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Semi professional comedy writer, kinda

https://parkerhammon.wixsite.com/onthecomputer
windwaker npc ass face
Amedeo Modigliani, Italian (1884-1920), Head of a Woman, 1910-11, limestone, 65.2 x 16.51 x 24.8 cm, National Gallery of Art, Washington, DC, USA
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Jim Downey in The Chair Company
October 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Great timing right at the peak of Crash Bandicoots place in the cultural zeitgeist.
What's on Netflix: Crash Bandicoot Animated Series in the Works at Netflix from WildBrain Studios (Sonic Prime) www.whats-on-netflix.com/news/crash-b...
October 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Thought this was Klay Thompson for a second
October 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Some whiffs on this album but a significant hit here
October 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The guy from the plane ads flying above the city?
October 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Gotta see that parlay
Gov. JB Pritzker and his wife reported making $1.425 million in income last year from “gambling.” A Pritzker campaign spokesperson said, “The Governor had winnings and losses from a casino during the year and those amounts are reported on his tax return.” www.chicagotribune.com/2025/10/15/g...
Gov. JB Pritzker and his wife report $10.3 million in taxable income — $1.4 million in gambling winnings
Five months before the Democratic primary, Gov. JB Pritzker released partial tax records showing $10.3 million in taxable income — including $1.4 million in income from gambling.
www.chicagotribune.com
October 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Fucked up they made the nerdy little magician kid in Task still wear the shitty little magicians vest.
October 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Move over, The Rolling Stones
September 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I visited Chicago twice in July and was blown away by how nice the city was, like pretty much everywhere I went.
Trump: I think Chicago will be next, and then we will help with New York.
August 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Excited 4 Fantasy Football
August 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Staying outside for an extra 30 seconds at night to record Moon Tone
August 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
That's that me explosion
There’s absolutely no way this was the best phrasing choice for this headline.
July 31, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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June 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
No thank you 👍
June 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Every time zaslav shelves a movie or rebrands HBO he should have to green light and blank check a project as weird and ambitious as The Rehearsal. That's his penance.
May 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"Cryptocurrency Investor" just say he's unemployed
A 37-year-old cryptocurrency investor was arrested and charged on Friday with kidnapping a man and torturing him for weeks inside a luxury townhouse in downtown Manhattan, the police said.
Crypto Investor Charged With Kidnapping and Torturing Man for Weeks
www.nytimes.com
May 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
F Murray Abraham, had many sons
And many sons had F Murray Abraham
March 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Howling must feel so good if you're a wolf
The best howls are shared with loved ones 🐺🐺🐺
March 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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I know this isn’t funny, but it feels like a big part of working in any kind of art lately is splashing around all the singular, wonderful work being made by brilliant people while ignoring the seemingly ravenous public appetite for absolute goat shit.
March 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The lesson, as always, don't start a podcast
Gavin Newsom sees 10-point net drop in favorability since launching his podcast. Survey finds "the podcast only made 13% of voters have an improved perception of the Governor, with 26% saying that it harmed their perception."
CA 120: Gavin's podcast - Presidential run or empire building? - Capitol Weekly
Gov. Gavin Newsom's new podcast has sent shockwaves through California's political world. But is there more to Newsom's efforts than meets the eye?
capitolweekly.net
March 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This shit always cracks me up. No one looking for "Militia Members" for "Revolution" is putting names on a "spreadsheet"
NOW OPEN
Applications for REVOLUTION:

NEEDED
1) hackers
2) software engineers
3) writers
4) artists
5) musicians
6) journalists
7) photographers
8) militia members
9) safe houses
10) underground railroads

APPLY NOW!
ALL SKILLS WELCOME!
Let me know below!
I will be making a SPREADSHEET!
March 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM