Sean Howard
@passitalong.bsky.social
Podcaster. Developer. Gay husband. Improv and standup performer.
I SO WANT TO SEE THIS!
We're performing live... in London... on a boat!
A tale of death fakery on the high seas 🌊🎭⚓️
Join @alanburgon.bsky.social Hemi Yeroham, PipThorne, Oystein Brager, Julia C. Thorne & guests for an evening of comedy, suspense and immersive storytelling.
31st May, ticket link below👇
A tale of death fakery on the high seas 🌊🎭⚓️
Join @alanburgon.bsky.social Hemi Yeroham, PipThorne, Oystein Brager, Julia C. Thorne & guests for an evening of comedy, suspense and immersive storytelling.
31st May, ticket link below👇
January 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I SO WANT TO SEE THIS!
There’s nothing scarier to an introvert than your partner looking at your shit and uttering the phrase “impromptu garage sale”
January 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
There’s nothing scarier to an introvert than your partner looking at your shit and uttering the phrase “impromptu garage sale”
Yup. Berries. Not sure why no one has seen grandpa in a week…
November 30, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Yup. Berries. Not sure why no one has seen grandpa in a week…
Technically, there’s nothing at a greasy spoon I can’t make at home. But at a diner the food is magical and cooked by the fae. Shhhhh. The alternative is I’m a lazy bastard.
November 29, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Technically, there’s nothing at a greasy spoon I can’t make at home. But at a diner the food is magical and cooked by the fae. Shhhhh. The alternative is I’m a lazy bastard.
I give one blow job… but these bastards get away with it?
November 27, 2024 at 1:22 AM
I give one blow job… but these bastards get away with it?
ADHD is having two lists. The TODO list where you write down all the important shit. And the “fascinating shit I did instead” list. ADHD also defines fascinating such that you won’t want to share most things on that second list.
November 24, 2024 at 5:10 PM
ADHD is having two lists. The TODO list where you write down all the important shit. And the “fascinating shit I did instead” list. ADHD also defines fascinating such that you won’t want to share most things on that second list.
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I’m excited for AI agents so I can fight with Google Maps about the best route to take. In other news, my husband wants a second car.
November 23, 2024 at 4:03 PM
I’m excited for AI agents so I can fight with Google Maps about the best route to take. In other news, my husband wants a second car.
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Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"
November 22, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"
We are not all okay. This shit is hard and we are scared about our friends, our family, and our partners. So don’t misread all the jokes and funny posts and think everyone else is doing okay. We are all just as messed up and afraid as you may be feeling.
November 23, 2024 at 1:27 AM
We are not all okay. This shit is hard and we are scared about our friends, our family, and our partners. So don’t misread all the jokes and funny posts and think everyone else is doing okay. We are all just as messed up and afraid as you may be feeling.
The best days are when I’m able to the work that feels right. The hardest days are when I question my ability to know right from wrong and I’ve run out of wine.
November 23, 2024 at 1:10 AM
The best days are when I’m able to the work that feels right. The hardest days are when I question my ability to know right from wrong and I’ve run out of wine.
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Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
November 22, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Totally replacing the mistletoe…
Folks, I am assembling a truly upsetting incomprehensible Christmas decor thread for you this year - here’s an early peek at Obscene Soccer Santa
November 22, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Totally replacing the mistletoe…
I’m Sean, if only I would apply myself.
Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school 👇
I'm Zoë, I won't go far
I'm Zoë, I won't go far
November 22, 2024 at 1:53 AM
I’m Sean, if only I would apply myself.
The closest black hole to Canada is just across our southern border.
November 22, 2024 at 1:25 AM
The closest black hole to Canada is just across our southern border.
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If you haven't listened to @draculatdm.bsky.social yet, I really need you to give it a chance. I realise we're in a glut of Dracula-focused media recently, but I promise this is a new, fresh, very different take on the story. It's modern, sharp, and stylish, with a very different Jonathan and Mina
November 21, 2024 at 1:21 PM
If you haven't listened to @draculatdm.bsky.social yet, I really need you to give it a chance. I realise we're in a glut of Dracula-focused media recently, but I promise this is a new, fresh, very different take on the story. It's modern, sharp, and stylish, with a very different Jonathan and Mina
I get that life is hard right now. But don’t scream at a barista. Use road rage like the rest of us.
November 21, 2024 at 11:05 AM
I get that life is hard right now. But don’t scream at a barista. Use road rage like the rest of us.
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November 21, 2024 at 3:49 AM
I had to pay a fee for a single small carry-on for a flight. Luckily they missed my emotional baggage. But give them time.
November 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
I had to pay a fee for a single small carry-on for a flight. Luckily they missed my emotional baggage. But give them time.
Needed this.
November 20, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Needed this.
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More than 350 transgender and gender-diverse people have been killed in 2024, a “sobering” report from the Trans Murder Monitoring project to coincide with #TransDayOfRemembrance has shown.
At least 350 trans people killed globally in 2024 alone
More than 350 trans and gender-diverse people have been killed in 2024, a report coinciding with Trans Day of Remembrance shows.
buff.ly
November 20, 2024 at 10:20 AM
More than 350 transgender and gender-diverse people have been killed in 2024, a “sobering” report from the Trans Murder Monitoring project to coincide with #TransDayOfRemembrance has shown.
After 20 years of marriage, I love that we continue to grow more intimate. But younger couples should take note. Some lines, once crossed, can’t be recalled. My partner kissed me before heading to work this morning, while I was doing my daily on the toilet. #save-yourselves
November 20, 2024 at 12:57 PM
After 20 years of marriage, I love that we continue to grow more intimate. But younger couples should take note. Some lines, once crossed, can’t be recalled. My partner kissed me before heading to work this morning, while I was doing my daily on the toilet. #save-yourselves
I’m filling my feed with cute men and cats. Screw coping. I’m just trying to survive.
November 20, 2024 at 2:08 AM
I’m filling my feed with cute men and cats. Screw coping. I’m just trying to survive.