Pat Maloney
@pdgareject.bsky.social
My name is Pat, and I like to party.
In Blue Crab vs Lobster they explain how to ID male vs female crabs. Then while vacationing on the MS Gulf Coast a Blue Crab crawled over my foot. We picked it up and sure enough, the belly looked exactly like the pictures in the book! My sons still think that is the coolest thing to ever happen
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
In Blue Crab vs Lobster they explain how to ID male vs female crabs. Then while vacationing on the MS Gulf Coast a Blue Crab crawled over my foot. We picked it up and sure enough, the belly looked exactly like the pictures in the book! My sons still think that is the coolest thing to ever happen
the line, "Friend, that is NOT what happend" had me fuckin dying laughing even though RFKJr deleted my field of work. I needed this.
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
the line, "Friend, that is NOT what happend" had me fuckin dying laughing even though RFKJr deleted my field of work. I needed this.
My main source of copium this season was remembering that every Bengals fan wanted Lou fired after year one, and in year two once his system was fully installed with new appropriate talent it was beautiful. Last night was some good eating towards that end.
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My main source of copium this season was remembering that every Bengals fan wanted Lou fired after year one, and in year two once his system was fully installed with new appropriate talent it was beautiful. Last night was some good eating towards that end.
"Everything is Awesome" and "I'm Just Ken" are also the best Oscar song performances of the past 20 years
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"Everything is Awesome" and "I'm Just Ken" are also the best Oscar song performances of the past 20 years
If you start doing branches, you get into owl house, infinity train and on and on
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If you start doing branches, you get into owl house, infinity train and on and on
In a completely different side of television, "The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack" was the creative start for some of the most interesting children's cartoons of the past 15 years. Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Regular Show, and Over the Garden Wall were all created by Flapjack staffers.
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
In a completely different side of television, "The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack" was the creative start for some of the most interesting children's cartoons of the past 15 years. Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Regular Show, and Over the Garden Wall were all created by Flapjack staffers.
Palmer had such a great deep throat/ball
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Palmer had such a great deep throat/ball
Who cares what evil lurks in the hearts of Thin Men?
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Who cares what evil lurks in the hearts of Thin Men?
Why wouldn't you call this a "Soda Pop" bracket?!?!
October 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Why wouldn't you call this a "Soda Pop" bracket?!?!
In the grand scheme of massive Ls this has to be a pretty fun one to accept.
October 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
In the grand scheme of massive Ls this has to be a pretty fun one to accept.
I'm just mad they used my daughter's name!
October 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I'm just mad they used my daughter's name!
No joke. My son has a laveranues coles Bengals jersey. I had completely forgotten he played for them but my wife found it at a consignment sale.
September 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
No joke. My son has a laveranues coles Bengals jersey. I had completely forgotten he played for them but my wife found it at a consignment sale.
Our fantasy league does a 12-leg parlay every week that the low score pays for. He was -150 for a first half TD. Don't see that too often.
September 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Our fantasy league does a 12-leg parlay every week that the low score pays for. He was -150 for a first half TD. Don't see that too often.
The line at the end where refined clothes can't make you refined anymore than rugged clothes can make you rugged really hits. Great read! The part about the Lakers jersey also made me laugh because I reactively thought, "Yeah but a Steelers jersey..."
September 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The line at the end where refined clothes can't make you refined anymore than rugged clothes can make you rugged really hits. Great read! The part about the Lakers jersey also made me laugh because I reactively thought, "Yeah but a Steelers jersey..."
I recently watched Gene singing "Singin' In the Rain" on The Muppet Show. Even in his sixties and surrounded by Muppets he has effortless charm and poise.
September 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I recently watched Gene singing "Singin' In the Rain" on The Muppet Show. Even in his sixties and surrounded by Muppets he has effortless charm and poise.
I thought that Timothy Olyphant was Will Ferrell's Harry Caray when scrolling by and couldn't for the the life of me figure out what that had to do with Alien Earth.
September 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I thought that Timothy Olyphant was Will Ferrell's Harry Caray when scrolling by and couldn't for the the life of me figure out what that had to do with Alien Earth.
I was legit thinking, well that depends on how we're defining handsome. Classically handsome? LA Confidential by a mile. Emotionally handsome is probably Gladiator...
September 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I was legit thinking, well that depends on how we're defining handsome. Classically handsome? LA Confidential by a mile. Emotionally handsome is probably Gladiator...
Idea for a movie "The Serial Killer". It's like Dexter but with investigative podcasts instead of crime scene forensics
September 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Idea for a movie "The Serial Killer". It's like Dexter but with investigative podcasts instead of crime scene forensics
If you think TikTok isn't full of propaganda you're kidding yourself
September 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If you think TikTok isn't full of propaganda you're kidding yourself
Mira is the Derrick Henry of the group. She will absolutely truck you.
September 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Mira is the Derrick Henry of the group. She will absolutely truck you.
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September 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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