EDTalks: Ideas Worth Ignoring
@paladin1969.bsky.social
98% Chimp, 100% Star Stuff
He/Him/His
He/Him/His
According to my AP students, I can:
1.) Gaze into the Ark of the Covenant without ill-effect,
2.) By virtue of #1 above, I can wield Thor’s Hammer, and…
3.) By virtue of both #1 and #2 above, Chuck Norris would refuse to fight me out of mutual respect.
1.) Gaze into the Ark of the Covenant without ill-effect,
2.) By virtue of #1 above, I can wield Thor’s Hammer, and…
3.) By virtue of both #1 and #2 above, Chuck Norris would refuse to fight me out of mutual respect.
September 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
According to my AP students, I can:
1.) Gaze into the Ark of the Covenant without ill-effect,
2.) By virtue of #1 above, I can wield Thor’s Hammer, and…
3.) By virtue of both #1 and #2 above, Chuck Norris would refuse to fight me out of mutual respect.
1.) Gaze into the Ark of the Covenant without ill-effect,
2.) By virtue of #1 above, I can wield Thor’s Hammer, and…
3.) By virtue of both #1 and #2 above, Chuck Norris would refuse to fight me out of mutual respect.
@drewcurtis.bsky.social What does Duke do?
April 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
@drewcurtis.bsky.social What does Duke do?
Dear world: if you can’t clear the intersection, DO NOT GO INTO THE DAMN INTERSECTION!!!1!1
Warmest regards,
Ed
Warmest regards,
Ed
January 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Dear world: if you can’t clear the intersection, DO NOT GO INTO THE DAMN INTERSECTION!!!1!1
Warmest regards,
Ed
Warmest regards,
Ed
TOMORROW IS A SNOW DAY!!!!
January 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
TOMORROW IS A SNOW DAY!!!!
How much idiocy can the blithering idiot blither if the blithering idiot blithers idiocy?
January 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
How much idiocy can the blithering idiot blither if the blithering idiot blithers idiocy?
If Die Hard is a Christmas movie (which it is), then “Yippee ki yay, motherfucker” is an appropriate Christmas greeting.
I will die on this hill.
I will die on this hill.
December 24, 2024 at 10:03 PM
If Die Hard is a Christmas movie (which it is), then “Yippee ki yay, motherfucker” is an appropriate Christmas greeting.
I will die on this hill.
I will die on this hill.
Happy birthday, Carl Sagan. Wish we still had you around lately.
https://buff.ly/3AI8hE3
On what would have been his 90th birthday, we celebrate Carl Sagan as a visionary who brought the stars closer, reminding us to stay curious and to keep looking up. Happy Birthday, Carl Sagan—thank you for showing us that the universe is worth exploring and understanding. 🧪
On what would have been his 90th birthday, we celebrate Carl Sagan as a visionary who brought the stars closer, reminding us to stay curious and to keep looking up. Happy Birthday, Carl Sagan—thank you for showing us that the universe is worth exploring and understanding. 🧪
November 9, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Happy birthday, Carl Sagan. Wish we still had you around lately.
@nuclearanthro.bsky.social I am so sorry for my earlier post. I was not thinking, and I regret the post. I feel horrible, and I promise I will not make that mistake again. I wish you the best, and once more, I am very sorry.
November 8, 2024 at 2:45 AM
@nuclearanthro.bsky.social I am so sorry for my earlier post. I was not thinking, and I regret the post. I feel horrible, and I promise I will not make that mistake again. I wish you the best, and once more, I am very sorry.
I just called my cat a goofamootus. She didn’t understand what I meant. I don’t understand, either, but I stand by my statement.
November 7, 2024 at 9:39 PM
I just called my cat a goofamootus. She didn’t understand what I meant. I don’t understand, either, but I stand by my statement.
Day 2 of Tweeting “Fuck Musk” until I get perma-banned. May have to get less subtle, though…
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1 down: pejorative for anal secretions used for attracting a mate
1 across: _____Tube
2 across: opposite of blow
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1 down: pejorative for anal secretions used for attracting a mate
1 across: _____Tube
2 across: opposite of blow
November 7, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Day 2 of Tweeting “Fuck Musk” until I get perma-banned. May have to get less subtle, though…
. F
YO
C
K
M
S CK
S
K
1 down: pejorative for anal secretions used for attracting a mate
1 across: _____Tube
2 across: opposite of blow
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YO
C
K
M
S CK
S
K
1 down: pejorative for anal secretions used for attracting a mate
1 across: _____Tube
2 across: opposite of blow
A lot of you will feel much better when you realize better the pride that resides in a citizen of the world than the pride that divides when a colorful rag is unfurled.
A lot of you will feel much better if you put your tender heart in a blender and watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion
A lot of you will feel much better if you release your inhibitions and feel the rain on your skin.
November 7, 2024 at 3:13 AM
A lot of you will feel much better when you realize better the pride that resides in a citizen of the world than the pride that divides when a colorful rag is unfurled.
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Terrifying read! Dario Amodei recently said we could have AGI (Artificial General Intelligence) as soon as 2026. Many others have timelines not too much longer than that. I cannot imagine a more terrifying scenario, and the privacy and civil liberty implications here are grim enough on their own!
November 6, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Terrifying read! Dario Amodei recently said we could have AGI (Artificial General Intelligence) as soon as 2026. Many others have timelines not too much longer than that. I cannot imagine a more terrifying scenario, and the privacy and civil liberty implications here are grim enough on their own!
Well, the emails and texts have slowed to a near stop…
November 6, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Well, the emails and texts have slowed to a near stop…
This one always helps me. Hope it brings someone out there a smile, too!
November 6, 2024 at 2:40 PM
This one always helps me. Hope it brings someone out there a smile, too!
Starting a GoFundMe to keep Dr. SkySkull catted in perpetuity. Who is with me?
The only reason I am sticking around at this point is to take care of my cats. When they’re gone, so am I.
November 6, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Starting a GoFundMe to keep Dr. SkySkull catted in perpetuity. Who is with me?
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I know I haven’t been around here much of late, but I have a feeling that is about to change. I still have a desire to stay in the Bad Place as a witness, and in the hopes that it might be reformable, but then again, I think I may just Tweet “Fuck Musk” daily until I am perma-banned…
November 6, 2024 at 1:28 PM
I know I haven’t been around here much of late, but I have a feeling that is about to change. I still have a desire to stay in the Bad Place as a witness, and in the hopes that it might be reformable, but then again, I think I may just Tweet “Fuck Musk” daily until I am perma-banned…
F__CK
M__SK
Me: “I’d like to buy a vowel, Pat”
M__SK
Me: “I’d like to buy a vowel, Pat”
November 6, 2024 at 1:16 PM
F__CK
M__SK
Me: “I’d like to buy a vowel, Pat”
M__SK
Me: “I’d like to buy a vowel, Pat”
Damn. Left Behind *again*
April 23, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Damn. Left Behind *again*
Wow! Finally happened! 😂
Wordle 1,038 1/6
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Wordle 1,038 1/6
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April 22, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Wow! Finally happened! 😂
Wordle 1,038 1/6
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Wordle 1,038 1/6
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There is no drug so powerful as “proud daddy”
January 26, 2024 at 4:58 PM
There is no drug so powerful as “proud daddy”
My mome raths are certainly outgrabe right now.
November 10, 2023 at 12:21 AM
My mome raths are certainly outgrabe right now.
That defense has gotten this little bandit out of sooo much trouble…
October 25, 2023 at 2:55 PM
That defense has gotten this little bandit out of sooo much trouble…
October 11, 2023 at 11:22 PM