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My dentist switched their music to some country music station, so I might be switching dentists. They have 6 months to respond…
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My dentist switched their music to some country music station, so I might be switching dentists. They have 6 months to respond…
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Malcolm Nance said these sound like the titles of porn movies.
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Malcolm Nance said these sound like the titles of porn movies.
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boy is flying high after his teeth cleaning
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
boy is flying high after his teeth cleaning
I’d like a weekly report of how many Pauls there are in the world, so I can see how much I’m surviving.
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’d like a weekly report of how many Pauls there are in the world, so I can see how much I’m surviving.
Love a good rush hour train to shut down the entire city 🥰
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Love a good rush hour train to shut down the entire city 🥰
I’d say my greatest strength is thinking of the perfect thing to say after the moment’s passed
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I’d say my greatest strength is thinking of the perfect thing to say after the moment’s passed
Put me in a bowl. Whatever kind of bowl that will fit me.
I want to be in a bowl.
I want to be in a bowl.
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Put me in a bowl. Whatever kind of bowl that will fit me.
I want to be in a bowl.
I want to be in a bowl.
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Looked into my crystal ball and it said you was born a bitch ass
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Looked into my crystal ball and it said you was born a bitch ass
the best song ever?
Sea Frailty by Rooftops on Apple Music
Song · 2009 · Duration 9:59
music.apple.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
the best song ever?
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forgot to post a caturday pic so here’s a cuntday one
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
forgot to post a caturday pic so here’s a cuntday one
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The Boston Cop Slide and the Detroit Giant Slide are dating.
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The Boston Cop Slide and the Detroit Giant Slide are dating.
not ready for this snow tbh
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
not ready for this snow tbh
James Bond, Jackie Chan, and that bitch MacGyver
November 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
James Bond, Jackie Chan, and that bitch MacGyver
George loves work from home days
November 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
George loves work from home days