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paladin1969.bsky.social
EDTalks: Ideas Worth Ignoring
@paladin1969.bsky.social
98% Chimp, 100% Star Stuff
He/Him/His
Math is math. The only thing that would change the calculation would be if they were exceptionally *small* cookies. Duh…
😂
September 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Three cookies for three people is just bad math. 9 cookies for three people, plus two cookies to be sure, and three cookies for the ride home (minimum).
September 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My cat has some of the best activation sounds! A unique one for every mood!
December 28, 2024 at 4:31 AM
That is beyond all bounds of awesome.
December 25, 2024 at 5:38 PM
I am so sorry to hear this! I hope you recover quickly! ❤️‍🩹

Also, Christmas can happen any time, and sometimes delayed Christmas is best Christmas.
December 25, 2024 at 3:30 PM
So totally with you on this one…
December 25, 2024 at 3:27 PM
I like the cut of your jib, sir.
December 24, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Big *and* true
November 15, 2024 at 2:25 AM
I remember that Tweet. Pure banger. Even better follow-up! 😂
November 9, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Welcome Stella! Nice to see you over here!
November 8, 2024 at 12:20 PM
My cat *definitely* has a clock, and it is no way synced to our flip-flops.

On a related note, my wife and I have noticed a significant uptick in the number of road kill carcasses on the sides of the roads lately. *We* change *our* patterns, but wildlife is delayed in getting the message.
November 8, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Yes, I certainly understand, and it was insensitive of me. Thank you for understanding it was unintentional.
November 8, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Shit. Shit shit shit… sorry! Fuck, I am sorry. I hope you see this. I feel like an absolute ass, and I hope you know how sorry I am.
November 8, 2024 at 1:51 AM
One of the lucky few. I am sure I would be one of the blinded, mutilated hordes that just shuffled around until their organs liquified…
November 8, 2024 at 1:03 AM