The bomb cyclone wind hasn’t knocked my power out yet instead it just flickers every 5 min, constantly restarting my WiFi router. Someone go shoot at the sky for me

I need them to start pumping out Love Island Australia episodes every day of the week. Maybe twice a day. Because I am HOOKED

2025 white house cabinet meeting

She’s also a really cool person @patience.bsky.social

I’m a whöre for perfume samples but lately I’ve been struggling to decide if I actually like the scents I’m wearing because they smell good or because they remind me of comforting older women lmao

Idk what you all are upset about, I’m having no problem streaming survivor season two (circa 2001) on paramount+

Had an appt cancelled after I was already on the bus so I went and saw heretic alone at 5pm and nobody else showed up lol

(Was I spooked by every noise? yes.)

(Was this my ideal cinema experience? also yes.)

Consuming my first non-pizza topping vegetables since Sunday. Life goes on I guess

He also gave me one of those apple juice boxes they give kids and now im like wow apple juice is good actually should i be buying apple juice?

Doc gave me steroids for my sore throat and was really able to say “skip the tongue, shoot for the throat” with a straight face

Sorry but it is going to take 10 years to retrain my brain to check this godforsaken app instead of the other godforsaken app

For a lot of us, losing Twitter isn’t really about losing ties to the company itself. It’s losing 10+ years of real, asynchronous communities, professional development, the ability to get gigs and clients, the ability to promo/share your art on an extremely broad scale. The loss of that has impact.

Doesn’t make any sense to get a holiday off work but not the day after the holiday off work imo. In fact why don’t we all just take the week off and try returning on Monday

Wish I had what they have

Not enough people posting about real housewives on this app

I feel like such a boomer bc the idea of finding my lil spot on another social media site just to watch it inevitably crumble at the hands of a dumb billionaire seems too exhausting at this point

Woke up with blink-182 stuck in my head so that can only mean one thing, I’m going to be an absolute menace today

Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.