PattyChocolateMilk
@pattychocolatemilk.bsky.social
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In West Philadelphia born & raised 🏈
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We are really ruled by the dumbest people in existence.
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Well...when you put it like that 😳 🤢
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Well...when you put it like that 😳 🤢
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As more and more files come out, Ghislaine Maxwell has less and less leverage for a pardon or commutation. Things are really going to start heating up.
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
As more and more files come out, Ghislaine Maxwell has less and less leverage for a pardon or commutation. Things are really going to start heating up.
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BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva has officially signed onto the Epstein discharge petition. That means there are now 218 votes — and a full vote must come to the floor.
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva has officially signed onto the Epstein discharge petition. That means there are now 218 votes — and a full vote must come to the floor.
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WATCH — @repstevenhorsford.bsky.social : “My amendment would redirect that $40 BILLION from Argentina to fund the ACA subsidies for two years… a far better use of taxpayer dollars.”
Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?
Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 AM
WATCH — @repstevenhorsford.bsky.social : “My amendment would redirect that $40 BILLION from Argentina to fund the ACA subsidies for two years… a far better use of taxpayer dollars.”
Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?
Why do we have money for Argentina while our own people lose their health care? How does this make us great?
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DeLauro: The president went to the supreme court to deprive kids of food. Unbelievable. And now wants to deny their parents healthcare.
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
DeLauro: The president went to the supreme court to deprive kids of food. Unbelievable. And now wants to deny their parents healthcare.
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My political hot take is that US voters should be able to recall elected representatives via petition - at any time.
No more hiding behind election terms.
No more hiding behind election terms.
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
My political hot take is that US voters should be able to recall elected representatives via petition - at any time.
No more hiding behind election terms.
No more hiding behind election terms.
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Communicating why a 50 year mortgage costs more, overall, than a 30 year mortgage should not be a hard task.
The problem is the average American is both functionally illiterate and innumerate, as a deliberate result of decades of the policies made by the very people pushing for 50 year mortgages.
The problem is the average American is both functionally illiterate and innumerate, as a deliberate result of decades of the policies made by the very people pushing for 50 year mortgages.
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Communicating why a 50 year mortgage costs more, overall, than a 30 year mortgage should not be a hard task.
The problem is the average American is both functionally illiterate and innumerate, as a deliberate result of decades of the policies made by the very people pushing for 50 year mortgages.
The problem is the average American is both functionally illiterate and innumerate, as a deliberate result of decades of the policies made by the very people pushing for 50 year mortgages.
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McGovern: Seriously, we were worried. We actually started handing out missing person posters. Nobody has seen you for eight weeks. But, hey, I'm glad that you are ok. I'm glad you survived your nice, two-month paid vacation
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
McGovern: Seriously, we were worried. We actually started handing out missing person posters. Nobody has seen you for eight weeks. But, hey, I'm glad that you are ok. I'm glad you survived your nice, two-month paid vacation
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Every time you capitulate to a bully, they'll come back at you twice as brutally.
If you didn't learn this life lesson in third grade, GTFO of the US Senate.
If you didn't learn this life lesson in third grade, GTFO of the US Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Every time you capitulate to a bully, they'll come back at you twice as brutally.
If you didn't learn this life lesson in third grade, GTFO of the US Senate.
If you didn't learn this life lesson in third grade, GTFO of the US Senate.
Honestly, when I 1st saw Joyce Carol Oates trending, I figured it was bc she'd passed away, not bc she'd used metaphor & simile to murder an oxymoronic & completely lacking in personification trillionaire 🤷🏽♀️
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Honestly, when I 1st saw Joyce Carol Oates trending, I figured it was bc she'd passed away, not bc she'd used metaphor & simile to murder an oxymoronic & completely lacking in personification trillionaire 🤷🏽♀️
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NEW via CNN: “The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal”
Exclusive: UK suspends some intelligence sharing with US over boat strike concerns in major break | CNN Politics
The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes ...
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November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
NEW via CNN: “The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal”
Imagine being a gd trillionaire & instead of helping the needy or, you know, saving the world, Herr Tesla gets into a social media kerfuffle with a near nonagenarian
By the way, I truly love her timeless short story, "Where is Here?"
#joycecaroloates
By the way, I truly love her timeless short story, "Where is Here?"
#joycecaroloates
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Imagine being a gd trillionaire & instead of helping the needy or, you know, saving the world, Herr Tesla gets into a social media kerfuffle with a near nonagenarian
By the way, I truly love her timeless short story, "Where is Here?"
#joycecaroloates
By the way, I truly love her timeless short story, "Where is Here?"
#joycecaroloates
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Listen Kaine, Hassan, King, Cortez-Masto, Durbin, Shaheen, Rosen, and Fetterman. You're NOT gonna take away my 2025 election joy. We voted in that election for folks to FIGHT for us. That doesn't include YOU.
YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.
YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Listen Kaine, Hassan, King, Cortez-Masto, Durbin, Shaheen, Rosen, and Fetterman. You're NOT gonna take away my 2025 election joy. We voted in that election for folks to FIGHT for us. That doesn't include YOU.
YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.
YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.
The best part about SCOTUS refusing to overturn Gay marriage is that Kim Davis now needs to pay THREE HUNDRED SIXTY THOUSAND DOLLARS in fines for refusing to issue marriage licenses. 😂😂🏳️🌈💪
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Welp, marriage equality is safe, my married folks. Sadly, unmarried folks, you'll need to find someone with employer benefits bc big pharma & health insurance companies are in cahoots to watch us suffer & die ad nauseum
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November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Welp, marriage equality is safe, my married folks. Sadly, unmarried folks, you'll need to find someone with employer benefits bc big pharma & health insurance companies are in cahoots to watch us suffer & die ad nauseum
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What's the point of being the good guys if you have no mfing spine? 🤬
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
What's the point of being the good guys if you have no mfing spine? 🤬
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I like when you know they saw the post on twitter
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I like when you know they saw the post on twitter
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Sen. Ron Wyden is calling out the GOP for pushing to slip a nationwide backdoor abortion ban into the government funding bill. This is dangerous for women’s health care. We’ve already seen the consequences in states like TX, but I guess the GOP is intent on The Handmaid’s Tale.
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Sen. Ron Wyden is calling out the GOP for pushing to slip a nationwide backdoor abortion ban into the government funding bill. This is dangerous for women’s health care. We’ve already seen the consequences in states like TX, but I guess the GOP is intent on The Handmaid’s Tale.
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Make America Great Again
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Make America Great Again
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The current GOP lie is that they’re going to replace Obamacare with something better.
Bullshit. In all of the majorities they’ve had since Obamacare passed, they’ve never once tried to replace it.
They’ve tried to repeal it a whole bunch, but never actually make it better.
Bullshit. In all of the majorities they’ve had since Obamacare passed, they’ve never once tried to replace it.
They’ve tried to repeal it a whole bunch, but never actually make it better.
November 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The current GOP lie is that they’re going to replace Obamacare with something better.
Bullshit. In all of the majorities they’ve had since Obamacare passed, they’ve never once tried to replace it.
They’ve tried to repeal it a whole bunch, but never actually make it better.
Bullshit. In all of the majorities they’ve had since Obamacare passed, they’ve never once tried to replace it.
They’ve tried to repeal it a whole bunch, but never actually make it better.
You can take along your leftover Halloween Candy wherever you go as holiday party season kicks off. Nobody doesn't like candy!! Watch the surprise on friends' faces when you whip out a snack sized bag of M&Ms 🤗😋
Chocolate is the perfect compliment to espresso martinis
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Chocolate is the perfect compliment to espresso martinis
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November 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
You can take along your leftover Halloween Candy wherever you go as holiday party season kicks off. Nobody doesn't like candy!! Watch the surprise on friends' faces when you whip out a snack sized bag of M&Ms 🤗😋
Chocolate is the perfect compliment to espresso martinis
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Chocolate is the perfect compliment to espresso martinis
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Zohran Mamdani: “Cops shouldn’t be able to maim and kill innocent people with impunity.”
Cops: “This is intolerable, we have to leave NYC.”
The biggest case of telling on themselves I’ve ever seen.
Cops: “This is intolerable, we have to leave NYC.”
The biggest case of telling on themselves I’ve ever seen.
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Zohran Mamdani: “Cops shouldn’t be able to maim and kill innocent people with impunity.”
Cops: “This is intolerable, we have to leave NYC.”
The biggest case of telling on themselves I’ve ever seen.
Cops: “This is intolerable, we have to leave NYC.”
The biggest case of telling on themselves I’ve ever seen.