Paul "8647" Hoffman • Antifascist anecdotes, free of charge
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Fascists need not reply. They need not exist, to be perfectly honest.
Senator(!!) Marshall sez:
"I have no idea how insurance works."
Sure, take those 40% of enrollees off Obamacare – and watch the whole system implode. Which would kill or impoverish an awful lot of people.
What an evil dope.
"I have no idea how insurance works."
Sure, take those 40% of enrollees off Obamacare – and watch the whole system implode. Which would kill or impoverish an awful lot of people.
What an evil dope.
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Senator(!!) Marshall sez:
"I have no idea how insurance works."
Sure, take those 40% of enrollees off Obamacare – and watch the whole system implode. Which would kill or impoverish an awful lot of people.
What an evil dope.
"I have no idea how insurance works."
Sure, take those 40% of enrollees off Obamacare – and watch the whole system implode. Which would kill or impoverish an awful lot of people.
What an evil dope.
The Boys From ... DC?
Dr Oz: "We've dropped the infertility drugs to make lots of Trump babies I'm hoping by the midterms."
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The Boys From ... DC?
More like a zealot guarding the legislative branch so that it can't escape and do some good.
Mike Johnson on the tariffs case before SCOTUS: "I'm cheering for the president that the executive will win on this. Now, I say that as a jealous guardian of the legislative branch of government, Article 1."
November 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
More like a zealot guarding the legislative branch so that it can't escape and do some good.
“Andrews: ... [I]n the piece that I wrote about the great feminization, ... I started by observing our institutions in all the ways that they seem very clearly self-evidently broken and not working the way that they’re supposed to, in ways that you could sum up in the word ‘wokeness.’
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
“Andrews: ... [I]n the piece that I wrote about the great feminization, ... I started by observing our institutions in all the ways that they seem very clearly self-evidently broken and not working the way that they’re supposed to, in ways that you could sum up in the word ‘wokeness.’
Mike "Where's My Damn White Hood?" Davis sez:
"People who get food stamps are Black, fat-assed, lazy, unemployed, should be sterilized, and have a culture that should be eliminated.
People who get food stamps are Latino immigrants who refuse to work and should go back to their shithole countries."
"People who get food stamps are Black, fat-assed, lazy, unemployed, should be sterilized, and have a culture that should be eliminated.
People who get food stamps are Latino immigrants who refuse to work and should go back to their shithole countries."
May I present a former clerk to Justice Gorsuch.
October 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Mike "Where's My Damn White Hood?" Davis sez:
"People who get food stamps are Black, fat-assed, lazy, unemployed, should be sterilized, and have a culture that should be eliminated.
People who get food stamps are Latino immigrants who refuse to work and should go back to their shithole countries."
"People who get food stamps are Black, fat-assed, lazy, unemployed, should be sterilized, and have a culture that should be eliminated.
People who get food stamps are Latino immigrants who refuse to work and should go back to their shithole countries."
Is ANY news outfit pointing out that if Trump has the authority to tear down parts of the White House (he doesn't) then he can do the same to any Federal building with Executive branch occupants?
This should appear before the 2nd paragraph in any article about the demo or the fool's-gold craproom.
This should appear before the 2nd paragraph in any article about the demo or the fool's-gold craproom.
October 23, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Is ANY news outfit pointing out that if Trump has the authority to tear down parts of the White House (he doesn't) then he can do the same to any Federal building with Executive branch occupants?
This should appear before the 2nd paragraph in any article about the demo or the fool's-gold craproom.
This should appear before the 2nd paragraph in any article about the demo or the fool's-gold craproom.
Tom "Kava Kash Keeper" Homan sez it's time to talk about killing old folks who don't drive cars, which are WMDs, and young folks who don't own guns, which are WMDs.
Homan also sez ICE brownshirts should consider using their butt cracks as less-lethal weapons when their ammo falls out of their guns.
Homan also sez ICE brownshirts should consider using their butt cracks as less-lethal weapons when their ammo falls out of their guns.
Under W, the US attacked Iraq on the basis of non-existent WMDs.
Under Trump, the US is attacking boats on the basis of non-existent fentanyl.
Conflating the two BS casus belli definitely tracks.
www.axios.com/2025/10/22/t...
Under Trump, the US is attacking boats on the basis of non-existent fentanyl.
Conflating the two BS casus belli definitely tracks.
www.axios.com/2025/10/22/t...
Scoop: Homan says fentanyl as WMD "at least" merits discussion
Homan said there are around 73,000 annual fentanyl deaths.
www.axios.com
October 23, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Tom "Kava Kash Keeper" Homan sez it's time to talk about killing old folks who don't drive cars, which are WMDs, and young folks who don't own guns, which are WMDs.
Homan also sez ICE brownshirts should consider using their butt cracks as less-lethal weapons when their ammo falls out of their guns.
Homan also sez ICE brownshirts should consider using their butt cracks as less-lethal weapons when their ammo falls out of their guns.
I really can't get over this photo. Do MAGAmites like Kim G not look in mirrors? Are their mirrors all cracked?
I'm all in favor of people letting their freak flag fly and not being hassled about their appearance, but—has KG seen Snow White? 101 Dalmatians? Does she really mean to look that way?
I'm all in favor of people letting their freak flag fly and not being hassled about their appearance, but—has KG seen Snow White? 101 Dalmatians? Does she really mean to look that way?
10/ Johnson joined Republican luminaries such as @TuckerCarlson, @DonaldJTrumpJr and @kimguilfoyle at Bukele’s inauguration in June 2024.
October 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I really can't get over this photo. Do MAGAmites like Kim G not look in mirrors? Are their mirrors all cracked?
I'm all in favor of people letting their freak flag fly and not being hassled about their appearance, but—has KG seen Snow White? 101 Dalmatians? Does she really mean to look that way?
I'm all in favor of people letting their freak flag fly and not being hassled about their appearance, but—has KG seen Snow White? 101 Dalmatians? Does she really mean to look that way?
#NoKings rally in Brunswick, Maine. Not shown: people three deep lining Maine Street [sic] to the left. There was a lot of honking from the cars making their way through town.
October 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
#NoKings rally in Brunswick, Maine. Not shown: people three deep lining Maine Street [sic] to the left. There was a lot of honking from the cars making their way through town.
In all fairness, I believe Alex Jones once interviewed Mussolini, so, you know...
...both sides have made problematic decisions on who to interview.
...both sides have made problematic decisions on who to interview.
CBS News just announced that the upcoming episode of 60 Minutes will feature Lesley Stahl interviewing Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff.
October 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
In all fairness, I believe Alex Jones once interviewed Mussolini, so, you know...
...both sides have made problematic decisions on who to interview.
...both sides have made problematic decisions on who to interview.
Brainworm Jr sez:
"Egads! We have to get immigration numbers up,
stat! Otherwise our population will drop dangerously low."
Brainworm Jr thinkz:
"Whew! Good thing I thought of that. The boss is going to be really relieved."
"Egads! We have to get immigration numbers up,
stat! Otherwise our population will drop dangerously low."
Brainworm Jr thinkz:
"Whew! Good thing I thought of that. The boss is going to be really relieved."
RFK Jr: "When my uncle was president, the fertility rate in this country was 3.5%. Today it is 1.6%. The replacement rate -- in other words the amount of fertility you need to keep your population even -- is 2.1%. We are below replacement. That is a national security threat to our country."
October 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Brainworm Jr sez:
"Egads! We have to get immigration numbers up,
stat! Otherwise our population will drop dangerously low."
Brainworm Jr thinkz:
"Whew! Good thing I thought of that. The boss is going to be really relieved."
"Egads! We have to get immigration numbers up,
stat! Otherwise our population will drop dangerously low."
Brainworm Jr thinkz:
"Whew! Good thing I thought of that. The boss is going to be really relieved."
Class act!!
Well, deleting this. It was a silly thing to say. Point I was trying to say is that too often we see only caricatures of each other. But I said it in a bad way. Whatever. Bum post. It was insensitive and ironically, *I* was the one mouthing off and being judgy.
October 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Class act!!
If I encountered this I hope I would have the guts to ask to see an airport manager type to protest that it is obviously illegal propaganda and to ask how they can possibly justify propagating it.
A new Noem video is being played at airports trashing Democrats.
October 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
If I encountered this I hope I would have the guts to ask to see an airport manager type to protest that it is obviously illegal propaganda and to ask how they can possibly justify propagating it.
His Horrangeousness sez:
"For twelve long days we sorted the military like dried peas into enormous troughs, and from those free of political corrections selected a passel of the most deserving: these we sent into the restaurants, because we ourselves were denied admittance; but none has returned."
"For twelve long days we sorted the military like dried peas into enormous troughs, and from those free of political corrections selected a passel of the most deserving: these we sent into the restaurants, because we ourselves were denied admittance; but none has returned."
Trump: "The restaurants were all closing, now you can't get into a restaurant. They're opening up new restaurants. It took 12 days for us. We sent in not politically correct military. We sent them in based on merit."
October 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
His Horrangeousness sez:
"For twelve long days we sorted the military like dried peas into enormous troughs, and from those free of political corrections selected a passel of the most deserving: these we sent into the restaurants, because we ourselves were denied admittance; but none has returned."
"For twelve long days we sorted the military like dried peas into enormous troughs, and from those free of political corrections selected a passel of the most deserving: these we sent into the restaurants, because we ourselves were denied admittance; but none has returned."
Yes, but does he strip down to his boxers, pour oil on his bald head, and rub it all over her naked body?
Cuz if not, I think he might just be toying with her emotions.
Of course I could always be wrong!
Cuz if not, I think he might just be toying with her emotions.
Of course I could always be wrong!
Melania Has Been Secretly Working With Putin for Months
www.thedailybeast.com/melania-has-... Sure Putin, who is still allegedly an enemy of this country, got her husband elected a decade ago—& she speaks fluent Russian—& yet they’ve only been “secretly working” together for months. #SPECTRE
www.thedailybeast.com/melania-has-... Sure Putin, who is still allegedly an enemy of this country, got her husband elected a decade ago—& she speaks fluent Russian—& yet they’ve only been “secretly working” together for months. #SPECTRE
Melania Has Been Secretly Working With Putin for Months
The first lady has been engaged in talks with the Russia leader over the war in Ukraine.
www.thedailybeast.com
October 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Yes, but does he strip down to his boxers, pour oil on his bald head, and rub it all over her naked body?
Cuz if not, I think he might just be toying with her emotions.
Of course I could always be wrong!
Cuz if not, I think he might just be toying with her emotions.
Of course I could always be wrong!
Huh. They put up the wood in Portland; you'd think they could put it up in the WH. Oops! Fungus, I mean. That may explain the difficulty.
(Normally I would not mock an old man with erectile dysfunction and a mushroom-shaped penis. However, in these troubled times perhaps an exception is warranted.)
(Normally I would not mock an old man with erectile dysfunction and a mushroom-shaped penis. However, in these troubled times perhaps an exception is warranted.)
Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
October 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Huh. They put up the wood in Portland; you'd think they could put it up in the WH. Oops! Fungus, I mean. That may explain the difficulty.
(Normally I would not mock an old man with erectile dysfunction and a mushroom-shaped penis. However, in these troubled times perhaps an exception is warranted.)
(Normally I would not mock an old man with erectile dysfunction and a mushroom-shaped penis. However, in these troubled times perhaps an exception is warranted.)
Bobby Brainworm keeps all the roadkill he's found over the years in his own placenta, so I think it's in poor taste for him to criticize Tylenol-gobbling people for keeping their babies in theirs!
October 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Bobby Brainworm keeps all the roadkill he's found over the years in his own placenta, so I think it's in poor taste for him to criticize Tylenol-gobbling people for keeping their babies in theirs!
Brainworm Jr sez:
"Circumcision circumcision Tylenol Tylenol autism autism."
Trump sez:
"I know about circumcision like nobody else. Mohels come to me with tears in their eyes saying Please, Sir, can you share a bit of the wisdom you've gained in a lifetime of study? For a poor uneducated Jew?"
"Circumcision circumcision Tylenol Tylenol autism autism."
Trump sez:
"I know about circumcision like nobody else. Mohels come to me with tears in their eyes saying Please, Sir, can you share a bit of the wisdom you've gained in a lifetime of study? For a poor uneducated Jew?"
RFK Jr: Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol.
Trump: There's a tremendous amount of of proof or evidence. I would say as a non-doctor, but I've studied this a long time
Trump: There's a tremendous amount of of proof or evidence. I would say as a non-doctor, but I've studied this a long time
October 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Brainworm Jr sez:
"Circumcision circumcision Tylenol Tylenol autism autism."
Trump sez:
"I know about circumcision like nobody else. Mohels come to me with tears in their eyes saying Please, Sir, can you share a bit of the wisdom you've gained in a lifetime of study? For a poor uneducated Jew?"
"Circumcision circumcision Tylenol Tylenol autism autism."
Trump sez:
"I know about circumcision like nobody else. Mohels come to me with tears in their eyes saying Please, Sir, can you share a bit of the wisdom you've gained in a lifetime of study? For a poor uneducated Jew?"
Brainworm Bobby sez:
"It is not crap. We're doing the crap to make the crap."
"It is not crap. We're doing the crap to make the crap."
RFK Jr on Tylenol and autism: "It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof."
October 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Brainworm Bobby sez:
"It is not crap. We're doing the crap to make the crap."
"It is not crap. We're doing the crap to make the crap."
Apparently DD'S couldn't figure out whether to play golf or finish his sentence.
I gather golf won.
Hi ho.
I gather golf won.
Hi ho.
October 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Apparently DD'S couldn't figure out whether to play golf or finish his sentence.
I gather golf won.
Hi ho.
I gather golf won.
Hi ho.
Trump sez:
"Kristi Whatsername shot CNN. We're looking for Bobby Whatsisname so he can do the thing with it. I call it a thing. That's a helluva thing. I came up with that. Generals come to me with tears in their eyes and say 'Sir, thank you for the thing.' No one knows things like me. Where am I?"
"Kristi Whatsername shot CNN. We're looking for Bobby Whatsisname so he can do the thing with it. I call it a thing. That's a helluva thing. I came up with that. Generals come to me with tears in their eyes and say 'Sir, thank you for the thing.' No one knows things like me. Where am I?"
October 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump sez:
"Kristi Whatsername shot CNN. We're looking for Bobby Whatsisname so he can do the thing with it. I call it a thing. That's a helluva thing. I came up with that. Generals come to me with tears in their eyes and say 'Sir, thank you for the thing.' No one knows things like me. Where am I?"
"Kristi Whatsername shot CNN. We're looking for Bobby Whatsisname so he can do the thing with it. I call it a thing. That's a helluva thing. I came up with that. Generals come to me with tears in their eyes and say 'Sir, thank you for the thing.' No one knows things like me. Where am I?"
College administration sez:
"You may not use the term DEI when referring to DEI. Furthermore, you may not refer to DEI at all.
Please refer to our new academic freedom policy, which does not exist, for further information on DEI, which you must disavow in all campus communication."
"You may not use the term DEI when referring to DEI. Furthermore, you may not refer to DEI at all.
Please refer to our new academic freedom policy, which does not exist, for further information on DEI, which you must disavow in all campus communication."
Weber State administrators told student they couldn't present their research on the state's anti-DEI law at an on-campus conference on censorship(!) unless they removed all mentions of DEI from their slides
www.insidehighered.com/news/faculty...
www.insidehighered.com/news/faculty...
Weber State Censors, Then Cancels, Censorship Conference
University officials said that several planned presentations violated a Utah state law banning diversity, equity and inclusion at public universities.
www.insidehighered.com
October 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
College administration sez:
"You may not use the term DEI when referring to DEI. Furthermore, you may not refer to DEI at all.
Please refer to our new academic freedom policy, which does not exist, for further information on DEI, which you must disavow in all campus communication."
"You may not use the term DEI when referring to DEI. Furthermore, you may not refer to DEI at all.
Please refer to our new academic freedom policy, which does not exist, for further information on DEI, which you must disavow in all campus communication."
To push back on this, I filled out their feedback form:
help.cnn.com/us/Feedback
"Please stop calling the Department of Defense the Department of War. A news organization worthy of our respect does not follow a President's fantasy that he has Constitutional or statutory authority that is not his."
help.cnn.com/us/Feedback
"Please stop calling the Department of Defense the Department of War. A news organization worthy of our respect does not follow a President's fantasy that he has Constitutional or statutory authority that is not his."
October 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
To push back on this, I filled out their feedback form:
help.cnn.com/us/Feedback
"Please stop calling the Department of Defense the Department of War. A news organization worthy of our respect does not follow a President's fantasy that he has Constitutional or statutory authority that is not his."
help.cnn.com/us/Feedback
"Please stop calling the Department of Defense the Department of War. A news organization worthy of our respect does not follow a President's fantasy that he has Constitutional or statutory authority that is not his."
Mikey sez:
"Trump is eager to dismantle healthcare ASAP, because his own physical and mental health have plummeted and he doesn't like being at the bottom of the pack. We have some amazing ideas sloshing around in our big heads and we promise to keep them in there, slosh slosh slosh slosh slosh."
"Trump is eager to dismantle healthcare ASAP, because his own physical and mental health have plummeted and he doesn't like being at the bottom of the pack. We have some amazing ideas sloshing around in our big heads and we promise to keep them in there, slosh slosh slosh slosh slosh."
Trump: "He wants to be the healthcare president, as he is for all these other matters. And he's going to do it. We have lots of ideas."
October 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Mikey sez:
"Trump is eager to dismantle healthcare ASAP, because his own physical and mental health have plummeted and he doesn't like being at the bottom of the pack. We have some amazing ideas sloshing around in our big heads and we promise to keep them in there, slosh slosh slosh slosh slosh."
"Trump is eager to dismantle healthcare ASAP, because his own physical and mental health have plummeted and he doesn't like being at the bottom of the pack. We have some amazing ideas sloshing around in our big heads and we promise to keep them in there, slosh slosh slosh slosh slosh."
Trump: "How dare they? WE SHOULD BE THE PARTY OF HATE, EVIL, AND SATAN!!!"
[Aide whispers in his ear.]
Trump: "What? And stupid! DON'T FORGET STUPID!"
[Aide whispers in his ear.]
Trump: "Never mind."
[Aide whispers in his ear.]
Trump: "What? And stupid! DON'T FORGET STUPID!"
[Aide whispers in his ear.]
Trump: "Never mind."
October 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Trump: "How dare they? WE SHOULD BE THE PARTY OF HATE, EVIL, AND SATAN!!!"
[Aide whispers in his ear.]
Trump: "What? And stupid! DON'T FORGET STUPID!"
[Aide whispers in his ear.]
Trump: "Never mind."
[Aide whispers in his ear.]
Trump: "What? And stupid! DON'T FORGET STUPID!"
[Aide whispers in his ear.]
Trump: "Never mind."