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I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH A VERSE TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT
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The quietest part out loud.
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The quietest part out loud.
I’m doing the jauntiest, fireworks of a Noh dance over DOJ getting shutdown on the Letitia James case.
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’m doing the jauntiest, fireworks of a Noh dance over DOJ getting shutdown on the Letitia James case.
What does the 🐓💩🍊🤡 think MRI stands for? Wrong answers only.
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 AM
What does the 🐓💩🍊🤡 think MRI stands for? Wrong answers only.
@latenightseth.bsky.social why does your brother look like you and Gavin Newsom had a baby handsomer than either of you alone?
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 AM
@latenightseth.bsky.social why does your brother look like you and Gavin Newsom had a baby handsomer than either of you alone?
What do the 🐓💩🍊🤡 and Haguseth think is going to happen by throwing Bradley under the aircraft carrier, so to speak? Do they understand what that’ll do to chain of command? NO! Do they think it encourages service members to continue blindly following orders or will they start refusing illegal ones?
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 AM
What do the 🐓💩🍊🤡 and Haguseth think is going to happen by throwing Bradley under the aircraft carrier, so to speak? Do they understand what that’ll do to chain of command? NO! Do they think it encourages service members to continue blindly following orders or will they start refusing illegal ones?
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social calling someone a political hack is like the 🐓💩🍊🤡 calling someone a convicted felon.
The so-called U.S. Attorney for New Jersey Alina Habba is serving in that position unlawfully.
She is an unqualified political hack and a complete disgrace.
It’s time for her to go.
She is an unqualified political hack and a complete disgrace.
It’s time for her to go.
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social calling someone a political hack is like the 🐓💩🍊🤡 calling someone a convicted felon.
At what point does an authoritarian become a tyrant? Asking for a…🐓💩🍊🤡.
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
At what point does an authoritarian become a tyrant? Asking for a…🐓💩🍊🤡.
The cynical a$$holes in the Tepublican Party are banking on America forgetting by 2028. We cannot let that happen.
Trump’s approval rating has fallen among multiple polls as he nears the end of his second term’s first year.
Donald Trump’s Approval Rating Slips 5% To New Second-Term Low After End Of Historic Government Shutdown
Trump’s approval rating has fallen among multiple polls as he nears the end of his second term’s first year.
www.forbes.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The cynical a$$holes in the Tepublican Party are banking on America forgetting by 2028. We cannot let that happen.
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"No one's going to build a factory based on a tariff that's on on Monday, off on... Tuesday, the president's changed his mind by Wednesday, he gets hormonal by Thursday and someone says something nasty in the middle school cafeteria on Friday and they're back on again."
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"No one's going to build a factory based on a tariff that's on on Monday, off on... Tuesday, the president's changed his mind by Wednesday, he gets hormonal by Thursday and someone says something nasty in the middle school cafeteria on Friday and they're back on again."
The president is a felon and his cabinet now includes a war criminal and a puppy murderer.
the statue of liberty is holding a book which says " liberty or death "
ALT: the statue of liberty is holding a book which says " liberty or death "
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The president is a felon and his cabinet now includes a war criminal and a puppy murderer.
You cannot convince me these images aren’t the same Thing.
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You cannot convince me these images aren’t the same Thing.
Those fake pearls Marge Three-Toes Peachtree Greene is clutching came from the 🐓💩🍊🤡
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Those fake pearls Marge Three-Toes Peachtree Greene is clutching came from the 🐓💩🍊🤡
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November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Regina George is feeling ignored.
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Regina George is feeling ignored.
I’m almost as committed to defeating @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov as I am to imprisoning the 🐓💩🍊🤡.
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I’m almost as committed to defeating @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov as I am to imprisoning the 🐓💩🍊🤡.
The Democrat version on DOGE needs to disband ICE (and deport Bovino). Rebuild it from the ground up sans the racism.
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The Democrat version on DOGE needs to disband ICE (and deport Bovino). Rebuild it from the ground up sans the racism.
Why won’t my iPhone move the 🤡 and 🍊to ‘most recent’ tab? I have my suspicions.
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why won’t my iPhone move the 🤡 and 🍊to ‘most recent’ tab? I have my suspicions.
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
What if the major broadcaster all went on strike to protest the 🐓💩🍊🤡’s of cancelling their licenses?
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
What if the major broadcaster all went on strike to protest the 🐓💩🍊🤡’s of cancelling their licenses?
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Who’s down to Bangladesh the 🐓💩🍊🤡?
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Who’s down to Bangladesh the 🐓💩🍊🤡?
He’s urging and will sign the bill then throw Bondi under the bus. He’s hoping MAGA will let him claim plausible deniability
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
He’s urging and will sign the bill then throw Bondi under the bus. He’s hoping MAGA will let him claim plausible deniability
Ask a Republican to define ‘pedophile’ today.
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ask a Republican to define ‘pedophile’ today.
So what’re the chances the 🐓💩🍊🤡 is helping Satanyahoo with Gaza so he can retire to the only country in the world that welcomes pedos?
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
So what’re the chances the 🐓💩🍊🤡 is helping Satanyahoo with Gaza so he can retire to the only country in the world that welcomes pedos?