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Patrick
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We’re over a year and a half into the Arne Slot experience and it looks like no one has a clue what they or their teammates should be doing. That alone is reason to move on, without even looking at all the embarrassing results along the way
January 1, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I don’t get the CuJo love 🤷‍♂️
January 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Up a goal at home to a crap team sure lets just invite pressure in our defensive third instead of going for goals
December 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Can we just do short corners this is embarrassing
December 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
So that is against the rules?
December 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Ugh
December 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Santa delivered this year!!
December 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
There are few things funnier than the 4 year old saying “ohhh, my balls!” when horsing around with his older siblings
December 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Missed the last 25 taking the kid to bball, seems miraculous we escaped with three points up two players?
December 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Good grief if Hugo scored that
December 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Reposted by Patrick
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Do we think Arne’s on a Ted Lasso binge and got to the episode where Roy insisted they should go 442 to stop a run of poor form
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Arne Slot is mediocre and I have no qualms with Mo snapping and trying to get him fired.
December 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Slot came in with a reputation as a player whisperer. Stories of former players crying bc they love him, etc. Then he yanked Quansah at half in his first game, glued him to the bench, then shipped him off. Now he’s doing this to Mo? Shit can his sorry ass now
Salah: "I can't believe it, I'm very disappointed. I've done so much for this club, everyone can see that over the years, especially last season. I feel like the club is throwing me under the bus. That's how I feel.”

Yeah. Things are *bad* bad.
December 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You mean the dude who jets off to party in Ibiza before the seasons done can’t coach his players to keep their composure and see out games
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
DCL has wildly mistimed every jump on a header this half
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Van de Ven seems to have Lovren’s brain in peak VVD’s body and not sure if that’s a great pairing but he sure is fun to watch
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Waiting for my daughter at dance and remembering the time I walked her (5 or 6 at the time) up the creepy wood back entrance staircase and told her to watch out for little hands that might reach between the steps to grab her ankle, and the audible gasp from the scandalized mom coming the other way
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Love that we are doing everything we can to give up a goal here
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Just need to buy him another attacker in January he can throw on in the 70’ chasing a draw, current options just not doing it
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The tactics have have always been iffy, team construction is bad, and now the players have quit on him. Gotta cut him loose
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Reposted by Patrick
I take it back, launch that man into the sun right now, szobo as interim player-manager
Oh I would be shocked if we sack him before the summer, because we are competently run and mid-season changes typically don’t work out particularly well long term, but starting to put together profiles on potential successors? 100% on the table imo
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
How has Quansah been this year
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Slot turned Klopps mentality monsters into meek rollovers
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Wait an Everton player got sent off for slapping his teammate and they still beat United at Old Trafford? Almost makes our crap season tolerable
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM