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“Stop quoting laws to men with swords” is gonna be the defining phrase of this era huh.

I’m afraid you’re gonna have to get your hands dirty and put one of these broccoli head mfers through a window.
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Szobo is gonna break somebody’s wrist some day
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Anytime we break into the box there’s nobody there. I just don’t see our final third plan for creating big chances at all
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Doku’s second ever goal from outside the box lmao
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
City are getting a lot of praise for creating zero big chances and scoring two deflected goals
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Lmao dog you’re not gonna believe this:
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Never doubt the PGMOL
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Lmao of course
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
So we’re trying to drop gravy back and to the right of ibou while Bradley pushes up. Good, at least it’s a thing that’s not standing stock still in 4-2 and hoping they don’t press us too hard
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
lol just hits him on the face, top bins. Of course
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hadn’t read this since it was first published and kinda forgot about it. God damn.
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Brobbey coming on to bully somebody. Strongest dude on the planet
March 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Five shots in a half is it? Only one shot in the nearly 20 minutes since going down a goal?
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If you don’t want to bother with xG and advanced stats, just remember the very old idea that one goal in football is worth roughly one point. Teams that deviate from this by more than 10-15% are probably not in sustainable form.
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Mods are asleep post yotei screenshots
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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The only people gung ho about AI are AI companies, Republicans, and the tech press. Should tell you all you need to know about how worthless it is. The reason you think AI is popular or inevitable is because the press says so. It isn't true. They made a bad bet and are trying to force you to eat it
Did you know a former White House climate advisor flipped a GOP stronghold in Virginia by running entirely on putting a stop to more AI data centers?

For @heatmap.news I profiled John McAuliff and a campaign that will be a roadmap for all future anti-AI politicians moving forward.
This Virginia Election Was a Warning for Data Centers
John McAuliff ran his campaign almost entirely on data centers — and won.
heatmap.news
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
And you wouldn’t feel like *great* about it
This looks like the signage at a place you’d get waxed
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I’m sorry the slogan what now
Update #2: Ackman is still convinced Cuomo is going to win, and has proposed Cuomo adopt the slogan "MNYGA"
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
What an incredibly dud round of CL fixtures tonight
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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🥶
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Liverpool contested two aerial duels in their own half yesterday. Eight against Villa. That number was 38 against Brentford, 24 against Utd, 22 against Gala and 23 against Palace.

City are gonna provide their own challenge, but I bet it’s back to regular schedule against Forest.
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Desperately need people to stop bringing up Chances Created as a telling metric of anything. Wirtz was phenomenal yesterday, and set up Szoboszlai perfectly for the big chance. His four other Chances Created produced a cumulative xG value of 0.10.

Just use the more descriptive and accurate metric.
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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"Centrists" need to call Mamdani a "radical leftist" so they can say Trump/Farage fascism is just the opposing side of an equally matched "both sides" conflict

But Mamdani is just a middle of the road, European social democrat

And "centrists" - ie centre-right and right - are simply pro-fascism.
BBC Radio 4 this morning joined Trump in describing Zohran Mamdani as a "radical leftist".
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 AM