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SQUARE ENIX
@parodysquenix.bsky.social
· Feb 13
ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɴᴇᴡ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙᴏᴜɴᴅʟᴇꜱꜱ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴇɴʜᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ'ꜱ ʟɪᴠᴇꜱ
❤️ & 🔁?
❤️ & 🔁?
Rest in Piss Sparda Twins for losing against my Final Fantasy characters in DB.
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Rest in Piss Sparda Twins for losing against my Final Fantasy characters in DB.
OOC.
//I’m sorry, but what the FUCK.
//I’m sorry, but what the FUCK.
October 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
OOC.
//I’m sorry, but what the FUCK.
//I’m sorry, but what the FUCK.
Yes
Yes you did.
Your game is getting ANOTHER Remake before Atlus does with their Persona games. P1 specifically.
Yes you did.
Your game is getting ANOTHER Remake before Atlus does with their Persona games. P1 specifically.
“Good morning i heard news of a remake coming soon.”
September 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Yes
Yes you did.
Your game is getting ANOTHER Remake before Atlus does with their Persona games. P1 specifically.
Yes you did.
Your game is getting ANOTHER Remake before Atlus does with their Persona games. P1 specifically.
And?
"I have a bomb."
Later.
September 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
And?
Later.
"Remake Final Fantasy VI."
Dragon Quest VII 2nd remake and Final Fantasy VII Remake on Switch 2, how are we all feeling?
September 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Later.
Dragon Quest VII 2nd remake and Final Fantasy VII Remake on Switch 2, how are we all feeling?
September 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Dragon Quest VII 2nd remake and Final Fantasy VII Remake on Switch 2, how are we all feeling?
7.
“What number is that i lost track.”
I confirmed and locked in
Dragon Quest VII remake. The 2nd time.
Dragon Quest VII remake. The 2nd time.
September 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
7.
Oh AND Final Fantasy 7 Remake on Switch.
September 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Oh AND Final Fantasy 7 Remake on Switch.
I confirmed and locked in
Dragon Quest VII remake. The 2nd time.
Dragon Quest VII remake. The 2nd time.
September 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I confirmed and locked in
Dragon Quest VII remake. The 2nd time.
Dragon Quest VII remake. The 2nd time.
Hmmm... Too quiet in the Square Enix HQ...
September 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Hmmm... Too quiet in the Square Enix HQ...
Didn’t you invite other Persona protagonists besides Joker to Star Ocean mobile?
Yeah, I'm actually lookin' back and... I don't get why people think we're the cause of this sorta thing?
Like, I don't see Another Eden, or Puzzles and Dragons shut down yet... or AFK Arena...
Like, I don't see Another Eden, or Puzzles and Dragons shut down yet... or AFK Arena...
Oh yeah, that Star Ocean mobile collab we both did...
August 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Didn’t you invite other Persona protagonists besides Joker to Star Ocean mobile?
Oh yeah, that Star Ocean mobile collab we both did...
Yeah, they always call the shots on this kinda thing...
Not that it's bad, it's just turned into a whole thing where most people think we're the cause of every mobile game ever dying due to the collabs happening a year before their demises...
Not that it's bad, it's just turned into a whole thing where most people think we're the cause of every mobile game ever dying due to the collabs happening a year before their demises...
Oh right. I forget you’re owned by the company run by the blue blur.
August 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Oh yeah, that Star Ocean mobile collab we both did...
Oh right. I forget you’re owned by the company run by the blue blur.
I dunno, these are the same guys who collaborated with one of the biggest toy brands of the 80's AND Nerf for some reason, of course they'd want us to be in it...
...And granted, we barely do anything regarding collabs, that's SEGA's call to make, not ours! why ain't you yellin' at them?
...And granted, we barely do anything regarding collabs, that's SEGA's call to make, not ours! why ain't you yellin' at them?
And why do the westerners want the money?
August 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Oh right. I forget you’re owned by the company run by the blue blur.
Sure, sure.
Meanwhile, Final Fantasy 7 & Tekken fans wanted to see Tifa Lockhart in Tekken 8 instead of Clive during my meeting with Bamco.
Meanwhile, Final Fantasy 7 & Tekken fans wanted to see Tifa Lockhart in Tekken 8 instead of Clive during my meeting with Bamco.
First off, you're only half correct... and second, Blizzard held us hostage in the break room, ok? they wanted the money so badly... we HAD to comply!
Atlus teaming up with Blizzard for an Overwatch 2 and Persona 5 collaboration of the two most toxic things to exist?
Oh, how they have fallen.
Oh, how they have fallen.
August 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Sure, sure.
Meanwhile, Final Fantasy 7 & Tekken fans wanted to see Tifa Lockhart in Tekken 8 instead of Clive during my meeting with Bamco.
Meanwhile, Final Fantasy 7 & Tekken fans wanted to see Tifa Lockhart in Tekken 8 instead of Clive during my meeting with Bamco.
Atlus teaming up with Blizzard for an Overwatch 2 and Persona 5 collaboration of the two most toxic things to exist?
Oh, how they have fallen.
Oh, how they have fallen.
August 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Atlus teaming up with Blizzard for an Overwatch 2 and Persona 5 collaboration of the two most toxic things to exist?
Oh, how they have fallen.
Oh, how they have fallen.
Sora in Smash is an apology for KH fans who didn't see both Cloud and Spehiroth in KH3.
July 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Sora in Smash is an apology for KH fans who didn't see both Cloud and Spehiroth in KH3.
Okay.
LET ME MESS WITH HIM
No.
July 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Okay.
No.
"Does this mean Disney own me?"
Wait until they find out my world contains everything Disney owns.
Including Marvel.
Thank you, Wreck It Ralph.
Including Marvel.
Thank you, Wreck It Ralph.
July 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
No.
Sorry, but ever since you own that brainrot language word...
@parodysquenix.bsky.social
Get your character out of the words I own.
Get your character out of the words I own.
June 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Sorry, but ever since you own that brainrot language word...
Nice try, Atlus.
People are enjoying my FFXIV and FF7 Remake shown in the Xbox showcase than your little Pissona 4 Remake announcement.
People are enjoying my FFXIV and FF7 Remake shown in the Xbox showcase than your little Pissona 4 Remake announcement.
June 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Nice try, Atlus.
People are enjoying my FFXIV and FF7 Remake shown in the Xbox showcase than your little Pissona 4 Remake announcement.
People are enjoying my FFXIV and FF7 Remake shown in the Xbox showcase than your little Pissona 4 Remake announcement.
Atlus told me to eat my heart out, they said for cancelling the new Kingdom Hearts mobile game, labeling me a coward.
Guess what? I shadow dropped Final Fantasy Tactics in debunk everything they said to me.
Guess what? I shadow dropped Final Fantasy Tactics in debunk everything they said to me.
June 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Atlus told me to eat my heart out, they said for cancelling the new Kingdom Hearts mobile game, labeling me a coward.
Guess what? I shadow dropped Final Fantasy Tactics in debunk everything they said to me.
Guess what? I shadow dropped Final Fantasy Tactics in debunk everything they said to me.
Final Fantasy Tactics, take it or leave it.
June 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Final Fantasy Tactics, take it or leave it.
What the fuck, Disney.
🐭“...Sephiroth Victim.”
May 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
What the fuck, Disney.