NOT DEAD!" is an incredible one.
January 23, 2026 at 2:46 PM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social I have to disagree with Black Panther's signature line. I've always thought, "I did not yield, and as you can see, I AM NOT DEAD!" is an incredible one.
And Cignetti's heart grew three sizes that day!
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
And Cignetti's heart grew three sizes that day!
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For anyone wondering why I spent so much time baking last summer....here's why!
Airs Feb 1
Airs Feb 1
January 13, 2026 at 6:08 PM
For anyone wondering why I spent so much time baking last summer....here's why!
Airs Feb 1
Airs Feb 1
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social please forward this spam text I got to Bill. I have an investor looking to buy The Ringer?
November 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social please forward this spam text I got to Bill. I have an investor looking to buy The Ringer?
Hey ChatGPT, make me a picture of Elite Joe Flacco riding a dragon tiger, or a tiger dragon. Either one. Thanks
October 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Hey ChatGPT, make me a picture of Elite Joe Flacco riding a dragon tiger, or a tiger dragon. Either one. Thanks
@nytimes.com wants the @reds.com to make the playoffs!
September 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
@nytimes.com wants the @reds.com to make the playoffs!
@stevenruiz.bsky.social I think your QB ratings are total horseshit! Joe Burrow should have a Creativity score of 95 (he threw a TD fully horizontal with one knee on the ground!!!), giving him an overall score of 95.83, as opposed to your completely indefensible 95.67. #footballisback
September 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
@stevenruiz.bsky.social I think your QB ratings are total horseshit! Joe Burrow should have a Creativity score of 95 (he threw a TD fully horizontal with one knee on the ground!!!), giving him an overall score of 95.83, as opposed to your completely indefensible 95.67. #footballisback
@rodger.bsky.social youtu.be/BdnuBoNd0WI?... I'm sending this to you exclusively because I know you will appreciate Kenny Mayne calling the Super Bowl "America's Grey Cup"
Mayne Event Wes Welker & Jared Allen
YouTube video by joshlring
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September 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
@rodger.bsky.social youtu.be/BdnuBoNd0WI?... I'm sending this to you exclusively because I know you will appreciate Kenny Mayne calling the Super Bowl "America's Grey Cup"
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social Is this the woman from the train?
August 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social Is this the woman from the train?
@sheaserrano.bsky.social Watching The Pitt, a show full of "where do i recognize this guy from" characters. Then one of them seems sooooo familiar FUCKIN UNCLE MIKE FROM PRIMO
August 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social Watching The Pitt, a show full of "where do i recognize this guy from" characters. Then one of them seems sooooo familiar FUCKIN UNCLE MIKE FROM PRIMO
@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social Y'all talk about Kyle Pitts like you're Tom Sizemore on IASIP
August 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social Y'all talk about Kyle Pitts like you're Tom Sizemore on IASIP
@minakimes.bsky.social I don't know how much time you have for leisure reading right now but wanted to make sure you were aware there is a romance novel featuring a Korean-American woman who coaches football.
August 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
@minakimes.bsky.social I don't know how much time you have for leisure reading right now but wanted to make sure you were aware there is a romance novel featuring a Korean-American woman who coaches football.
@sheaserrano.bsky.social setting up the new office on my first day
August 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social setting up the new office on my first day
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my son waking me up for some Bluey
June 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
my son waking me up for some Bluey
@sheaserrano.bsky.social Have you ever done a ranking of the best "They fucked with the wrong guy" movies? Equalizer, Wick, Rebel Ridge etc? What are some of the classics I might not know about.
May 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social Have you ever done a ranking of the best "They fucked with the wrong guy" movies? Equalizer, Wick, Rebel Ridge etc? What are some of the classics I might not know about.
@sheaserrano.bsky.social watched the Equalizer for the first time today. How great is the "You said don't leave anyone behind" moment when Ralphie comes back to save Robert?
April 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social watched the Equalizer for the first time today. How great is the "You said don't leave anyone behind" moment when Ralphie comes back to save Robert?
@minakimes.bsky.social there are tactical pens now. www.govdeals.com/en/asset/113...
www.govdeals.com
April 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
@minakimes.bsky.social there are tactical pens now. www.govdeals.com/en/asset/113...
@richardosman1.bsky.social don't mind me, sobbing uncontrollably as Joyce reads Bernard's letter.
April 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
@richardosman1.bsky.social don't mind me, sobbing uncontrollably as Joyce reads Bernard's letter.