Math is math. The only thing that would change the calculation would be if they were exceptionally *small* cookies. Duh…
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Three cookies for three people is just bad math. 9 cookies for three people, plus two cookies to be sure, and three cookies for the ride home (minimum).

My cat has some of the best activation sounds! A unique one for every mood!

That is beyond all bounds of awesome.

I am so sorry to hear this! I hope you recover quickly! ❤️‍🩹

Also, Christmas can happen any time, and sometimes delayed Christmas is best Christmas.

So totally with you on this one…

I like the cut of your jib, sir.

Big *and* true

I remember that Tweet. Pure banger. Even better follow-up! 😂

Welcome Stella! Nice to see you over here!

My cat *definitely* has a clock, and it is no way synced to our flip-flops.

On a related note, my wife and I have noticed a significant uptick in the number of road kill carcasses on the sides of the roads lately. *We* change *our* patterns, but wildlife is delayed in getting the message.

Yes, I certainly understand, and it was insensitive of me. Thank you for understanding it was unintentional.

Shit. Shit shit shit… sorry! Fuck, I am sorry. I hope you see this. I feel like an absolute ass, and I hope you know how sorry I am.

One of the lucky few. I am sure I would be one of the blinded, mutilated hordes that just shuffled around until their organs liquified…