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Charlie McCabe
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Currently up to something...
"Elegant, bit mysterious, has the vibe of someone who could kill a man with one glance." - @harecomedy.bsky.social
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A BANANA ANALYSIS (Help!):
There are many things that could be said about Will Sharpe's Flowers but, years later, I still can't get the bananas out of my head. I'm hoping someone has an idea. (They don't)
I'll elaborate (thread):
Hehehehehe oh what a time to be alive!
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Just putting the thought out into the world that someone at Warner Bros really needs to steal the print of Bill Gunn's Stop! and put it on Internet Archive.
Please.
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My love language
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Does this count as a life update?
November 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
My turn now.
Does this function as a public apology @danmckee.bsky.social ?
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
What happens when @danmckee.bsky.social and I are still taking at midnight
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Casa Cacao advent calendar drop kills me every year. ONE DAY I WILL GET MY HANDS ON YOU, MARK MY WORDS 💔
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Having a Gen Z brother is quite the challenge.

"Your feelings are valid regardless of what you believe the intentions were of the person who caused them"

NO, I think you'll find the correct way to deal with feelings is to repeatedly say "I'm fine" and then drop dead of a heart attack at 32.
November 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Never judge your friends but also I suspect this is right up your street @danmckee.bsky.social
My semi regular post featuri the weirdest and horniest father/daughter shopping scene that ever existed

from the 1966 movie LORD LOVE A DUCK
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Doesn't matter how many times I see it, I will always scream "But HOW did they film that!?" at least 4 times when watching Oldboy. What a film
October 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This is my friend! She's a professional writer! And a really fucking good one at that!
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Bake Off has become just Paul Hollywood bragging about how much travelling he's done while simultaneously saying things like "basks cheesecake"
October 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If you need me, I'll be cry laughing at @joznorris.bsky.social insta stories for the rest of the night
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Hey @watsoncomedian.bsky.social Just drove past this guy - want me to give him your number?
October 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Repost this with your significant other (not really - but I wish)
October 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
WHAT since fucking when is Criterion Channel geoblocked!? The horror!
October 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Reposted by Charlie McCabe
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Happy birthday @zoethorne.bsky.social 🥳 You deserve all of the cake you can get! I hope you have a spectacular day 🎂
October 25, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Oh go on, I haven't got a clue.
October 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Just tried this out and I really like it. It feels like a playable John Hubley film
Looking through the files archive I remembered that I quite enjoy making games (in lack of a better word, they don't really deserve the name) based on Tim Key poems.
So I threw together another quick one today.
larsum.com/perspective/
October 23, 2025 at 10:48 AM
My condolences to all the people this Halloween season munching on their spooky baked goods not realising that charcoal is gonna fuck up the efficacy of their contraceptive pill! That's a lot more gore than they bargained for. 💔
October 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Biggest birthday wishes to @eve-comedy.bsky.social 🥳 I hope you have the best day and get so spoilt by everyone! You really deserve it! 🎂
October 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
My phone keeps wanting to autocorrect the word "romantic" to "Roman."
It's entirely my fault. Gender is a construct 😂
October 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM