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Chris Newman
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Level 2 Commoner
October 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Me: i’m Autistic

Them: Oh you take things literally

Me: No that’s kleptomania
July 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Trump to Zelenskyy: "During the war you can't have elections? So let me just see -- three and a half years from me, if we happen to be in a way with somebody, no more elections. That's good."
August 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
How long until Bobby Drake changes his hero name out of disgust?
June 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Got to think a whole lot of centrists are going to come out of the next four years radicalized as fuck one way or another.
January 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Congrats to the Trump administration for becoming a Nazi bar.
January 21, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I suspect a whole bunch of the "Don't Tread On Me" crowd will be more than happy to help with some treading for the foreseeable future.
January 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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There should be three all-Canadian-team NHL matchups on U.S. Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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somehow ”trump is god emperor and if he wills it it will occur” is a belief that is shared across the political spectrum
November 19, 2024 at 4:43 AM
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Good morning
November 14, 2024 at 7:24 AM
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A former empire atrophying year after year due to the idiotic decisions and negligence of a senile bigoted billionaire head? Dallas really is America’s Team
November 10, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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