Jen🏴☠️
@parksandveggies.bsky.social
She/her | Just another tall, mixed race, 40–something with salt and pepper hair, mostly black clothes, and sometimes a knee brace. Mostly OFMD acct
If you’re near Sausalito, California: Courtney Anderson, who did the rigging for the Revenge, is teaching a 5-session rigging class, if that’s somewhere your hyper fixation has led you to. Looks like you can do each session separately and not have to do all 5
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
If you’re near Sausalito, California: Courtney Anderson, who did the rigging for the Revenge, is teaching a 5-session rigging class, if that’s somewhere your hyper fixation has led you to. Looks like you can do each session separately and not have to do all 5
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Most of the pre-orders have been delivered, and the rest have at least entered the destination country, so we will be reopening sales for the calendar next Saturday (Jan 10) at noon ET. There are a very limited number of physical calenders left, but digital ones will also be on sale.
January 4, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Most of the pre-orders have been delivered, and the rest have at least entered the destination country, so we will be reopening sales for the calendar next Saturday (Jan 10) at noon ET. There are a very limited number of physical calenders left, but digital ones will also be on sale.
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Sure let’s do a #TakeTwoTuesday! My magnum opus. My favorite fic child. My sexy sandwich ordering ska clowns:
Looking For Love In All The Wawa Places
archiveofourown.org/works/562189...
#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #ofmd
Looking For Love In All The Wawa Places
archiveofourown.org/works/562189...
#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #ofmd
December 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Sure let’s do a #TakeTwoTuesday! My magnum opus. My favorite fic child. My sexy sandwich ordering ska clowns:
Looking For Love In All The Wawa Places
archiveofourown.org/works/562189...
#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #ofmd
Looking For Love In All The Wawa Places
archiveofourown.org/works/562189...
#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #ofmd
Aw, my sister got me the accidentally Ed & Stede nutcracker salt & pepper shakers 💖💖💖
December 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Aw, my sister got me the accidentally Ed & Stede nutcracker salt & pepper shakers 💖💖💖
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December 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Wishing you all a very merry and unhinged holiday with this newest installment of the divorce boys! You've got Ed in a dress, enough sexual tension to fell a moose, and a scene that made me ask myself "does it count as sexting if no one comes?"
Enjoy ❤️🔥
archiveofourown.org/works/702434...
Enjoy ❤️🔥
archiveofourown.org/works/702434...
Right Where You Left Me - Chapter 25 - serpent_and_dahlia - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Wishing you all a very merry and unhinged holiday with this newest installment of the divorce boys! You've got Ed in a dress, enough sexual tension to fell a moose, and a scene that made me ask myself "does it count as sexting if no one comes?"
Enjoy ❤️🔥
archiveofourown.org/works/702434...
Enjoy ❤️🔥
archiveofourown.org/works/702434...
Reposted by Jen🏴☠️
Say my name
As every color illuminates
We are shining
And we’ll never be afraid again
(or, The Joining of the Sun and the Moon)
#ofmd #ofmdart #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #piñacoladassmau #edwardteach #stedebonnet #myart #DigitalArt
As every color illuminates
We are shining
And we’ll never be afraid again
(or, The Joining of the Sun and the Moon)
#ofmd #ofmdart #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #piñacoladassmau #edwardteach #stedebonnet #myart #DigitalArt
August 25, 2023 at 5:42 PM
Say my name
As every color illuminates
We are shining
And we’ll never be afraid again
(or, The Joining of the Sun and the Moon)
#ofmd #ofmdart #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #piñacoladassmau #edwardteach #stedebonnet #myart #DigitalArt
As every color illuminates
We are shining
And we’ll never be afraid again
(or, The Joining of the Sun and the Moon)
#ofmd #ofmdart #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #piñacoladassmau #edwardteach #stedebonnet #myart #DigitalArt
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Chapter three of Closest to Heaven featured this SAD WET BOY
Catch up before ch4 posts this Wednesday!
archiveofourown.org/works/748208...
@bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
#OFMD #ofmdFic
Catch up before ch4 posts this Wednesday!
archiveofourown.org/works/748208...
@bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
#OFMD #ofmdFic
December 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Chapter three of Closest to Heaven featured this SAD WET BOY
Catch up before ch4 posts this Wednesday!
archiveofourown.org/works/748208...
@bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
#OFMD #ofmdFic
Catch up before ch4 posts this Wednesday!
archiveofourown.org/works/748208...
@bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
#OFMD #ofmdFic
Ed’ least favorite part of getting a new tattoo is that he just wants to take a long hot shower but he can’t; he has to take these awful short warm showers so it doesn’t get ruined. At least Stede said he would wash his hair for him in the tub later because that process alone is a minimum 10 minutes
December 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Ed’ least favorite part of getting a new tattoo is that he just wants to take a long hot shower but he can’t; he has to take these awful short warm showers so it doesn’t get ruined. At least Stede said he would wash his hair for him in the tub later because that process alone is a minimum 10 minutes
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If you haven't listened to Save Us, Michael Bolton by @knivesinfeet.bsky.social and performed by Boy drop *everything* NOW and go listen
archiveofourown.org/works/683750...
archiveofourown.org/works/683750...
Save Us, Michael Bolton! - Chapter 1 - KnivesInFeet - Real Person Fiction [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If you haven't listened to Save Us, Michael Bolton by @knivesinfeet.bsky.social and performed by Boy drop *everything* NOW and go listen
archiveofourown.org/works/683750...
archiveofourown.org/works/683750...
Oh no, I went on the kraken rum website to look at their merch, since I got a gift set last year, tis the season, and I kind of want it all (this was brought on by finding horchata at the grocery store an hour ago and deciding i needed to try it with rum) shop.krakenrum.com/collections/...
Kraken Skull Glass
Raise a toast to the deep with this striking skull glass wrapped in sculpted Kraken tentacles. The perfect vessel for rum, cocktails, or any drink that deserves a legendary pour. Dimensions: 3.75" x 4...
shop.krakenrum.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Oh no, I went on the kraken rum website to look at their merch, since I got a gift set last year, tis the season, and I kind of want it all (this was brought on by finding horchata at the grocery store an hour ago and deciding i needed to try it with rum) shop.krakenrum.com/collections/...
I remembered that this google doc of ofmd holiday fics exists. I’m not sure how up to date it is but there’s enough on there to keep you reading until Easter docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
OUR FLAG MEANS HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
docs.google.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I remembered that this google doc of ofmd holiday fics exists. I’m not sure how up to date it is but there’s enough on there to keep you reading until Easter docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Reposting for the east coasters who went to bed early and woke up wondering why it was clown time
Netflix has won the bidding war to purchase Warner Bros. Discovery.
The sale is not yet finalized, as the U.S. Department of Justice could also interfere due to anti-trust concerns.
(Source: www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...)
The sale is not yet finalized, as the U.S. Department of Justice could also interfere due to anti-trust concerns.
(Source: www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...)
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Reposting for the east coasters who went to bed early and woke up wondering why it was clown time
He’s doing a lot in this one photo
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
He’s doing a lot in this one photo
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26% off everything until tomorrow at midnight! Support small businesses!
ko-fi.com/edzeppelin
Now through November 29th, take 26% off your order on my ko-fi with code “BIRF” at checkout (also it’s black Friday or smth idrc)
Now through November 29th, take 26% off your order on my ko-fi with code “BIRF” at checkout (also it’s black Friday or smth idrc)
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
26% off everything until tomorrow at midnight! Support small businesses!
If you’ve been eyeing the kraken ring, Nick Von K has 20% off their whole site (dont forget it’s in NZ $ so it could be a lot cheaper in other currencies; looks like around $71 US right now) nickvonk.com/collections/...
Octopus Ring
I have a fascination with all things pirate, including the legendary octopus. They are such a crazy creature! We spent a long time on this design getting the detail perfect, and I'm really happy with ...
nickvonk.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If you’ve been eyeing the kraken ring, Nick Von K has 20% off their whole site (dont forget it’s in NZ $ so it could be a lot cheaper in other currencies; looks like around $71 US right now) nickvonk.com/collections/...
One day I will learn not to read these updates on the subway; today is not that day 😭
Got some new divorce boys chapters for y'all! This baby's got range: we're talking about Bigfoot's dick, the Jungian nature of creativity, and the ethical implications of grinding up against your sleeping ex-ish husband 😌
archiveofourown.org/works/702434...
archiveofourown.org/works/702434...
Right Where You Left Me - Chapter 19 - serpent_and_dahlia - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
One day I will learn not to read these updates on the subway; today is not that day 😭
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Bored attorney Ed. Peak oblivious Stede. The AO3 window in the title card is no accident. Unhinged behavior. Have I intrigued you without too many spoilers?? Check out what @curiosityrocks.bsky.social and I made for #OFMDBB25! Summary/tags ⬇️
archiveofourown.org/works/74352541
#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic
archiveofourown.org/works/74352541
#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Bored attorney Ed. Peak oblivious Stede. The AO3 window in the title card is no accident. Unhinged behavior. Have I intrigued you without too many spoilers?? Check out what @curiosityrocks.bsky.social and I made for #OFMDBB25! Summary/tags ⬇️
archiveofourown.org/works/74352541
#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic
archiveofourown.org/works/74352541
#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic
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If there was suddenly a giant shark in every PSA video, would that improve the reach of our messaging?
Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
If there was suddenly a giant shark in every PSA video, would that improve the reach of our messaging?
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November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Ed and Stede are long? Please let’s see that art again
at the bucharest central post office, it's getting cold and they've lost their way. ed and stede are long with a disguised anne bonny. it's just before dawn.
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Ed and Stede are long? Please let’s see that art again
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SUPREME COURT REJECTS MAGA EFFORT TO OVERTURN GAY MARRIAGE 🏳️🌈
CNN: Supreme Court declines to revisit landmark same-sex marriage precedent
www.cnn.com/2025/11/10/p...
CNN: Supreme Court declines to revisit landmark same-sex marriage precedent
www.cnn.com/2025/11/10/p...
Supreme Court declines to revisit landmark same-sex marriage precedent | CNN Politics
The Supreme Court on Monday declined an opportunity to overturn its landmark precedent recognizing a constitutional right to same-sex marriage, tossing aside an appeal that had roiled LGBTQ advocates ...
www.cnn.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
SUPREME COURT REJECTS MAGA EFFORT TO OVERTURN GAY MARRIAGE 🏳️🌈
CNN: Supreme Court declines to revisit landmark same-sex marriage precedent
www.cnn.com/2025/11/10/p...
CNN: Supreme Court declines to revisit landmark same-sex marriage precedent
www.cnn.com/2025/11/10/p...
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October 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Today’s the 50th anniversary of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald on Lake Superior. Between 1875-1975 there were 6000 shipwrecks on Lake Superior and no major ones since. Now this song can be stuck in your head, too. youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI?...
Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Gordon Lightfoot
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Today’s the 50th anniversary of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald on Lake Superior. Between 1875-1975 there were 6000 shipwrecks on Lake Superior and no major ones since. Now this song can be stuck in your head, too. youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI?...
